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Re: Nasir El Rufai Tweet That Got Twitter Buzzing On Saturday by NDprudent(m): 8:46am On Mar 30, 2015
lekinz:
grin grin grin

Wetin concern me

But wait Oooooohhh...

If Pdp and Apc draw.. Shey dem go play penalty ??



No o!! Na head to head dem go use.
Re: Nasir El Rufai Tweet That Got Twitter Buzzing On Saturday by seedorfg(m): 8:46am On Mar 30, 2015
my yam nurse rule hell roof high
Re: Nasir El Rufai Tweet That Got Twitter Buzzing On Saturday by Damikevin(m): 8:46am On Mar 30, 2015
When I grow up, I don't wanna be like any of you!
Re: Nasir El Rufai Tweet That Got Twitter Buzzing On Saturday by Awwal1st(m): 8:47am On Mar 30, 2015
okay
Re: Nasir El Rufai Tweet That Got Twitter Buzzing On Saturday by zicoraads: 8:47am On Mar 30, 2015
Y'all should take a chill pill! Keep calm and wait for INEC to do their job cool

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Re: Nasir El Rufai Tweet That Got Twitter Buzzing On Saturday by smartleo(m): 8:49am On Mar 30, 2015
januzaj:
EL RUFAI BAD GUY
..
..
.
ABEG I DEY FIND TEMITEMI
.
.
DUMBO SAMBO ON THE RUN
.
.
. Jonathan met with the Queen of
England.
He asked her:
JONATHAN: How do you run such an efficient
government? Are there any tips u can give to me?
I want to help Nigeria.
"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing
is to surround yourself with intelligent people."
Jonathan frowned, and then asked,"But how do i
know the people around me are really intelligent?"
The Queen replied, "Oh, that's easy, you just ask
them to answer an intelligent riddle.
The Queen pushed a button on her intercom.
"Please send David Cameron in here, would you?"
David Cameron walked into the room and
said,"Yes, your majesty?"
The Queen smiled and said,"Answer this riddle.
David, your mother and father have a child, it is
not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is
it? "Without pausing for a minute David Cameron
answered,"that would be me." Yes, very good,"said
the Queen.
Jonathan went back home to ask his Vice
President Sambo
JONATHAN: Answer this. Your mother and your
father have a child, it's not your brother and it's
not your sister, who is it?
SAMBO:."I'm not sure, let me get back to you."
He asked all his staff in the Office but none could
give him an answer. Finally, one day, VP Sambo
ran into Januzaj.
Sambo asked, Januzaj
SAMBO: Your mother and father have a child and
it's not your brother or sister,who is it?"
Januzaj answered sharply, "That's easy, its me!"
Sambo smiled,and said "Thanks!"
Then he went back to speak with President
Jonathan.
Sambo: Sir, I have the answer to that riddle, It's
JANUZAJ
Jonathan got angry,he said to Sambo. "No wonder
Nigeria isn't moving forward, I am Surrounded by
Dummies.! The answer is David Cameron!"
laffing in kanuri language
Re: Nasir El Rufai Tweet That Got Twitter Buzzing On Saturday by Bsc(m): 8:54am On Mar 30, 2015
lekinz:
grin grin grin

Wetin concern me

But wait Oooooohhh...

If Pdp and Apc draw.. Shey dem go play penalty ??

Yes!!! With knife, cutlass and gun...na u go officiate am
Re: Nasir El Rufai Tweet That Got Twitter Buzzing On Saturday by oba009(m): 8:56am On Mar 30, 2015
This keeps me smile

januzaj:
EL RUFAI BAD GUY
..
..
.
ABEG I DEY FIND TEMITEMI
.
.
DUMBO SAMBO ON THE RUN
.
.
. Jonathan met with the Queen of
England.
He asked her:
JONATHAN: How do you run such an efficient
government? Are there any tips u can give to me?
I want to help Nigeria.
"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing
is to surround yourself with intelligent people."
Jonathan frowned, and then asked,"But how do i
know the people around me are really intelligent?"
The Queen replied, "Oh, that's easy, you just ask
them to answer an intelligent riddle.
The Queen pushed a button on her intercom.
"Please send David Cameron in here, would you?"
David Cameron walked into the room and
said,"Yes, your majesty?"
The Queen smiled and said,"Answer this riddle.
David, your mother and father have a child, it is
not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is
it? "Without pausing for a minute David Cameron
answered,"that would be me." Yes, very good,"said
the Queen.
Jonathan went back home to ask his Vice
President Sambo
JONATHAN: Answer this. Your mother and your
father have a child, it's not your brother and it's
not your sister, who is it?
SAMBO:."I'm not sure, let me get back to you."
He asked all his staff in the Office but none could
give him an answer. Finally, one day, VP Sambo
ran into Januzaj.
Sambo asked, Januzaj
SAMBO: Your mother and father have a child and
it's not your brother or sister,who is it?"
Januzaj answered sharply, "That's easy, its me!"
Sambo smiled,and said "Thanks!"
Then he went back to speak with President
Jonathan.
Sambo: Sir, I have the answer to that riddle, It's
JANUZAJ
Jonathan got angry,he said to Sambo. "No wonder
Nigeria isn't moving forward, I am Surrounded by
Dummies.! The answer is David Cameron!"
Re: Nasir El Rufai Tweet That Got Twitter Buzzing On Saturday by toshmann(m): 8:56am On Mar 30, 2015
Fadelex:
even Jonathan came in on Saturday night, kaduna by the way is a done deal for Buhari and el-rufai...... with the way results are coming in, I forsee a runoff for the presidential election. . why are we not having any results from south east and south south? hope not all registered voters will eventually vote for pdp by the time the results are released, these are places with low population yet the results av not been released. I smell foul play going on there.... we are patiently waiting and I urge everyone to be calm wen the result is announced. remember that the immediate families of these politicians that will benefit mostly from the govt are presently on vacations.

Uhm, we are working on the results from the south-east and south-south. Give us time cool
Re: Nasir El Rufai Tweet That Got Twitter Buzzing On Saturday by CLEARINGAGENT: 8:58am On Mar 30, 2015
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Re: Nasir El Rufai Tweet That Got Twitter Buzzing On Saturday by Nobody: 8:58am On Mar 30, 2015
Ahuitzotl:
If that devil wants to try his hand at incitement then he best put his twitter children in the frontline.

Exactly! I hope el rufai's children lead from the front. embarassed embarassed

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Re: Nasir El Rufai Tweet That Got Twitter Buzzing On Saturday by januzaj(m): 8:58am On Mar 30, 2015
oba009:
This keeps me smile

SAMBO NO SABI USE EXPO
Re: Nasir El Rufai Tweet That Got Twitter Buzzing On Saturday by Don4eva(m): 8:58am On Mar 30, 2015
dickrider:
[size=18pt] undecided


PDP IS A MISTAKE THAT MUST BE CORRECTED. OBJ FORCED GEJ ON US AND NOW THE BABA IS REGRETTING HIS ACTIONS. I HOPE BUHARI WINS TODAY[/size]
keep hoping, your OBJ is worse than GEJ and GMB combined.
Re: Nasir El Rufai Tweet That Got Twitter Buzzing On Saturday by isan(m): 8:59am On Mar 30, 2015
januzaj:
EL RUFAI BAD GUY
..
..
.
ABEG I DEY FIND TEMITEMI
.
.
DUMBO SAMBO ON THE RUN
.
.
. Jonathan met with the Queen of
England.
He asked her:
JONATHAN: How do you run such an efficient
government? Are there any tips u can give to me?
I want to help Nigeria.
"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing
is to surround yourself with intelligent people."
Jonathan frowned, and then asked,"But how do i
know the people around me are really intelligent?"
The Queen replied, "Oh, that's easy, you just ask
them to answer an intelligent riddle.
The Queen pushed a button on her intercom.
"Please send David Cameron in here, would you?"
David Cameron walked into the room and
said,"Yes, your majesty?"
The Queen smiled and said,"Answer this riddle.
David, your mother and father have a child, it is
not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is
it? "Without pausing for a minute David Cameron
answered,"that would be me." Yes, very good,"said
the Queen.
Jonathan went back home to ask his Vice
President Sambo
JONATHAN: Answer this. Your mother and your
father have a child, it's not your brother and it's
not your sister, who is it?
SAMBO:."I'm not sure, let me get back to you."
He asked all his staff in the Office but none could
give him an answer. Finally, one day, VP Sambo
ran into Januzaj.
Sambo asked, Januzaj
SAMBO: Your mother and father have a child and
it's not your brother or sister,who is it?"
Januzaj answered sharply, "That's easy, its me!"
Sambo smiled,and said "Thanks!"
Then he went back to speak with President
Jonathan.
Sambo: Sir, I have the answer to that riddle, It's
JANUZAJ
Jonathan got angry,he said to Sambo. "No wonder
Nigeria isn't moving forward, I am Surrounded by
Dummies.! The answer is David Cameron!"
ahahahahahahaaha 3 gbosa for u cheesy
Re: Nasir El Rufai Tweet That Got Twitter Buzzing On Saturday by Nobody: 9:00am On Mar 30, 2015
Taylor86:
simply they were announcing the northern states results u guys tink Buhari has won













I pity the square root of una life











wait more results are coming












Buhari go soon catch cold











will keep shouting GEJ till my voice cracks
TB Joshua say person go die of heart attack, I know the person. After all him done live pass original human life span.
Re: Nasir El Rufai Tweet That Got Twitter Buzzing On Saturday by Absoj(m): 9:00am On Mar 30, 2015
Iamsynord:
The APC Governorship candidate for Kaduna tweeted this on March 28th ..

Cc lalasticlala
Can u just imagine an aspiring governor or governor-to-be spilling balderdash. I imagine how the state will look like under the leadership of a man who cannot keep a tight rein on his tongue. Even a child wldnt tweet dis. I think it's high time we subject our politicians to pychiatric examination. Haba! How does Sambo's movemnt from his house in Kaduna affect El Rufai's political ambition? undecided undecided thank gudness I didn't vote for any of the ailing party govs of the state sef. angry

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Re: Nasir El Rufai Tweet That Got Twitter Buzzing On Saturday by januzaj(m): 9:00am On Mar 30, 2015
isan:
ahahahahahahaaha 3 gbosa for u cheesy
GBOSA GBOSA GBOSA
Re: Nasir El Rufai Tweet That Got Twitter Buzzing On Saturday by isan(m): 9:00am On Mar 30, 2015
Sai baba sai buhari









Meanwhile celebrating my 1000 like on nairaland
Re: Nasir El Rufai Tweet That Got Twitter Buzzing On Saturday by ayusco85(m): 9:00am On Mar 30, 2015
dickrider:
[size=18pt] undecided


PDP IS A MISTAKE THAT MUST BE CORRECTED. OBJ FORCED GEJ ON US AND NOW THE BABA IS REGRETTING HIS ACTIONS. I HOPE BUHARI WINS TODAY[/size]

seconded
Re: Nasir El Rufai Tweet That Got Twitter Buzzing On Saturday by Nobody: 9:01am On Mar 30, 2015
Don4eva:
keep hoping, your OBJ is worse than GEJ and GMB combined.


Cry cry simpleton
Re: Nasir El Rufai Tweet That Got Twitter Buzzing On Saturday by TECHNINE: 9:02am On Mar 30, 2015
some politicians now sleeps on Twitter posting nonsense undecided

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Re: Nasir El Rufai Tweet That Got Twitter Buzzing On Saturday by jonot: 9:04am On Mar 30, 2015
APC is a really dumb party & I shake my head that the miscreants want to rule Naija. They've been posting fake results since Sunday morning. What really is their point? Are they so comfortable about inciting violence, when we've been praying for peaceful elections? God no go gree una o, and una go fail. Useless party angry angry angry angry

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Re: Nasir El Rufai Tweet That Got Twitter Buzzing On Saturday by paycash: 9:04am On Mar 30, 2015
Breaking new from Sahara

Re: Nasir El Rufai Tweet That Got Twitter Buzzing On Saturday by adadadon(m): 9:05am On Mar 30, 2015
Gracyel:

Oh please, lets get tribalism off this. We are all Nigerians and should stop beefing ourselves cos of our tribal differences. If we keep doing this to each other, then what is the difference between us and the whites who discriminate against us (the 'Blacks')...Please lets start preaching unity in our great country. The Giant of Africa!
That does not answer the fact that only IGBO abused elrufai.....
Re: Nasir El Rufai Tweet That Got Twitter Buzzing On Saturday by appini: 9:05am On Mar 30, 2015
buskie13:
APC n lies

Like bread and butter

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Re: Nasir El Rufai Tweet That Got Twitter Buzzing On Saturday by paycash: 9:05am On Mar 30, 2015
Result so far

Re: Nasir El Rufai Tweet That Got Twitter Buzzing On Saturday by Absoj(m): 9:07am On Mar 30, 2015
Iamsynord:
The APC Governorship candidate for Kaduna tweeted this on March 28th ..

Cc lalasticlala
Can u just imagine an aspiring governor or governor-to-be spilling balderdash. I imagine how the state will look like under the leadership of a man who cannot keep a tight rein on his tongue. Even a child wldnt tweet dis. I think it's high time we subject our politicians to pychiatric examination. Haba! How does Sambo's movemnt from his house in Kaduna affect El Rufai's political ambition? undecided undecided thank gudness I didn't vote for any of the ailing party gov candidates- both incumbent and the wind-bag/ motor-mouth of the state sef. angry
Re: Nasir El Rufai Tweet That Got Twitter Buzzing On Saturday by lekinz(m): 9:10am On Mar 30, 2015
Bsc:

Yes!!! With knife, cutlass and gun...na u go officiate am

How now ??

My name na lekinz now .... I be like referee ??
Re: Nasir El Rufai Tweet That Got Twitter Buzzing On Saturday by MizMyColi(f): 9:12am On Mar 30, 2015
zicoraads:
Y'all should take a chill pill! Keep calm and wait for INEC to do their job cool
Re: Nasir El Rufai Tweet That Got Twitter Buzzing On Saturday by lekinz(m): 9:13am On Mar 30, 2015
SuperSuave:
hehehe funny guy. You should create a thread for it

Create a thread ??

It won't be moved to FP...

Created one of recent self ... e still dey chill for education section...

NDprudent:



No o!! Na head to head dem go use.

No be so jawe ...

No be EPL na UCL... grin grin grin
Re: Nasir El Rufai Tweet That Got Twitter Buzzing On Saturday by juman(m): 9:17am On Mar 30, 2015
dickrider:
[size=18pt] undecided


PDP IS A MISTAKE THAT MUST BE CORRECTED. OBJ FORCED GEJ ON US AND NOW THE BABA IS REGRETTING HIS ACTIONS. I HOPE BUHARI WINS TODAY[/size]

But jonathan performs better than obj.

Anyway obj is complete useless man, he failed woefully as president.
Re: Nasir El Rufai Tweet That Got Twitter Buzzing On Saturday by 9jatatafo(m): 9:18am On Mar 30, 2015
Lorbish!!!!

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