1. Why they think socks are wearable so much longer than you think they are.

2. Why they're too impatient to let the dryer finish running, so they take their clothes out when they're still damp. And then fold them!

3. How picking a fantasy team has turned into an all-night event.

4. Why you have a huge box of wires that never get used but they refuse to throw out.

5. How they know Nwankwo Kanu stats dating back to 1996, but cannot remember to replace the trash-can liner every time they take out the garbage.

6. How they seem to be able to wash their body, face, and hair with one crappy bar of soap and look great while you need special face wash, fancy shampoo (and conditioner!) and body wash.

7. Their inability to multitask. You're running around the house with your phone in one hand, a bag of laundry in the other, and probably a dirty dish or two under your arm. They just look mystified.

8. Why the bathroom is their preferred reading location. The couch isn't a more comfy spot?

9. Why they think that the suit they got married in, 20+ years ago, is still a viable option.

10. Why they will never understand the need for more than one, maybe two, pair of shoes.

11. Why they ask if you got a new outfit when you got my hair cut and colored.

12. How they seem to know the make and model of every car ever made. Particularly luxury cars.

13. How it makes sense that their favorite shirt will be less soft after it's put through the washer and dryer. Therefore it can only be washed about once a year…Really?

14. Why sports must be watched at maximum volume. You can hear the announcer clear as day from the other side of the house.

15. Why they can't seem to grasp the concept of planning—no matter how many times you tell them that it'll save them money, time, and their sanity!

16. Why they're so eager to get the check (bill) the moment you finish a meal at a restaurant. It's as if the second the plates are cleared, they're racing an imaginary clock to see if they can get the bill, pay it, and be in the car all within three minutes.

17. Why they can't keep a neat bathroom sink area. It's always a sea of half-used toothpaste tubes (never with the caps on), a spilled-out toiletry kit (even if they haven't traveled in months), and some type of hair product that was clearly purchased in 1999.

Credit to msn.com/en-ca/lifestyle/relationships.

My mama wey born me never understand me



na one strange gal go understand me?



good one Op

make i first book this space

na so

the more u look at men the less u see

Men are simple, women are not..

Jux lyk adam men r cool, calm n collected before eve came

Well done

The Simple truth noni we ain't easy, + we were create with less complication

you right op jae,they just don't care

THIS THREAD ISN'T FOR NIGERIA.



PLEASE TRY THE U.S

Just in case

Interesting

Who cares?

Men!

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phayvoursky:
THIS THREAD ISN'T FOR NIGERIA.



PLEASE TRY THE U.S

Its got some percentage fact which is also peculiar to some people and should not be generalised. Men are complex to women and so are women to men. Those dynamic features gives opportunities for study. Nice post

Wat baffles me:

1. How I will arrange my house neatly wen eva m expectin a lady n scatter it again afta a day or 2. But if its a guy, I don't even care.

2. Afta 2 years of not using his face book acct, my cousin wanted to log in but he totally forgot his pword. He went to d jungle n tapped 2 parcel of dried leaves. Immediately he came bak, he logged into his facebook lyk notin. (I bet no woman, even sum guys can't explain wat happened dia).

3. Why do smokers, sh*t n smoke. No woman can explain dis.

I quite agree with most of ur points, except the last one.

smh at no5. it's like my mother telling my father to go and throw away the dirt. i mean aw dustbin take concern my papa. my dear it doesn't work like dat in nigeria especially in ibadan oyo state.

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Henrypraise:
Wat baffles me:

1. How I will arrange my house neatly wen eva m expectin a lady n scatter it again afta a day or 2. But if its a guy, I don't even care.

2. Afta 2 years of not using his face book acct, my cousin wanted to log in but he totally forgot his pword. He went to d jungle n tapped 2 parcel of dried leaves. Immediately he came bak, he logged into his facebook lyk notin. (I bet no woman, even sum guys can't explain wat happened dia).

3. Why do smokers, sh*t n smoke. No woman can explain dis.

I can explain number three
It stimulates their anus, and it covers up the stinking shit

I'm coming