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Why Do I Need A Girlfriend When I Can Easily Masturbate? by binhozie(m): 1:43am On Feb 07, 2009
I see people falling over themselves for a girl. Believe me people have girlfriends to relieve d tension of sex.To me dats stupid.
Why bother wen i've got my "thing".
No STD's
No AIDS
No unwanted pregnancies
Just me and my thing anytime, anywhere.
P.S: I did not say it's a substitute for a WIFE!!
Re: Why Do I Need A Girlfriend When I Can Easily Masturbate? by omega25red(m): 1:47am On Feb 07, 2009
you must be 13 years old and your hormones are raging and you dont know the value of a good woman who can put it on ya
Re: Why Do I Need A Girlfriend When I Can Easily Masturbate? by omega25red(m): 1:48am On Feb 07, 2009
double post sorry*****

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