small ibkaye ko

small ibkaye ni

~Sauron~:

Michelin89 is a bush woman.

I'll keep living on my tree but at least I am far away from your kind.

michelin89:

I'll keep living on my tree but at least I am far away from your kind. 

Exactly what i woulda wanted. . . . .I am allergic to bush babies.

~Sauron~:

Exactly what i woulda wanted. . . . .I am allergic to bush babies.

Then you must be living out of yourself.

Wow this post is funny as hell. So much Drama. Chei, Naija.

@ earthmama
I no shake my tail for anyone. Abeg, let me have my freedom ooh.
Which money did i take? Fine earthmama, i go leave yoruba men for you.
Make i follow igbo, Hausa, Fulani and other tribes men except Yoruba. Are you happy?

ROFL . . . . . . . . @THREAD
There are enuff yoruba men to go round jare

quite a belated clean up here.

thanks moderator.

Big spenders---- Yoruba _people Men

Even when they don't have, they borrow just to impress and keep drinking garri indoor

_{Quickly ran out}

honeric01:

Big spenders---- Yoruba _people Men

Even when they don't have, they borrow just to impress and keep drinking garri indoor

_{Quickly ran out}

I like garri! *yummie*

honeric01:

Big spenders---- Yoruba _people Men

Even when they don't have, they borrow just to impress and keep drinking garri indoor

_{Quickly ran out}

biko a lot of men do it to impress, not just Yoruba men.
they borrow friends cars
some will even have chics visiting them in borrowed homes
pretenders
haven't you heard stories of men that borrow cash from credit cards and go home and confuse some small girl,marry her and she comes over only to realize she'll have to drink garri and eat 8 cents ramen noodles.
Imagine being in omugwo (period just after giving birth) and eating  cheap slimy noodles when your mates are eating yam peppersoup with okporoko and nkwobi.

**osisi:

biko a lot of men do it to impress not just Yoruba men.
they borrow friends cars
some will even have chics visited them in borrowed homes
pretenders
haven't you heard stories of men that borrow cash from credit cards and go home and confuse some small girl,marry her and she comes over only to realize she'll have to drink garri and eat 8 cents ramen noodles.
Imagine being in omugwo (period just after giving birth) and eating cheap slimy noodles when your mates are eating yam peppersoup with okporoko and nkwobi.

And after that, you still have the power to raise your butts from the bed?

**osisi:

biko a lot of men do it to impress, not just Yoruba men.
they borrow friends cars
some will even have chics visiting them in borrowed homes
pretenders
haven't you heard stories of men that borrow cash from credit cards and go home and confuse some small girl,marry her and she comes over only to realize she'll have to drink garri and eat 8 cents ramen noodles.
Imagine being in omugwo (period just after giving birth) and eating  cheap slimy noodles when your mates are eating yam peppersoup with okporoko and nkwobi.

michelin89:

And after that, you still have the power to raise your butts from the bed?

after pushing out a 14 pound infant with 25 stitches on your "jerusalem" your butt is practically stuck to that bed for a while
You might as well eat

**osisi:

after pushing out a 14 pound infant with 25 stitches on your "jerusalem" your butt is practically stuck to that bed for a while
You might as well eat

I'll have a scissors cut!

Anybody ever watched the film 'Common Sense' with John Okafor? Perfct example, funny as heck

michelin89:

I'll have a scissors cut!

My dear pray for a small 6-7 pound baby.
8 pounds max.
anything above 8 ,your something must tear whether by scissors or tear tear
as long you have breast milk,they'll grow
all these fat babies are literally a pain in the butt
Try taking a bath and water touches that area
even with little tears it hurts so bad
and they give you iodine to rinse out  the place after pee peeing.
not funny at all

**osisi:

My dear pray for a small 6-7 pound baby.
8 pounds max.
anything above 8 ,your something must tear whether by scissors or tear tear
as long you have breast milk,they'll grow
all these fat babies are literally a pain in the butt
Try taking a bath and water touches that area
even with little tears it hurts so bad
and they give you iodine to rinse out  the place after pee peeing.
not funny at all

I go womanize my husband and give him a special assignment. I don't care where the baby comes out from as long as it comes out!

make I no scare all these small small girls o
abeg make una no mind me at all
having a baby is like eating ice cream
piece of cake

ibkaye:

Anybody ever watched the film 'Common Sense' with John Okafor? Perfct example, funny as heck

I hope I can see it online.
I like his comedy

**osisi:

My dear pray for a small 6-7 pound baby.
8 pounds max.
anything above 8 ,your something must tear whether by scissors or tear tear
as long you have breast milk,they'll grow
all these fat babies are literally a pain in the butt
Try taking a bath and water touches that area
even with little tears it hurts so bad
and they give you iodine to rinse out  the place after pee peeing.
not funny at all

Gosh! Please remember that some of us want to always think of "Jerusalem" as clean and fresh, and not torn out and sensitive.

**osisi:

biko a lot of men do it to impress, not just Yoruba men.
they borrow friends cars
some will even have chics visiting them in borrowed homes
pretenders
haven't you heard stories of men that borrow cash from credit cards and go home and confuse some small girl,marry her and she comes over only to realize she'll have to drink garri and eat 8 cents ramen noodles.
Imagine being in omugwo (period just after giving birth) and eating cheap slimy noodles when your mates are eating yam peppersoup with okporoko and nkwobi.

I was actually referring to those Yoruba home (most of them live in a room and parlour, yet they closed the whole street doing naming ceremony with AJO(Thrift) money. they make sure they collect first so they can quickly use it to "impress" then they end up paying through their noses and drinking garri. (_{off topic but relevant lol})

**osisi:

My dear pray for a small 6-7 pound baby.
8 pounds max.
anything above 8 ,your something must tear whether by scissors or tear tear
as long you have breast milk,they'll grow
all these fat babies are literally a pain in the butt
Try taking a bath and water touches that area
even with little tears it hurts so bad
and they give you iodine to rinse out the place after pee peeing.
not funny at all

Holy ghost fire Oh my GAWD!!!! so someone really went through this 11 times?
She's an idol

I also heard male babies weigh more than female babies, any truth to that?

**osisi:

I hope I can see it online.
I like his comedy

Yeah, he's funny, espcially with his 'sidkick' friend, can't remember his name sha

ibkaye:

Yeah, he's funny, espcially with his 'sidkick' friend, can't remember his name sha

John Okafor that behaves like ode, but very funny, I like him acting like a foolish man lol,
we have alot of them like that, and Osuofia not forgetting dauda

honeric01:

John Okafor that behaves like ode, but very funny, I like him acting like a foolish man lol,
we have alot of them like that, and Osuofia not forgetting dauda

Lol they're so funny

;d

RichyBlacK:

Gosh! Please remember that some of us want to always think of "Jerusalem" as clean and fresh, and not torn out and sensitive.

U took this outta ma mouth!!!
I must go to Yom Kippur after reading this page.

Na Bush igbo girls go leave igbo boys go marry Yoruba boys
Na bush igbo girls dey date Yoruba boys too

Sauron said they are posh lol!! joke of the century

romeo:

Na Bush igbo girls go leave igbo boys go marry Yoruba boys
Na bush igbo girls dey date Yoruba boys too

that is not true. are you a tribalist?

tangent:

that is not true. are you a tribalist?

Nope, He's a comedianist

honeric01:

Nope, He's a comedianist

little wonder.

Chei, You bi mami water? why u dey stay inside water?