Nigerians say free things destroys the tummy. I was thinking it's a lie until yesterday afternoon when i came back from a boring lecture. Hunger was killing me and alarm was stoning me as if i stole it's wife. My roommates were the worst. Their poverty is follow come. So when i entered our room in the hostel i was surprised to see them flexing. They packed meat full ontop big plate eating and using one bottle of fanta each to digest the food. Without wasting time i joined them sharperly. The meat was so sweet that i did not know the time i asked them what type of meat is it? They told me it's python. I nearly ran mad. I did my best to vomit it but it did not come out. They started laughing me, in my mind, i swore i must revenge. This morning i was going to school library to read when i saw one big frog and caught it. I killed it, and ran home, and used pepper to fry it. I then kept it in the room cause i know those yeye boys will come and eat it. I went to class and came back now and saw that they've cleared the pot. My tummy then sweetened me like yale sweetened cabin biscuit. As i was in the room one of them girlfriend sent rice and stew. I settled down and gave it amnesty. I then received a text on my phone. I checked it and saw it was one of them saying, Dear Ofego, hope you are in the hostel, i gave my girlfriend the meat that you fried and left in the room, that she should use it to cook stew for me. If she brings it, help me to keep it please, don't eat it o! I beg you in the name of God! My people, i am now down and confuse. What should i do?

go get a job dude, nothing is romantic in these your trash

Thank God missclasssy is reading this, she will advice you on what to do.

U just reaped d fruit of ur labour

gud meat. hahahahaah

Hahahaha

Please improve on your lies. At least the devil would be more proud.

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Boring

Lmao..What goes around, comes around!Op u better goan do surgery...Btw, this is supposed to be in the joke section..Y romance?:|

Abeg I mistakenly flush my door key inside toilet last night. Is it right for me to come out through the window this morning?

You got served! Kapish

This is romance section where you post something romantic and not where you post rubbish....
Rubbish!!

u got served. lol

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I don't believe this story, but it IS FUNNY! ;d