MrCrackles:

How can you fall in love with a retard?

Xavier is a mysophile. That explains the phenomenom behind falling in love with a spaz.

MrCrackles:

I dont have powers to ban anyone, abeg!

We are all the same innit?!

Ok oga, I hear.
My king, thou hath confesst to the maiden Funmeth Laoyo the affection of thy love?

Guys

cut me some slacks. U asked me to confess, I did. Now am being castigated for it.

Ok she does not like me, at least ve said my mind.

Am a mesophile - dont even know what that is

The fact is have got an incurable crush on a smart lady and am at a lost on what to do.

Xavier.:

Am a mesophile - dont even know what that is

The fact is have got an incurable crush on a smart lady and am at a lost on what to do.

Awwwwwwwwwwww. . . . . .Are u aware she is 42??

~Sauron~:

Awwwwwwwwwwww. . . . . .A[b]re u aware she is 42[/b]??

Is she?

Fucking hell, she is old enough to be my mum!!

Xavier.:

Guys

cut me some slacks. U asked me to confess, I did. Now am being castigated for it.

Ok she does not like me, at least ve said my mind.

Am a mesophile - dont even know what that is

The fact is have got an incurable crush on a smart lady and am at a lost on what to do.

Yemi, you've said your mind.

Now say bye bye to the threads. Cuz trust me, the posts hereafter will be useless to you.

Xavier.:

Guys

cut me some slacks. U asked me to confess, I did. Now am being castigated for it.

Ok she does not like me, at least ve said my mind.

Im happy u confessed jare
dont mind heatfusion, sauron n mrcrackles
there is nothing wrong in admitting that u have a crush on some1
Go for it

42 years. Crap. A 42 years old lady cant be so much in tune with current happenings round the world. My friend, try harded.

Wetin heatfusion do?

I'm just saying it's about time he STOPS skirting after the woman.

Xavier.:

42 years. Crap. A 42 years old lady cant be so much in tune with current happenings round the world. My friend, try harded.

So all the people above 40 are blind, uneducated and unenlightened??
Tap your forehead with your sweaty palm.

MrCrackles:

Is she?

Fucking hell, she is old enough to be my mum!!

According to carbon dating. . . . . . .She is closer to 42 than 41.
Old enough to be your mum?? Are you 14 years of age??

Tope

Thanks a lot. Now am expecting a response from Deepzone. Hope it's gonna be favourable.

You guys shud leave xavier and earthmama alone
is it not u same ppl that told earthmama to get married
no she has a crush and u guys are trying to spoil her game

She is too much in touch with current world events to be 42. 42 years olds are getting ready to die, such things dont interest them any longer

Tope hope u re not being sarcastic?

~Sauron~:

So all the people above 40 are blind, uneducated and unenlightened??
Tap your forehead with your sweaty palm.

According to carbon dating. . . . . . .She is closer to 42 than 41.
Old enough to be your mum?? Are you 14 years of age??

Hehe
My mum gave birth to me when she was 18
Funmi had to be carbon dated, oh dear!!!

Xavier.:

Tope hope u re not being sarcastic?

ofcos not, if i am u wud know

MrCrackles:

Hehe
My mum gave birth to me when she was 18
Funmi had to be carbon dated, oh dear!!!

damnnnnnnn, and I thought mines was young

From now on, anyone that says anything bad about would have me to contend with.

Xavier.:

She is too much in touch with current world events to be 42. 42 years olds are getting ready to die, such things dont interest them any longer

I am worried about the kind of 40+ people you know.

MrCrackles:

Hehe
My mum gave birth to me when she was 18
Funmi had to be carbon dated, oh dear!!!

Funmi had to be carbon dated cos she was caught with 28 different Birth Certificates.

Xavier.:

From now on, anyone that says anything bad about would have me to contend with.

oh plz, Yemi, shut up.

Stop skirting after DZ. Iyawo on'iyawo

~Sauron~:

Funmi had to be carbon dated cos she was caught with 28 different Birth Certificates.

Hehehe

.

Heat

Is Funmi married?

tpia:

you're not serious yet, like I said earlier on this thread.

When you're ready to go the whole hog, you'll

- stop claiming Yoruba

- reveal or "discover" your Igbo ancestry- preferably first or second generation. Or at the very least Ghanaian.

- try to put some spunk in your trunk. Talk and post like someone with stamina, not all this sme sme you've been doing. _{Dont you see the kind of guys she's been following around nairaland.}

- get connected to some AAs somewhere. At least claim some AA connections either as relatives or as exes.

- make believe you're into business



If you like ignore my friendly advice.

rotflmaoooooooooo. . . .oh gosh, you've killed funmi finished

Xavier.:

Heat

Is Funmi married?

Yes, she's the senior wife of Olabowale's 10 wives. Berra recognize!

Tpia

My step mum is Igbo. The other part of ur advice i dnt understand, pls break it down.

HeatFusion:

rotflmaoooooooooo. . . .oh gosh, you've killed funmi finished
Yes, she's the senior wife of Olabowale's 10 wives. Berra recognize!

What's AA? how do i put some sprunk into my trunk.

And if it's Olabowale she's been hanging with, then no contest.

Funmi is sure enjoying all this.

There's also a possibility that Funmi=Xavier. No?

spikedcylinder:

Funmi is sure enjoying all this.

There's also a possibility that Funmi=Xavier. No?

Oh How i wish Funmi was me, at least i could have her with me every day of the week.

spikedcylinder:

Funmi is sure enjoying all this.

There's also a possibility that Funmi=Xavier. No?

Funmi=Xavier??
I think you should stop watching Jason Bourne.
Your conspiracy theory makes ma sinews creak.

Xavier.:

What's AA? how do i put some sprunk into my trunk.

And if it's Olabowale she's been hanging with, then no contest.

lmao, what a sorry case.

You better start claiming another state, as of now, we've disowned you.

No one as explained the AA and sprunk in the trunk thingy now. Abeg explain so i can start working on it.