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Can You Write This To Your Girlfriend? by Nobody: 6:37am On Jun 18, 2015 |
Can you write this to your girlfriend? Now read this: Dear: Girlfriend!!.. I LOVE SEX. That's Me! I'm A Man. So, STOP Pretending That You àre Surprised That I'm Always Hot For You. It's Normal. Given A Chance, I Would Do It Anytime, Anywhere. So Better STOP Denying Me That Pussy. Don't Blame Me, Trace It Back To The Biblical King Solomon. My Dick Is My Dick. This Size Is My Size! You Either Appreciate It Or Leave Me! Its not about How Deep I Can Go In You, It's About How Deep My Love For You Is. Sometimes I Cum Fast,Sometimes I Last Longer. It's Called Being A Man. Shining And Acting Up Every Time I Cum Too Quick! You Should Thank God I Came! That Means You Are Too Awesome To Delay! After All, It's Not About How Long I Can Last In Bed, It's About How Long This Relationship Will Last! But Hey, DON'T BE FOOLED! Sometimes I Can Last Longer Than A Porn Star! Try Me!DON'T EVER Compare Me With Your Ex. If He Was So Good, What The Bleep Are You Doing With Me?? If I'm Good In Bed, Spread The Word To Your Girlfriends And Sisters... And Female Cousins... If I'm Poor, Spread The Word To Me... I'll Do Something About It... Never Attack Me Verbally In public! Never Ever! It's A Crime! We Are Lovers, Not Politicians. My Phone Is My Phone. The Stuff That Goes On There Is Crazier Than You Can Imagine! Leave It Alone! Oh, And NEVER Answer My Calls! Ever! If They Wanted To Talk To You, They Would Have Called You Instead! If I Have The Money, We'll Spend It. If I'm Broke... Sit Down And Pray For Me. Don't start Acting Up Because My Wallet Is Empty! Hey, I Came Into Your Life To Love You, Not To Bail You Out! ALWAYS REMEMBER, I Came To Attend To Your Heart Affairs, NOT FINANCIAL AFFAIRS! I am Your Boyfriend, Not ATM” Girls. What would u do if someone send such text to you. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Can You Write This To Your Girlfriend? by balogundayo(m): 6:44am On Jun 18, 2015 |
doesnt actually make sense...there are better ways to pass the message 1 Like |
Re: Can You Write This To Your Girlfriend? by jairusben(m): 7:06am On Jun 18, 2015 |
Some girls deserve dis... |
Re: Can You Write This To Your Girlfriend? by Feranchek(m): 8:51am On Jun 18, 2015 |
dbestofmasquare: This part really got me laffing out crazy!! |
Re: Can You Write This To Your Girlfriend? by chigoizie7(m): 10:16am On Jun 18, 2015 |
I wish I could, but, fuvck her anyways. |
Re: Can You Write This To Your Girlfriend? by ggrin(f): 11:23am On Jun 18, 2015 |
whr u see kingtom letter |
Re: Can You Write This To Your Girlfriend? by Nobody: 11:44am On Jun 18, 2015 |
Re: Can You Write This To Your Girlfriend? by KingTom(m): 1:06pm On Jun 18, 2015 |
ggrin: |
Re: Can You Write This To Your Girlfriend? by Jayjay0(m): 1:15pm On Jun 18, 2015 |
Re: Can You Write This To Your Girlfriend? by ggrin(f): 5:23pm On Jun 18, 2015 |
KingTom:his-hi-loaf |
Re: Can You Write This To Your Girlfriend? by KingTom(m): 5:42pm On Jun 18, 2015 |
ggrin:NSILOVE |
Re: Can You Write This To Your Girlfriend? by ggrin(f): 6:03pm On Jun 18, 2015 |
KingTom:agbaya |
Re: Can You Write This To Your Girlfriend? by KingTom(m): 6:25pm On Jun 18, 2015 |
ggrin: |
Re: Can You Write This To Your Girlfriend? by asumo12: 6:49pm On Jun 18, 2015 |
Ggrin Aπϑ kingtom was here |
Re: Can You Write This To Your Girlfriend? by KingTom(m): 7:03pm On Jun 18, 2015 |
asumo12: |
Re: Can You Write This To Your Girlfriend? by ggrin(f): 9:11pm On Jun 18, 2015 |
asumo12: |
Re: Can You Write This To Your Girlfriend? by ggrin(f): 9:13pm On Jun 18, 2015 |
Re: Can You Write This To Your Girlfriend? by Nobody: 9:21pm On Jun 18, 2015 |
Am sure önly stupid and dumb arse wil gv dis shi.it to their g.fs. As for me, if a guy give me dis,hmmm i wil just compose mine and give to him,after that i wil just cal the bluff to his face. Like seriously wat is that? It an insult. 1 Like |
Re: Can You Write This To Your Girlfriend? by KingTom(m): 9:40pm On Jun 18, 2015 |
ggrin:Weyrey ni e sha |
Re: Can You Write This To Your Girlfriend? by Nobody: 10:16pm On Jun 18, 2015 |
Jollyjoy: Lol ....its just my imagination I put I put into display, Don't take it personal oh ladies. |
Re: Can You Write This To Your Girlfriend? by Nobody: 10:18pm On Jun 18, 2015 |
dbestofmasquare:and does it look like i take it personal? Gosh! I was just ASSUMING! |
Re: Can You Write This To Your Girlfriend? by ggrin(f): 10:29pm On Jun 18, 2015 |
KingTom:u jus knw |
Re: Can You Write This To Your Girlfriend? by Nobody: 12:51am On Jun 19, 2015 |
Jollyjoy: Oh baby...you look cute |
Re: Can You Write This To Your Girlfriend? by asumo12: 5:21am On Jun 19, 2015 |
Re: Can You Write This To Your Girlfriend? by Nobody: 9:28am On Jun 19, 2015 |
[quote author=asumo12 post=34913457]*pour ata gungun on ur tongue* Agbaya like u! Ata is pepper?...what's gungun?? And what's Agbaya too? |
Re: Can You Write This To Your Girlfriend? by Nobody: 9:54am On Jun 19, 2015 |
heaven knows I won't take this from anybody.... |
Re: Can You Write This To Your Girlfriend? by asumo12: 10:59am On Jun 19, 2015 |
U care to know? [quote author=dbestofmasquare post=34918726][/quote] |
Re: Can You Write This To Your Girlfriend? by Nobody: 11:45am On Jun 19, 2015 |
asumo12:Not really |
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