semi colon

still stand by my earlier post, N5 can cause kasala in dis downturn.

by d way, police don dey gv change ooo, police hail me inside my jalopy say hw sunday, i gv N50 say i nid change wey i go use gv him fellow bros wey still dey front and he gv me N30 bac.

maybe u resemble one of dia oga wey dey suspension

ummm, well, unless dem wan relate me wt my great grand papa dt was a police man in d days of over-starched brown khaki shorts .

i think myself and your grandie were class mates

cowwect

Hussie, am still waiting for ma 5Naira. I want to buy presents for my whole family with that

Na wa o! Gab. You wan buy present with N5 for this Naija?

Yes Infact, if i still have spare change from that, I would buy something for you

Really, that's very generous of you

We can even make a deposit in the bank, buy a piece of land, and build our dream home.

LMAO! U are indeed crazy now. Long live Crazykid

hehehe

Ah. Na wa o! Are you not the one who promised to buy me a gift, now I've brought a better idea on the table, you're withdrawing. Abi you no wan build house?

Nope. I no want to build house cause I respect mother nature. Lets just live on trees

just like monkeys

Ben. . . U are mean ooo. . . . . When the day Mama Nature dey hit you, than see if you dey insult monkeys or not

gabby, dat's impossican't

Ok o! Maybe we can relocate to the jungle and live among the beautiful trees; and savour the good taste of mother nature. If that's your heart desire, I Crazykid the ochinawata 1 of Ohaifia would grant it for you.

Ben20001:

gabby, dat's impossican't

Than why you go mock da monkeys. did you know monkeys loves you alot?

crazykid:

Ok o! Maybe we can relocate to the jungle and live among the beautiful trees; and savour the good taste of mother nature. If that's your heart desire, I Crazykid the ochinawata 1 of Ohaifia would grant it for you.

yes ooo and than we also invite Ben, Clemcy, Stanley, Yabbie, studio, Lomade, Cute Anegel, princessa, Sexyleamon, mogentle and everyone else to stay together with us. we will be one big happy family

My dear those names you're mentioning are strong name most especially the guys. Are you sure they won't [s]unseat[s/] overthrow me and snatch you away from me. . .

But we are all family ooo

Yea you're right we're all family. But it is said in the acient books that a girl shall leave her family and unite with her crazy husband and the two shall become one. If any family member should come with us, abeg let it be a girl. You too fine na. . . Abi you want make those guys kill me because of you.

this is joke section

ohh jeeze go to bed pls.

those things tormenting u are back.

@crazie u can marry gab, afterall she is 45yrs old.

@clem. You don't have to tell me. I already know that. And besides, am 48 so we would make a good couple.

that is if she doesn't fart on your wedding night.

@Ben. Ahhh jealousi don de kill you. No worry, I go dash you her junior sister.

Crzykid, I thought in this story you are ma brother? Now Im confuse oo

woman!

you don start your shakara

Hey, why are you beefin me? If I dey like the dude, I would be flirting with him in the first place ooo. . . I flirt first, not the other way round. See your head ooo

@Gab. Ok maybe I rushed things; I guess its natural. All girls repel when passess are made from the opposite sex, but with time, the would get adapted to it. So I shall climb the ladder step by step.