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God Makes People Eat Human Shit. Now Is This Gross, Or What? by huxley(m): 12:51am On Jan 29, 2009
Ezekiel 4

1Thou also, son of man, take thee a tile, and lay it before thee, and pourtray upon it the city, even Jerusalem:

2And lay siege against it, and build a fort against it, and cast a mount against it; set the camp also against it, and set battering rams against it round about.

3Moreover take thou unto thee an iron pan, and set it for a wall of iron between thee and the city: and set thy face against it, and it shall be besieged, and thou shalt lay siege against it. This shall be a sign to the house of Israel.

4Lie thou also upon thy left side, and lay the iniquity of the house of Israel upon it: according to the number of the days that thou shalt lie upon it thou shalt bear their iniquity.

5For I have laid upon thee the years of their iniquity, according to the number of the days, three hundred and ninety days: so shalt thou bear the iniquity of the house of Israel.

6And when thou hast accomplished them, lie again on thy right side, and thou shalt bear the iniquity of the house of Judah forty days: I have appointed thee each day for a year.

7Therefore thou shalt set thy face toward the siege of Jerusalem, and thine arm shall be uncovered, and thou shalt prophesy against it.

8And, behold, I will lay bands upon thee, and thou shalt not turn thee from one side to another, till thou hast ended the days of thy siege.

9Take thou also unto thee wheat, and barley, and beans, and lentiles, and millet, and fitches, and put them in one vessel, and make thee bread thereof, according to the number of the days that thou shalt lie upon thy side, three hundred and ninety days shalt thou eat thereof.

10And thy meat which thou shalt eat shall be by weight, twenty shekels a day: from time to time shalt thou eat it.

11Thou shalt drink also water by measure, the sixth part of an hin: from time to time shalt thou drink.


12  And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.

13And the LORD said, Even thus shall the children of Israel eat their defiled bread among the Gentiles, whither I will drive them.

14Then said I, Ah Lord GOD! behold, my soul hath not been polluted: for from my youth up even till now have I not eaten of that which dieth of itself, or is torn in pieces; neither came there abominable flesh into my mouth.

15Then he said unto me, Lo, I have given thee cow's dung for man's dung, and thou shalt prepare thy bread therewith.

16Moreover he said unto me, Son of man, behold, I will break the staff of bread in Jerusalem: and they shall eat bread by weight, and with care; and they shall drink water by measure, and with astonishment:

17That they may want bread and water, and be astonied one with another, and consume away for their iniquity.
Re: God Makes People Eat Human Shit. Now Is This Gross, Or What? by bindex(m): 1:36am On Jan 29, 2009
Eating human dung is nothing compared to the racism, tribalism, death and destruction that was espoused by the bibleGod of the old testament.
Re: God Makes People Eat Human Shit. Now Is This Gross, Or What? by Image123(m): 11:30pm On Jan 30, 2009
See this two people amusing themselves with the bible.hehehe. grin grin
Snce you read bible,I think it will do you good if you bought some bible commentaries to help your studies.It would reduce some of your absurd and funny questions at leaset.By the way,whats the big deal if he actually ate human feaces which he didn't.at least he wasn't told to go and swallow cyanide or something.some medical people tell us that drinking your urine every morning will be delicious.Go and eat frog or repent.
Re: God Makes People Eat Human Shit. Now Is This Gross, Or What? by rite2salas(m): 3:18am On Mar 31, 2010
lol @ topics name
Re: God Makes People Eat Human Shit. Now Is This Gross, Or What? by jagunlabi(m): 6:18am On Mar 31, 2010
That is some crazy "lord" right there.I guess there is more poo in heaven to munch. . . for eternity. . .

Eternal bon appetite to those concerned. grin
Re: God Makes People Eat Human Shit. Now Is This Gross, Or What? by Akanniade(m): 1:51pm On Mar 31, 2010
@huxley

15Then he said unto me, Lo, I have given thee cow's dung for man's dung, and thou shalt prepare thy bread therewith.

Your hate for God knows no bound. Pls, the Poo was for fuel not consumption. Its a normal practice in many undeveloped regions to use animal dung for fuel. Even at that, this was an abomination for an Isrealite. The quoted scripture depicts the seperation of a nation from its God. The prophet was made a symbol unto a depraved nation- [i]And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.[/i]I hope this helped reduce your indignation at God.
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