Lizylaw:
u are right. I told my boyfriend i dont like cooking o, i only cook because i know it is my responsibility as a woman but i dnt av to like it to do it. mayb i shld add that I hate washing clothes as well. Thank God for washng machines

Lizylaw:
u are right. I told my boyfriend i dont like cooking o, i only cook because i know it is my responsibility as a woman but i dnt av to like it to do it. mayb i shld add that I hate washing clothes as well. Thank God for washng machines

DAVECENA:
Okay, we know the most common one: most women lie
about the “O” word. But there are other things besides
that the modern woman lies about. Very often!

THEIR FIRST GIG
For most adult women, the first sexual experience is
unforgettable and probably the best ever. Even if they
have not kept in touch with their first man, they
remember him with fondness if he did not leave them
pregnant and stranded with a baby.
But will they ever tell their man this? Never.
Studies show the average woman lies about the age at
which she was disvirgined, adding anything between 2
and 10 years to the age. For instance, if a woman got
disvirgined at 14, she is likely to put the figure at 20 to
her current man. Men, on the other hand, openly boast
about their earlier sexual conquests.

THAT THEY CHECK OUT OTHER MEN
A man might be so close to the girl in his life that he
would point out other women’s body parts that he finds
attractive and everybody would have a good laugh. On
the other hand, a woman would never do that. If she
thinks the guy next door has a cute ass, she never, ever
mentions it to the man in her life. Not only would she
not mention it, she would never ever even make the
blunder of oogling the attractive derriere when their
man is around. Studies show women make lewd jokes
about other men when they are with girlfriends just as
much as men do, and they even fantasie but are great
about hiding it.


SHE HATES COOKING
A few years down the line, many relationships run into
crisis on this account- many many women just do not
like to cook.
In our part of the world, girls are raised not only to
learn how to cook but to happily cook for other people
for the rest of their lives, three times a day. If they
cannot live up to that ‘simple’ responsibility, they are
complete failures, especially in relationships.
Women are therefore happy to pretend to be kitchen
genies at the beginning of relationships and would
never admit to not just absolutely loving cooking.
Rather, they prefer to give their man the impression that
they live just to feed him as many times as possible in a
day. Unfortunately, that impression is bound to waste
when she insists of going out for dinner every so often
when the relationship is established.

SHE FEELS INSULTED WHEN YOU GIVE HER MONEY
Of course nothing makes your man feel grander than
knowing he has met his woman’s need and probably
even exceeded her expectations, especially if he had to
bend over backwards to do it. Studies show the average
woman is actually disappointed almost every time their
man gives them a gift, especially when it is money.
Truth is, today’s working women have developed very
sophisticated tastes that their men can barely keep up
with, and they are ready to work very hard when it’s
necessary to do so. But would a woman ever complain
her man has not even scratched the surface when he
gives her cash? Never.

SHE DOES NOT TRUST HIM
For all her freedoms and liberation, a woman is far less
likely than a man to voice her insecurities in a
relationship that the other way round.
She has watched her mother look the other way more
often than not. She has heard her aunt tell her
uncountable times of how it’s a man’s world. She has
been called names just for showing a flash of jealousy
and she has been told by the census that there are
more women than men.
Her girlfriends are telling her to be wise and hold on to
her straying man and so while he snoops and snoops
and finds nothing, she makes minimal efforts and finds
everything but does she ever mention it? Never.
The reason that hot new househelp gets a shaven head
and the girlfriend is told jokingly to do her top buttons
up is not because she does not trust her girlfriend or
the maid but because she certainly does not trust her
man.
Her man might ask the question a dozen times- “honey,
do you trust me?” and her answer would be a big fat
lying “Yes”.

Feel free to add yours.

Davecena.

Cc:Lalasticlacla, Ishilove.

midolian:
Na pple like u go hire housemaid wey the housemaid go run leave house because say work too plenty for am

Lizylaw:

no worry, i no go hire u

midolian:
Na pple like u go hire housemaid wey the housemaid go run leave house because say work too plenty for am

ginawest:
aw can a gal feel insulted wen ha bf gives ha money?

JEGA01:
chai, u wicked o! ..LWKMD