Chemystery is back once again to unveil mysteries on nairaland....
Before you ask me wetin i bring come from travel, i will like you to go through these factual differences between Men and Women.
If you no like am, PM me for your bread!
Here i go....

1. Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember

2. A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't

3. Men love who they trust; Women trust who they love

4. Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. (So each is inevitably disappointed)

5. Women still remember the first kiss after men have forgotten the last.

6. Women complain about sex more often than men. Their gripes fall into two major categories: (1) Not enough. (2) Too much.

7. Men are quicker in forgetting; women remember everything. (And i think that's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened. Lol)

8. When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment.

9. Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.

10. Most women have all other women as adversaries; most men have all other men as their allies

11. Men will insist on their rights and nothing more; women, their rights, and nothing less.

12. Men kick friendship around like a football but it doesn't seem to break. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.

13. You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. (This one pain me pass... But why?)

14. Women are hardly disarmed by compliments. Men most times are.

15. Men are taught to apologize for their weaknesses, women for their strengths.

16. Among men, most times, it’s always sex that result to intimacy but for women, it is the other way round.

op I hold your point no 6. women alws argue we guys like sex more

I love Number 9, it so makes sense

myths

No 13, my babe is a Lecturer and I am a roadside mechanic, so I disagree

women want continuity,men want change.

fukk around and love number 9. true. sooo true

Rhythmic, but full of inconsistencies. Interesting to see the effort,though

KingTom:
No 13, my babe is a Lecturer and I am a roadside mechanic, so I disagree

it doesn't make her any smarter and you any dumber does it??

houstonia:



it doesn't make her any smarter and you any dumber does it??

I no fit understand wetin you jez write, but she go fit to understand

KingTom:
No 13, my babe is a Lecturer and I am a roadside mechanic, so I disagree

Jixox

LegenduryNueLs:


Jixox

Hmmm....no wonder charlie boy said,"if you say I get as I dey do, you sef get as you dey do."


But the important question @OP is where do we balance the man and woman

Yasher:
Hmmm....no wonder charlie boy said,"if you say I get as I dey do, you sef get as you dey do."


But the important question @OP is where do we balance the man and woman

You deh ask me how to balance am abi? You no see this one below wey deh see Rhythms for my post wey him no fit point out. Very soon na Resonance and Refraction e go dey see. Ask am make him balance for you. Epitome of Nigeria lecturer. CRITICS AND INSATIABLE . KingTom see you girlfriend colleague here

nonjebose:
Rhythmic, but full of inconsistencies. Interesting to see the effort,though

chemystery:

You deh ask me how to balance am abi? You no see this one below wey deh see Rhythms for my post wey him no fit point out. Very soon na Resonance and Refraction e go dey see. Ask am make him balance for you. Epitome of Nigeria lecturer. CRITICS AND INSATIABLE . KingTom see you girlfriend colleague here

Sbanite owns this land

AfricanApple:
myths

my nairaland crush, long time

Tell us the difnc btw boys and girls cus am still a boy tryin to be a man

chemystery:

You deh ask me how to balance am abi? You no see this one below wey deh see Rhythms for my post wey him no fit point out. Very soon na Resonance and Refraction e go dey see. Ask am make him balance for you. Epitome of Nigeria lecturer. CRITICS AND INSATIABLE . KingTom see you girlfriend colleague here

typical Nigerian lecturer! Dey provoke say ur student ask you question abi? U don tell me the diff, now to tell me where to balance am, u begin boil like water wey dem put carbide inside.

***yawns***

14. Women are hardly disarmed by compliments. Men most times are.

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Just in case...

vivian001:
Just in case...

NNe shit make build my own house beside ur own plot abeg so we go d wait together

Am proud to be a woman

KingTom:
I no fit understand wetin you jez write, but she go fit to understand

lol finally i get you,

houstonia:


lol finally i get you,

lol...true especially no 7

cutieberie1:
lol...true especially no 7

or number one

Yasher:
typical Nigerian lecturer! Dey provoke say ur student ask you question abi? U don tell me the diff, now to tell me where to balance am, u begin boil like water wey dem put carbide inside.

Lol. No mind her. I don teach am how to write,but she no say consistency is of essence in convincing readers

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