Nawa o!

look, what part of my posts dont you understand? Where did I say a non-Yoruba is speaking Yoruba because I'm in the vicinity?

I must say very few people understand your thought process because from posts like these, one has to wonder if you're typing while drunk.

And why are you getting bent out of shape at the thought of other tribes speaking Yoruba to each other? Like i said, it depends on the circle people grew up in and move with. Geddit? If you know of Yorubas who grew up in Enugu, who also speak fluent Igbo, then simply state the fact that you observed so. End of story.

~Sauron~:

Says who?? I can woo a woman with ma unadulterated yoruba.
My pidgin is flawless. . . . .ask EarTHmama when i was pimping her ass for Onitsha traders.
I grew up in Lagos and i passed Yoruba language in flying colours in ma primary school. I read Alawiye. . . .(Ijapa)

U think i am like you?
20 years in Lagos and u cannot speak/understand Yoruba and Pidgin.
Swahili speaking woman.

Lol, I read Alawiye too o. What evil Yoruba teacher I had. That's by the way.
I have never seen you writing in Yoruba or pidgin. Who's the better in two of us? None!!!

stillwater:

Naa, the guys do the chasing.

 Which century are you from?

earTHMama:

So you can trade them to Italians?

Our women only settles for the best which are bini men or nothing, those that aren't that lucky to find a bini man goes for the Italians ( They know how to stroke almost like men from bini ) but don't have the deluxe combo like we do

Our women only settles for the best which are bini men or nothing, those that aren't that lucky to find a bini man goes for the Italians ( They know how to stroke almost like men from bini ) but don't have the deluxe combo like we do

Let them keep it that way sha.

honeric01:

 Which century are you from?

The middle ages.

stillwater:

Lol, I read Alawiye too o. What evil Yoruba teacher I had. That's by the way.

I doubt it very much. . . . . .The closest thing to Yoruba book u read was "Akin goes to school".

I have never seen you writing in Yoruba or pidgin. Who's the better in two of us? None!!!

I am a purist.
Yoruba words come with markings and it's kinda impossible for me to put those marks on letters "a" ,"e", "s"etc with ma keyboard.

earthmama at this stage you won't get anyone
The Yoruba men are running away from you
The Igbo ones are scared of your gra gra before you chop 0ff their sumtin
Now you're scaring a Bini brother away.
Ibime the Ijaw man is also petrified
na aboki remain na
where are Musa and mc Usman?
you know they love feisty women,those abokis

~Sauron~:

I doubt it very much. . . . . .The closest thing to Yoruba book u read was "Akin goes to school".

I am a purist.
Yoruba words come with markings and it's kinda impossible for me to put those marks on letters "a" ,"e", "s"etc with ma keyboard.

Phuleeaassee, you can't speak, you can't write. Deal with it!!! At least I can recite the Yoruba alphabets off hand What can you do?

tpia:

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look, what part of my posts dont you understand? Where did I say a non-Yoruba is speaking Yoruba because I'm in the vicinity?

I must say very few people understand your thought process because from posts like these, one has to wonder if you're typing while drunk.

And why are you getting bent out of shape at the thought of other tribes speaking Yoruba to each other? Like i said, it depends on the circle people grew up in and move with. Geddit? If you know of Yorubas who grew up in Enugu, who also speak fluent Igbo, then simply state the fact that you observed so. End of story.

why are you always heated up?
you dey see earthmama for dream?
her post was not offensive at all.
This your akpeno behaviour is getting out of hand.
any small thing you tie wrapper on your waist ready to fight.
na wa for you

**osisi:

earthmama at this stage you won't get anyone
The Yoruba men are running away from you
The Igbo ones are scared of your gra gra before you chop 0ff their sumtin
Now you're scaring a Bini brother away.
Ibime the Ijaw man is also petrified
na aboki remain na
where are Musa and mc Usman?
you know they love feisty women,those abokis

Are we even sure Hausa men can stand earTHMama??
Send her to em the blood-sucking Maasai tribe in Kenya.

stillwater:

Phuleeaassee, you can't speak, you can't write. Deal with it!!! At least I can recite the Yoruba alphabets off hand What can you do?

Recite Yoruba alphabets?? Na yam??
U don't understand the basics. U can't speak and write.
Gosh. . . .Do u even know Igbo more than i do??

**osisi:

why are you always heated up?
you dey see earthmama for dream?
her post was not offensive at all.
This your akpeno behaviour is getting out of hand.
any small thing you tie wrapper on your waist ready to fight.
na wa for you

and why are you yourself seeing fight? If not that you're wired for fighting?

All I did was bluntly explain a few facts since she was having difficulty understanding what people are saying here.

**osisi:

earthmama at this stage you won't get anyone
The Yoruba men are running away from you
The Igbo ones are scared of your gra gra before you chop 0ff their sumtin
Now you're scaring a Bini brother away.
Ibime the Ijaw man is also petrified
na aboki remain na
where are Musa and mc Usman?
you know they love feisty women,those abokis

Xavier and a few others are patiently waiting for her, so all this one na exaggeration.

earTHMama:

Let them keep it that way sha.

being your sissies' keeper isn't a bad idea

stillwater:

The middle ages.

 forward to the present age, then you can do the chasing

tpia:

and why are you yourself seeing fight? If not that you're wired for fighting?

All I did was bluntly explain a few facts since she was having difficulty understanding what people are saying here.

I'm just being neighbourly from one lady to another.
Don't read too much into things.
I'm not fighting anyone
I'm now the love queen

**osisi:

I'm just being neighbourly from one lady to another.

likewise.

why are you always heated up?
you dey see earthmama for dream?
her post was not offensive at all.
This your akpeno behaviour is getting out of hand.
any small thing you tie wrapper on your waist ready to fight.
na wa for you

Some people wake up every morning seeking war. I am yet to understand why someone should start a war in an unserious thread like this. Unhappiness is a bitch.

Are we even sure Hausa men can stand earTHMama??
Send her to em the blood-sucking Maasai tribe in Kenya.

Do you know the strength of the Masai?. They can hit it for 6 hours non stop quite unlike you that will only go for 6 seconds non stop.

earTHMama:

Do you know the strength of the Masai?. They can hit it for 6 hours non stop quite unlike you that will only go for 6 seconds non stop.

Jeebus

Jeebus

I bet you'll run from Sauron now. Didn't they inform you initially that he is a 6 second man?

~Sauron~:


Recite Yoruba alphabets?? Na yam??
U don't understand the basics. U can't speak and write.
Gosh. . . .Do u even know Igbo more than i do??

You think it's the nonsense eziokwu you've been saying you consider as knowing Igbo? Try harder!

earTHMama:

I bet you'll run from Sauron now. Didn't they inform you initially that he is a 6 second man?

And how do you know this?

earTHMama:

Some people wake up every morning seeking war. I am yet to understand why someone should start a war in an unserious thread like this. Unhappiness is a bitch.

look, the thread itself is a stupid one (are you the one telling Yoruba men who they can marry?) but still interesting despite your obvious insecurity at wanting all the Yoruba guys for yourself alone. Not to even mention the fact that you dont make a secret of your hunt for Igbo men.

There are enough Yoruba guys to go round even if 80% of them want to marry only Eskimos and Chinese from now on. There may actually be more Yoruba males than Yoruba females anyway. I only have a problem when some ignorant ones start abusing others just because they're banging some hapless female somewhere.

Even if they hold a town meeting and make it a law that Yoruba men must stop marrying Yoruba women, all that means is more Yoruba women should start marrying outside their tribe, as far as I'm concenred.

I've always found it a bit annoying the way some Yoruba girls consistently refuse to date outside their tribe anyway. This is the 21st century for goodness sake.

earTHMama:

Do you know the strength of the Masai?. They can hit it for 6 hours non stop quite unlike you that will only go for 6 seconds non stop.

You are a Arrow!!!! Who hits va-jayjay for 6 hours non-stop??
What do u think this is?? Reading M & B novels??

stillwater:

You think it's the nonsense eziokwu you've been saying you consider as knowing Igbo? Try harder!

Don't worry. . . .By the time i serenade you with an Igbo song in ma barritone voice butterflies will buzz in ur fat belly.

tpia:


Even if they hold a town meeting and make it a law that Yoruba men must stop marrying Yoruba women, all that means is more Yoruba women should start marrying outside their tribe, as far as I'm concenred.

I've always found it a bit annoying the way some Yoruba girls consistently refuse to date outside their tribe anyway. This is the 21st century for goodness sake.

Unlike some people reason why Yoruba woman/other tribe men isnt huge is cos we're loyal to our tribe for the most part

Besides who wants to get into an argument where you have to translate all your epes (curses) in the middle of it

KarmaMod:

Unlike some people reason why Yoruba woman/other tribe men isnt huge is cos we're loyal to our tribe for the most part

too much loyalty sef.

Besides who wants to get into an argument where you have to translate all your epes (curses) in the middle of it

lol

tpia:

too much loyalty sef.

True. Not exactly appreciated. Then again Im all about intertribal/.interracial for the most part so that's their problem if the hardcore loyals wanna limit who the men should date/marry.

I find girls from the east easier to approach, similar to Caucasian women. Unlike Yoruba girls that can be snobbish, especially if they are pretty and educated.

I find girls from the east easier to approach, similar to Caucasian women. Unlike Yoruba girls that can be snobbish, especially if they are pretty and educated.

May be the problem is you.

You are a Arrow!!!! Who hits va-jayjay for 6 hours non-stop??
What do u think this is?? Reading M & B novels??

Because you cannot do it doesn't mean there are guys that are not upto.

look, the thread itself is a stupid one (are you the one telling Yoruba men who they can marry?) but still interesting despite your obvious insecurity at wanting all the Yoruba guys for yourself alone.

Who is more stupid? The thread that i already made clear  as a mere joke or you that considers it stupid yet you've replied more than six times or do you have so much time in your hand that you can't ignore Funmi's retarded threads?

Not to even mention the fact that you dont make a secret of your hunt for Igbo men.

Assuming your assertion is true, is there anything wrong with desiring igbo men? 

[b]There are enough Yoruba guys to go round [/b]even if 80% of them want to marry only Eskimos and Chinese from now on. There may actually be more Yoruba males than Yoruba females anyway. I only have a problem when some ignorant ones start abusing others just because they're banging some hapless female somewhere.

Yes and you haven't found even one for yourself not even alaye?

Even if they hold a town meeting and make it a law that Yoruba men must stop marrying Yoruba women, all that means is more Yoruba women should start marrying outside their tribe, as far as I'm concenred.

True and how hard will it be for you since you are yet to find one among your own.

I've always found it a bit annoying the way some Yoruba girls consistently refuse to date outside their tribe anyway. This is the 21st century for goodness sake.

Speak for yourself. Many Yoruba girls date outside their tribe and even race for that matter. Get off your high horse and your yoruba this and that and face reality abeg. Fact remains that people aggregate among their own. Just like you claim, many Hausa girls also consistently refuse to date outside their tribe, same goes for igbo girls.

You happen to speak from both sides of your mouth anyway, from your claim that Yoruba is very accommodating to Yoruba women are very snobbish to non Yorubas.Are they not both contradictory statement?. Get a man to freak your putrid toto, may be it will clear your frustrated head.

I thought I've told you to stay off me but you will never heed that advise even if it means looking for my trouble in a STUPID thread by making yourself look stupid. Look around and tell me whom else have exchanged word in this thread except you. Are you an enemy of peace?

Again, If you desire Yemmse/Xavier's manliness, girl go for it and stop following my threads around chipping sly comments about him even after I've ignored you over and over again. Your disgruntled mind is what is playing tricks on you.  Ain't nobody fighting you over him and i can't remember saying it anywhere that i'm dying for his manliness. Go getta!.  A trial will convince you but make sure you don't poison him with your rickety farty ass for he is still young and have a whole life ahead of him.

earthmama

Why is my name in that list? Wetin i do for my name to be listed.
And plus, me i no chase Yoruba man, it's the other way around.
I no chase any man at all, it's always the other way around.

If you want the men back, take am back.
Igbo and delta women, no dey hold you back abi?