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| Lies Women Tell by Iheakonye(m): 9:46pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
1. I don't watch porn 2. I can't double date 3. Stop it is wat dey say if u want to av sex with dem, but na lie 4. Fake voice when dey pick call 5. Money doesn't count in their relationship 6. Pretend to remain Small portion of food in public, even if hunger dey catch dem 7. I broke up with him, even if na d guy dump her 8. I don't mastubate 1 Like |
| Re: Lies Women Tell by Enegod(m): 9:48pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
lies men tell: 1. Your weight doesn't bother me. 2. I wasn't looking at her butt. 3. Those jeans look good on you. 4. I love you 5. I swear I'll call you tomorrow.  1 Like |
| Re: Lies Women Tell by kilokeys(m): 9:49pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
no. 3 would land the Op in prison  |
| Re: Lies Women Tell by ronald4lif(m): 9:49pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
I don't like sex, what's in sex sef. I don't eat from buka, if it's not kfc, jevinik etc forget it. I can't carry a hair for more than 2weeks, for what na. I can't go on a date with a guy with bus, it's either he drives or we use a cab. 1 Like |
| Re: Lies Women Tell by laykhorn(m): 9:54pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
I've never eaten amala I've never tasted alomo or paraga I've never had pure water I only weave human hair I'm serious this is my first time now . You be learner  You never hear Eldee Wash? |
| Re: Lies Women Tell by Rexhenrex(m): 9:55pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
without make-up i still have a fine face if u believe any typical naija girl that tells you the bolded, then u need an eye surgery and an IQ test.(well Na some naija gurls o, not all before NL girls bash me). 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: Lies Women Tell by sinaj(f): 10:00pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
i dont do any of those tinz above @ op |
| Re: Lies Women Tell by mytime24(f): 10:00pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
Watchin diis thread wit my side mirors |
| Re: Lies Women Tell by Nobody: 10:05pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
He is just a friend. . . I've only had sex once. He's like a brother to me. 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: Lies Women Tell by Twaci(f): 10:11pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
Blackett:Aint u supposed to be on your honeymoon? Whachu doing here? |
| Re: Lies Women Tell by Nobody: 10:12pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
I'm nt guilty of any  |
| Re: Lies Women Tell by Nobody: 10:12pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
Twaci:Huh? |
| Re: Lies Women Tell by cyprianlah(m): 10:18pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
I never gave my virginity willingly, I was raped Most annoying# 2 Likes |
| Re: Lies Women Tell by Nobody: 10:19pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
kitnah:liar |
| Re: Lies Women Tell by Nobody: 10:24pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
yugkapmeet:No,am not |
| Re: Lies Women Tell by Nobody: 10:28pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
kitnah:oh really? Then tell me, do you have a boyfriend? |
| Re: Lies Women Tell by Nobody: 10:30pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
yugkapmeet:Yes!!! and u r d 1 |
| Re: Lies Women Tell by Nobody: 10:37pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
kitnah:nice try, but love is dead to me. I do not have a girlfriend. |
| Re: Lies Women Tell by fuckshit: 10:39pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
Enegod:6. You're fücking sexy  |
| Re: Lies Women Tell by sarmiie(m): 10:43pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
kilokeys: in sane societies, not yours truly's country of birth |
| Re: Lies Women Tell by Nobody: 10:44pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
yugkapmeet:Lmao you obviously cant take a joke. |
| Re: Lies Women Tell by Nobody: 10:47pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
| Re: Lies Women Tell by Nobody: 10:49pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
I juss cheque dis twaci girl profile, y so sad gehl? No jump off bridge ooooo |
| Re: Lies Women Tell by Nobody: 10:50pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
| Re: Lies Women Tell by Nobody: 10:50pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
Next I cheque mytime24 profile... ...see her head like coconut, but... ... she is doABLE! |
| Re: Lies Women Tell by Nobody: 10:51pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
When you want to practise the act of fuckiology she tells you she is sick or don't have strength. ..... STORY OF THE GODS |
| Re: Lies Women Tell by Nobody: 10:52pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
Finally I cheque sinaj profile... ...d weigh she dey do her lip be like say she dey ready to take some or... ...she just haz some. ...proffessionnall opinion, be like say she dey ready to take some. |
| Re: Lies Women Tell by Nobody: 10:53pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
kitnah:Me calling you a lair was an obvious joke. you didn't take it Meanwhile, you seem like a nice person. Could we be friends? |
| Re: Lies Women Tell by Exjoker(m): 10:57pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
sinaj:Lol...This is the greatest of all lies a girl will tell you if you ask her all those things above |
| Re: Lies Women Tell by Nobody: 11:00pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
GhostProtocol:LMAO... Chai!!! guy u bad ooo.  |
| Re: Lies Women Tell by Twaci(f): 11:01pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
GhostProtocol:Hello. Nah, I aint sad |
| Re: Lies Women Tell by Cutehector(m): 11:03pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
Twaci:tracy |
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