EricRichie:
Lol.

I can remember the day I borrowed my friend's iPhone to collect the number of a lady I met in a bank..

I went close to her and started faking a rich man's call, speaking loudly and talking at length about how my shipment bla bla bla so she would hear.. I dropped the 'fake'call and was about making the move when one hunger-starved bad belle man intercepted me from nowhere and asked me to borrow him the phone so he could call someone loud enough for the girl to hear... A phone that doesn't even have a dime of airtime...

Well I just did the needful and the rest is history



EricRichie

agarawu23:
hmmm! so if your babe dey baf your face with saliva, that's when you fake your own call?

Lacomus:
I don't date chicks that pump saliva, owk !

agarawu23:
lol see as you fall your hand

EricRichie:




EricRichie

iAmCharis:
De.ejavuu come share.

Deejavuu:


Yeah faked a call back then.


I didn't do it to impress. I actually did it to make someone feel jealous. It's was a pay back tho and it worked like magic

iAmCharis:


Full story pls

Deejavuu:




Full story what?

No way mister

iAmCharis:


Full story pls

oloyolo:
Hehehe the modafucker actually came to ask me if I had airtime
Of case baba GOD saved me like he always do