Xavier.:

As for my Diva
She is so full of fun
and is very deep[DeepZone] in wisdom

I wouldnt really describe her as hot[hotfunmi]
but i know she is far from being cold
and going by her writings
have got a feeling that she might be the smartest lady on earth[earTHMama]

Many say it's lust
and that am probably lost
But I know it's not
and that i aint going nut

Creative! I think you have some poetic gift.

Negro_Ntns:

Xavier,

Congrats!  I wouldn't do this for anyone else but the fact that its Funmi, . . .Xavier, please give me the honor to host the wedding; . . .on one condition.

That she will never, ever, ever, ever return to NL in whatever capacity, form or mode.  Oh, Hoorrraaayyy, Funmi is leaving NL!   

rotflmao, dnt try to act as if you dnt want her for yourelf. You're just scared of what KarmaMod will say


Imagine!!! KarmaMod as senior wife, and Funmi as the second wife. "Omo wa si le aiye lati ji'ya" 

Different strokes for different folks.
Still can't believe any man will find that farting chic attractive.
Xavier, are you a mysophilliac?

What will you do assuming she's disabled

What if she is disabled?
Of course there is ability in every disability

My attraction to her is more intellectual than physical
Who cares about long fine legs
if all they're carrying is some dull stale brain

Richyblack

Those things u pinted out are just concidental. Howcome u didnt think the Fun in the first line was shortform of (Fun)mi. Please now give me some credit. If am gonna put clues in a poem, would at least make it a little more complex. The individual's name is clearly stated in the piece below

Ding dong my heart beats
Every time I read her words
Every day I pray she posts
Please tell her not to stop posting

Zig zag my thoughts go round
On a single lady they are focused
No one else gets my attention as much as she does
Eventually I know she would mine

BTW

How come EarTHmama hasnt posted on this thread. That's quite strange and quite unlike her. She loves juicy and scandalous stories.

Oh, she is probably thinking the thread is about her?

Hmmm. It's not about u, so u can also contribute.

BTW

How come EarTHmama hasnt posted on this thread? That's quite strange and quite unlike her. She loves juicy and scandalous stories.

Oh, she is probably thinking the thread is about her? Hmmm.

Funmi, it's not about u, so u can also contribute,

Eba mi wa yawo iyawo mi iyawo mi.

Yemi, plz shut up, no one is playing ur game anymore

Heat fusion

Relax now, it is no game. Sincerely am crazy about this lady

Xavier.:

Heat fusion

Relax now, it is no game. Sincerely am crazy about this lady

Well i suggest u tell her or u shut up
Its becoming a tad bit annoying

Xavier.:

Heat fusion

Relax now, it is no game. Sincerely am crazy about this lady

Yemi, oru ife oshi wo niyi?
sebi wan so'pe oni obirin ni le

@ Poster

Oh the suspense is KILLING me. . . . ._{just wake me up when you ready to say the name}



1 love

Heat fussion

Awon abanije asebaje lo sobe. Won fe ba ife wa je ni. Magbo ti won, iwo sa ma won nio tie. Mo mu eye bo lapo.

Are you still 'going bunkers' thinking about her?

Xavier.:

Heat fussion

Awon abanije asebaje lo sobe. Won fe ba ife wa je ni. Magbo ti won, iwo sa ma won nio tie. Mo mu eye bo lapo.

se egbon mi Dayokanu lo npe ni abanija asebaje? so ra e o!

LOL, ife wo lo ni? se to ba je wipe arabirin ye ni'fe o, se koti ye ko da e lohun?

lol, oje fi iyawo oni'yawo sile

Morenike
How body?

chika98:

Morenike
How body?

Body dey inside cloth, my sister

How far? Who dey take u comot from nl?

Yemmy,
Quit being a wussie. Tell Earthmama you love her and I wont tell madam I can give you my word.
Even if "she" comes on NL she wont know you are the one chasing earth mama

dayokanu:

Yemmy,
Quit being a wussie. Tell Earthmama you love her

Yeah, Like it's that easy to play with the tail of a python

Hehehehehe

Quote from Xavier.

What if she is disabled?
Of course there is ability in every disability

My attraction to her is more intellectual than physical
Who cares about long fine legs
if all they're carrying is some dull stale brain

Richyblack

Those things u pinted out are just concidental. Howcome u didnt think the Fun in the first line was shortform of (Fun)mi. Please now give me some credit. If am gonna put clues in a poem, would at least make it a little more complex. The individual's name is clearly stated in the piece below

[b]D[/b]ing dong my heart beats
[b]E[/b]very time I read her words
[b]E[/b]very day I pray she posts
[b]P[/b]lease tell her not to stop posting

[b]Z[/b]ig zag my thoughts go round
[b]O[/b]n a single lady they are focused
[b]N[/b]o one else gets my attention as much as she does
[b]E[/b]ventually I know she would mine

Secret lover's name decoded.

Whoever this individual is, pls spare this young.

Ok Ok guys enough specukations I would spill it. The lady is,

ok guys

U ve all been right all the while, it is Funmi aka Deepzone, EarTHmama, Redhotchic. What do i do?

Xavier.:

ok guys

U ve all been right all the while, it is Funmi aka Deepzone, EarTHmama, Redhotchic. What do i do?

ROFLMAO.

Xavier.:

ok guys

U ve all been right all the while, it is Funmi aka Deepzone, EarTHmama, Redhotchic. What do i do?

How can you fall in love with a retard?

Xavier.:

ok guys

U ve all been right all the while, it is Funmi aka Deepzone, EarTHmama, Redhotchic. What do i do?

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Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa . . . . he finally admits
I suggest u tell her abt it

MrCrackles:

How can you fall in love with a retard?

@Yemi
Fii le, the girl does not want you

She has a man, why not hook up with MrCrackles instead

Oya Funmi come carry your lover, Xavier!

HeatFusion:

U dey craze, Funmi sef no fit vex, who u be?!

HeatFusion:


@Yemi
Fii le, the girl does not want you

She has a man, why not hook up with MrCrackles instead

You must be wearing your pant inside out!

MrCrackles:

Oya Funmi come carry your lover, Xavier!


U dey craze, Funmi sef no fit vex, who u be?!

You must be wearing your pant inside out!

Sorry jare. Was just trying the smiley out. No vex o, I dnt want to get banned

HeatFusion:

Sorry jare. Was just trying the smiley out. No vex o, I dnt want to get banned

I dont have powers to ban anyone, abeg!

We are all the same innit?!