joseph1832:
Make him go use Ro.....ku yansh do pillow beg!.

Abi bros. Dem fall her hand well well. Even ur babe sef dem yab am sotey me sef pity am, especially the way she answer the question wey dem ask.

You remember na? "Shey na beans" shey na yam" LMAO!.


. But she has a nice spirit!. At least she's real!. Unlike I can say for some of them hear.

Lolzz.. How I go forget na..

Bros come on board na.

dechandel:
Ashewo in residence
Make that thing no kill you o

E no fit

AgapeCharis:
Twa...ci is the way!

Noted, boss.

After long and hard consultations, we have decided to endorse miss T.............?

AgapeCharis:
Where the hell is Unibenstudent and Ireneony??

here

joseph1832:
Em pardon me dude, who is this candidate you wholeheartedly speak of?.

Her name is tohpahz, check the link in my signature for her profile shortcut, Trust me you gonna like her, she deserves it so i sign on to deliver her. i beg you sir

Rilwayne001:


Homo sapien Aipete2

Please vote for her

:oHomo what

joseph1832:
Em pardon me dude, who is this candidate you wholeheartedly speak of?.

this Lady Sir www.nairaland.com/Tohpahz

ronald4lif:


Noted, boss.

Na so.
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ireneony:
here

my padi come with me

ireneony:
here

What's up?
You've been MIA

[b]The day had broken clear and the dawn had begun turning the darkly clouds into white scoops of firmament to brighten the sky, the sun was doing its daily duty, shining subarctically, hence, making the temperature midly hot.

There in that hot weather, there is a special event happening in Africa, Nigeria precisely. I just woke up from my slumber as my dilated pupils parted to the sound of my bedside alarm, bringing me outta my reverie. I turned to bedside shelve and reached for my cellphone with only one thing in mind, login in to Nairaland.

I read every news at the front page but none captivated me so I went ahead to romance section. to behold a competition, 'Miss Nairaland contest'. "Whoever brought about this idea is a rare gem" I thought as I clicked on the thread with anxiety.

The first thing that brought a smile to my face is how the host described the event with his humor and introduction of every contestants. Then I did what every male would have done, checked their various profiles.

They were all beautiful, but we all know that the fingers aren't equal, no matter how long the duration of a football match is, there will surely be a winner.

I scouted every pictures with my hawk eyes and one got my attention. Holy jeez she is so beautiful, she give a new definition to the word 'hotness.'

She is twaciful and jegared in character, any form of orubebe that wanna stand as an hindrance as we are all marching for her shall not prosper.

*holy Jesus* The lord revealed to me that two things will happen in this month, Twaci would be crowned queen of Nairaland and erm, erm, my android screen shall not crack.

Vote Twaci for miss NL and feel the wind on change on you.[/b]

KingTom:
Surprise iranu! Mtcheeeeww bobo relax jor

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MizMyColi:
[size=14pt]JUST IN:[/size] To All Campaign Managers and Amiable Supporters.


The reason this thread was created is to curtail and avoid the incidence of spamming.

The reverse is the case as we now have photos and banners of different contestants littering our front page.

No offence guys, but let's apply sense please

How about mentioning your target audience HERE and then dazzle them with those beautiful memes and banners you've created.

Please be aware that I will report ANY post carrying banners or distracting Text/Memes on FP.
If this goes on uncurtailed, your contestant might take the fall for it by being banned.


Let decorum trump, please.

Cc:
Obinoscopy
Lalasticlala
Ishilove

Nice, please enforce this rule strictly, we need decorum

lagunna1:


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Weyrey shake your ugly head well

KingTom:
Weyrey shake your ugly head well

Lolzzz

Johneyhaz:
this Lady Sir www.nairaland.com/Tohpahz

cowleg:



Her name is tohpahz, check the link in my signature for her profile shortcut, Trust me you gonna like her, she deserves it so i sign on to deliver her. i beg you sir

Apologies to you both! But I don't vote for kids. She's a kid and she lacks the maturity to even contest in this contest. Believe me, when the backlash comes, she won't be able to handle it.

During the last contest I was a campaign manager, and the backlash made many of the contestants deactivate and activate new monikers because of the trauma involved!.

So once more, your candidate is not mature enough for this. Just my opinion though.

AgapeCharis:
What's up? You've been MIA

what's mia

Briee:





When this one turn preacher? D1ck no make me laugh abeg.

Your Bristol's need sucking right?

@sleekyp havent seen you today wetin happen

lagunna1:


Lolzz.. How I go forget na..

Bros come on board na.

Your candidate doesn't say much here. Being that she just has like 3 posts so far despite being a member since December.

Is the whole Rap Section behind her?.

Empress TohPahz--True Definition Of A Queen
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cowleg:


dear please now, why you dont wana vote, i have reasons why you must deliver TOHPAHZ. Please i did make you our campaign spokeswomen. i beg you

Ok i will

joseph1832:




Apologies to you both! But I don't vote for kids. She's a kid and she lacks the maturity to even contest in this contest. Believe me, when the backlash comes, she won't be able to handle it.

During the last contest I was a campaign manager, and the backlash made many of the contestants deactivate and activate new monikers because of the trauma involved!.

So once more, your candidate is not mature enough for this. Just my opinion though.

you will need to tell me personally what makes her immature than other candidates

are you telling me there is age restriction?

her cool and baby face is a result of healthy living not "ajepako" contestant. (do u even know her age?)

if you are not supporting her, that doesn't means you should ridicule her. one thing I am sure of is that babe is more beautiful than your ugly short gf

I warned you before and I am warning you again, don't diss my candidate.

thanks

joseph1832:




Apologies to you both! But I don't vote for kids. She's a kid and she lacks the maturity to even contest in this contest. Believe me, when the backlash comes, she won't be able to handle it.

During the last contest I was a campaign manager, and the backlash made many of the contestants deactivate and activate new monikers because of the trauma involved!.

So once more, your candidate is not mature enough for this. Just my opinion though.

Please kindly check all the contestants on front page and tell me how you rate maturity. Beauty peagentary is open for all female thats has reached the age of 18, our candidate is above 18. When the time comes we shall cross the bridge. Please sir, reconsider your previous decision.

ireneony:
what's mia

This is how you know the geniuses in Romance Section. .

Irene how market?.

ireneony:
what's mia

Missing in action.
More like low key.

W3irDo:
Tell ha to get mo pikshurez

check my new dp

agarawu23:
you will need to tell me personally what makes her immature than other candidates

are you telling me there is age restriction?

her cool and baby face is a result of healthy living not "ajepako" contestant. (do u even know her age?)

if you are not supporting her, that doesn't means you should ridicule her. one thing I am sure of is that babe is more beautiful than your ugly short gf

I warned you before and I am warning you again, don't diss my candidate.

thanks

Bro easy oooo

joseph1832:




Apologies to you both! But I don't vote for kids. She's a kid and she lacks the maturity to even contest in this contest. Believe me, when the backlash comes, she won't be able to handle it.

During the last contest I was a campaign manager, and the backlash made many of the contestants deactivate and activate new monikers because of the trauma involved!.

So once more, your candidate is not mature enough for this. Just my opinion though.

Hehehehe... Sir, your post doesn't define my candidate at all. I believe maturity is not and can never be judged by facial looks alone. If you meet her on a personal level, you'd be wowed by the way she'd take you up on a discussion!


#talking from experience!!


Empress Tohpahz--True Definition Of A Queen

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