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12 Sex Facts That Will Make You Laugh by LuvSwollenPussy(m): 11:56pm On Apr 27, 2015
1. One in ten European babies is conceived in a threeesome.

2. A single sperm contains 37.5 MB of DNA information. One ejaculation represents a data transfer of 15,875 GB, equivalent to the combined capacity of 62 MacBook Pro laptops.

3. Male whose affections are rejected by females drink significantly more alcohol than those that have had a successful encounter.

4. Seven Viagra tablets are sold every second.

5. A single human male produces enough sperm in two weeks to impregnate every fertile woman on the planet.

6. At the 2012 London Olympics, which lasted for 17 days, the athletes were provided with 150,000 free condoms- approximately 15 each.

7. The founder of match.com, Gary Kremen, lost his girlfriend to a man she met on match.com.

8. The American Psychiatric Association listed homosexuality as a mental illness until 1973.

9. British spies stopped using semen as invisible ink because it began to smell if it wasn’t fresh.

10. A female ferret will die if she doesn't have sex for a year.

11. The German for "contraceptive" is Schwangerschaftsverhütungsmittel. By the time you've finished saying it, it's too late.

12. A female chimpanzee in a fit of passion has the strength of six men.

Source: http://m.huffpost.com/uk/entry/3946265

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Re: 12 Sex Facts That Will Make You Laugh by IamOdin: 12:03am On Apr 28, 2015
Op frm ur profile i can see you're too addicted to sex and not just that,u also don't have a choice in choosing..better stop that and amend ur path b4 its too late...

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Re: 12 Sex Facts That Will Make You Laugh by sinaj(f): 12:05am On Apr 28, 2015
not funny!!!

iz ya no. 9, 10 nd 12 for real? @LuvSwollenPussy
Re: 12 Sex Facts That Will Make You Laugh by Nokiae5: 12:08am On Apr 28, 2015
sinaj:
..
cry
sinaj:
..
Re: 12 Sex Facts That Will Make You Laugh by whizjay(m): 12:09am On Apr 28, 2015
Hmmm....

No.6
really, na so athletes knack themselves reach for 2012 olympics?? embarassed

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Re: 12 Sex Facts That Will Make You Laugh by Caseless: 12:09am On Apr 28, 2015
They're indeed hillarious, but what I found very funny is the OP's moniker- luvSwollenPussy.
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: 12 Sex Facts That Will Make You Laugh by sinaj(f): 12:10am On Apr 28, 2015
Nokiae5:
cry


wz busy smiley
Re: 12 Sex Facts That Will Make You Laugh by Caseless: 12:11am On Apr 28, 2015
sinaj:
..
even u wey de form big girl wan behave like kids?
SMS!
Re: 12 Sex Facts That Will Make You Laugh by sinaj(f): 12:12am On Apr 28, 2015
Caseless:
even u wey de form big girl wan behave like kids?
SMS!

........................
Re: 12 Sex Facts That Will Make You Laugh by Nokiae5: 12:13am On Apr 28, 2015
sinaj:



... .. .... .... ..
tongue
sinaj:



... .. .... .... ..
Re: 12 Sex Facts That Will Make You Laugh by sinaj(f): 12:21am On Apr 28, 2015
Caseless:
even u wey de form big girl wan behave like kids?
SMS!

ow do I form?



I dnt fink I form,

m jux me
Re: 12 Sex Facts That Will Make You Laugh by yhusiee(f): 12:23am On Apr 28, 2015
Caseless:
They're indeed hillarious, but what I found very funny is the OP's moniker- luvSwollenPussy.
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Intelligent point out tho bu LWKM
Re: 12 Sex Facts That Will Make You Laugh by Caseless: 12:24am On Apr 28, 2015
sinaj:


ow do I form?



I dnt fink I form,

m jux me
this post is ticked as a heehaw.
Re: 12 Sex Facts That Will Make You Laugh by LuvSwollenPussy(m): 12:29am On Apr 28, 2015
sinaj:
not funny!!!

iz ya no. 9, 10 nd 12 for real? @LuvSwollenPussy

Yeah babie. Damn real. You can check out the link

whizjay:

Hmmm....
No.6
really, na so athletes knack themselves reach for 2012 olympics?? embarassed

Yes o. Me sef suprise o
Re: 12 Sex Facts That Will Make You Laugh by darmielola2(f): 12:31am On Apr 28, 2015
funny if its true
Re: 12 Sex Facts That Will Make You Laugh by Caseless: 12:32am On Apr 28, 2015
yhusiee:

Intelligent point out tho bu LWKM
upon picturing a swollen one in my head, I laughed hysterically. grin
The guy doesn't love a deflated or 'flattened' one.
Re: 12 Sex Facts That Will Make You Laugh by sinaj(f): 12:33am On Apr 28, 2015
LuvSwollenPussy:


Yeah babie. Damn real. You can check out the link



Yes o. Me sef suprise o

lol at whizjay

fenkz LuvSwollenPussy smiley

*whispers* diz ya monica sha
Re: 12 Sex Facts That Will Make You Laugh by sinaj(f): 12:34am On Apr 28, 2015
Caseless:
this post is ticked as a heehaw.

dnt gerit
Re: 12 Sex Facts That Will Make You Laugh by Caseless: 12:38am On Apr 28, 2015
The founder of match.com, Gary Kremen, lost his girlfriend to a man she met on match.com.
grin grin grin grin grin

Seun must lose his girlfriend(even though she's unknown like ayo fayose's deputy) to me this year.

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Re: 12 Sex Facts That Will Make You Laugh by whizjay(m): 12:39am On Apr 28, 2015
^^^

The poster above.....

Heheheh...
gringrin
Re: 12 Sex Facts That Will Make You Laugh by Caseless: 12:40am On Apr 28, 2015
sinaj:


dnt gerit
you have not found any sex fact on the above listed ones to share with me? undecided
Re: 12 Sex Facts That Will Make You Laugh by yhusiee(f): 12:45am On Apr 28, 2015
LuvSwollenPussy:
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Source: http://m.huffpost.com/uk/entry/3946265
Ur DP and your miniker, just great.
Re: 12 Sex Facts That Will Make You Laugh by 2dice(m): 12:46am On Apr 28, 2015
No 7 is very funny
person wey get hookup site one of hin boy hijack him babe
chaii dereisGODOO

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Re: 12 Sex Facts That Will Make You Laugh by whizjay(m): 12:47am On Apr 28, 2015
LuvSwollenPussy:


2. A single sperm contains 37.5 MB of DNA information. One ejaculation represents a data transfer of 15,875 GB, equivalent to the combined capacity of 62 MacBook Pro laptops.



grin Men...
More than 15terabyte of hard drive btw our legs.....


cool

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Re: 12 Sex Facts That Will Make You Laugh by jerryboiii(m): 1:01am On Apr 28, 2015
unfortunately none made me laff undecided undecided undecided
Re: 12 Sex Facts That Will Make You Laugh by Ufranklin92(m): 1:06am On Apr 28, 2015
@op,ur name na helele
Re: 12 Sex Facts That Will Make You Laugh by Infomizer(m): 3:15am On Apr 28, 2015
Female ferret?? See set up!!
Re: 12 Sex Facts That Will Make You Laugh by khassy(m): 3:59am On Apr 28, 2015
wetin be ferret


*******************

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Re: 12 Sex Facts That Will Make You Laugh by agarawu23(m): 5:20am On Apr 28, 2015
yhusiee:

Ur DP and your miniker, just great.
wats great abt it? is that what will call great? its called "mentality"
Re: 12 Sex Facts That Will Make You Laugh by LuvSwollenPussy(m): 5:54am On Apr 28, 2015
whizjay:




grin Men...
More than 15terabyte of hard drive btw our legs.....


cool

Na true o. And we carry it around everyday. No wonder some men sleep with kids and animals. God no even pity us.

yhusiee:

Ur DP and your miniker, just great.

Thanks babe

Ufranklin92:
@op,ur name na helele

Na so

khassy:
wetin be ferret
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Infomizer:
Female ferret?? See set up!!

Just a kind of animal that has a dolphins look. It depends on sex for survival o. when humnas dey depend on money
Re: 12 Sex Facts That Will Make You Laugh by naijaboiy: 7:55am On Apr 28, 2015
cool
Re: 12 Sex Facts That Will Make You Laugh by TheMan3: 12:40pm On Apr 28, 2015
I love no.10, wish girls were like that grin

Guys will be like .. Go and die grin grin

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