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Re: Quotes To Remember, By President Jonathan by drauj(m): 11:44am On May 10, 2015
Where is the retard who goes about shouting 'THIS MY HERO' ' THAT MY ROLE MODEL'?

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Re: Quotes To Remember, By President Jonathan by coolcharm(m): 11:51am On May 10, 2015
IdiAmin1:
Typographical error?

I like this guy cheesy

got any challenge with that?
Re: Quotes To Remember, By President Jonathan by wordcat(m): 12:08pm On May 10, 2015
What will be ur benefit if the incoming govt fail??

Even if you are a TANOID, u should know tha elections are over and it is time to join hands and move our country forward and to help the incoming administration to succeed in any way we can.

BlackTechnology:
The major difference between Buhari and GEJ is

GEJ listening ears makes him a times yield to things he knows are not right just to carry everyone along

Buhari on the other hand would pursue a course once his mind is made up. Even when the all world is begging him to change course. cool



Yorubas don't think Buhari can be easily manipulated to accomplish you guys selfish desire of getting the oil wealth of Nigeria and the presidency through him.

Yorubas don't think that you guys decide who rules Nigeria. An alliance of NW/NE and SE/SS with a divided NC will see you guys in the political dustbin of Nigeria.


Yorubas this change will hunt and hurt you guys the way it did to the Igbos who never understood that the key to national greatness is the unity of Southern Nigeria




Baba One Chance


Baba Aladdin with his Jinni lamp


Baba Of Excuses


Baba of Chameleons


Duara Magician


G= Great

M= Magical

B= Baba


When are you probing Tinubu OBJ Saraki Atiku etc


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Re: Quotes To Remember, By President Jonathan by dazdilijae(m): 12:08pm On May 10, 2015
coputa:
Nigeria education is rated third class,where PHD holders and SAN cannot express themselves and reason logically.We are only good at looting public fund

English is nt our first language it's borrowed for communication sack, most sch teach with the native language. Hw come it's nt an issue if d Chinese or Zimbabwe's leader makes mistake but it is 1 wen it's a Nigerian leader?
We r losing our identity each passing day
Re: Quotes To Remember, By President Jonathan by lolaxavier(m): 12:34pm On May 10, 2015
dazdilijae:


English is nt our first language it's borrowed for communication sack, most sch teach with the native language. Hw come it's nt an issue if d Chinese or Zimbabwe's leader makes mistake but it is 1 wen it's a Nigerian leader?
We r losing our identity each passing day

Guy, what are you saying? Get the gist. It is not wholly about the grammatical blunder. It has more to do with the sense in what he says. You may commit a spelling mistake or put up a statement not well concocted but still make sense in the message passed across. In the case of GEJ, he is guilty of both. He doesn't make sense when he talks. SIMPLE!

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Re: Quotes To Remember, By President Jonathan by abduljabbar4(m): 12:53pm On May 10, 2015
hasyak:
QUOTES TO REMEMBER ,,, Sunday Akoji Posted:
PRESIDENT JONATHAN UNPLUGGED!
22 Unquotable Quotes Of GEJ
1. “CNN has said our Economy is growing. The best Economists are at the World Bank. Now you have all these Nigerian Economists talking nonsense. Do they know better than
CNN or World Bank?”
2. “Nigeria is not poor. Come and see the amount of private jets Nigerians parked at Kenya Airport when we went to Nairobi for Conference. Kenyans were just looking at us with envy. How can you say Nigerians are poor?"
3. “Nigerians need jobs. Vote for me and I will create Unemployment.”
4′. “We are giving special Scholarships to our First Class Graduates…….in ten years time, they are going to take us to the Moon.”
5. “How can you just say $20 billion is missing. If that kind of money is missing, the Americans will know. They know everything.”
6. ”Corruption is not stealing. If you put nyam and Plantain where a goat is, the goat will eat the nyam.”
7. “If you go to Lagos and shout “ole ole” they will stone you well well. But if you shout “corruption”, people will just be looking at you.”
8.”Why should i declare my assets? I don’t give a damn!”
9.”People are just raising false alarm. How can 200 children go missing just like that? It is our enemies trying to cause confusion. But we are investigating the matter”
10. “We are going to rebuild the Chibook school. And we are going to build high fences round the school to protect them next time . Yes Yes.”
11. “People keep saying, why don’t we go to Chibook, why don’t we go to Chibook. Aaah, we can’t go to Chibook Just like that. The Boko Haram people will fire at us.”
12. “This Abuja bombing is not by MEND. We know it is by Boko Haram. They are everywhere. Boko Haram is even in my Government.”
13. “Boko Haram are our siblings. You can’t set the Army to go and wipe out your family”
14. “Mend tried to kill me. They came to bomb me in Abuja. That is why we jailed Henry Okah in South Africa”
15. “I did not plan the Election postponement. Even my Service Chiefs did not consult me.”
16. “If i knew Election was going to be postponed, why will i waste my time and Federal Government money to go and campaign in Bayelsa.”
17. “I am the Commander in Chief of the Armed Forces. You don’t expect me to go and be fighting in Sambisa forest. People jus talk anyhow”.
18. “We are going to buy Guns and give good Pensions to our Brave Soldiers, so that when they are killed, their families will not suffer”
19. “Some people just call themselves Statesman for nothing. They jump about and talk like motor park touts.”
20. ‘After God and my Parents, the third person i thank most for my life is President Olusegun Obasanjo.”
21. “I want to apologise to the people of Rivers State for not bringing any Projects here. It is because i don’t want people to say i am doing favouritism. Vote for me and in the
next 4 years you will see my hand”
22. “I am the sitting President. If there is any trouble, it is me that the United Nations Secretary General calls. Everything is on my head.”
[While these quotes may sound too bad to be true, be assured this is NOT just some prank. THESE QUOTES ARE DIRECTLY FROM LIVE INTERVIEWS AND SPEECHES OF PRESIDENT JONATHAN! You can literally verify them for yourself by doing a simple
google search!]
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Re: Quotes To Remember, By President Jonathan by esere826: 1:23pm On May 10, 2015
egift:
The Goat and Yam statement by Jonathan really proved how deep Corruption has socked in his mentality. It is unforgivable.

corruption is not stealing grin
Re: Quotes To Remember, By President Jonathan by hasyak(m): 10:41pm On May 10, 2015
abduljabbar4:

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