I mean can't the women sign off on this.

Men are bogged down by family wahala, wifey wahala, work wahala etc

Can't we be allowed to proceed on 2 months paid leave. Paid in the sense we won't be nagged and wifey won't report us to the whole world.

When we come back, the relationship will be stronger.

But men must promise not to go and impregnate or marry another woman.

Ladies biko?

...And the children, how will they feed when the woman isn't all that the man is

All in support of this motion say Aye!