1. The Chatterbox
This is the woman who never shuts up, barely stopping to breathe. Seemingly only concerned about what is going on in her life, she always has to make a comment about everything and dominates conversations.

2. The Desperate Chick
This type of woman will seem fantastic at first, until she starts talking about your wedding location, how many kids she wants and the name of your future dog–right after the first date! When a woman advances WAY faster than normal,watch out. She NEEDS a man so bad that she’s willing to put anybody in that slot, even the homeless
guy on the corner.

3. The Overly-Critical Woman
Anything you do for this type of woman is simply not good enough. Nothing seems to work unless it is done according to her standards. Anything that is said by anyone will be quickly taken out of context to become some sort of insult or some reason to wage war against the world. This type of woman has plenty of emotional baggage and will make you an angry and bitter person as there will be nothing but misery with her.
4. The Bimbo
This type of woman can’t obtain a GED but has managed to secure a PhD in the science of the bedroom. This is an intellectually challenged woman who looks great but, in all honesty, shouldn’t open her mouth. Her skills are unquestionably only rooted in the physical realm and unless you’re just after one-night stands, you do not want to bring a stupid girl home to meet Mom and Dad. The majority of girls you see on the streets everyday fall into this category,

5. The High Maintenance Chick
If this type of woman breaks a nail, she expects you to drop everything you’re doing to drive her to the salon immediately. Her daddy always told her she was a princess and she expects to be treated like one at all times. She has expensive taste and expects you to shower her with only the best things and take her out to posh places on a regular basis. If you don’t have a lot of money and a penchant for luxury, don’t even bother.

6. The Clingy Girl
This woman is a nuisance who can’t go anywhere or do anything without the company of her man. She’ll adopt your interests, calls 20 times a day and fly off the handle anytime she’s not around to monitor your behavior. This type of woman will smother any chance of you missing her by insisting that you spend every waking moment with her, refusing to let you go out with the boys or spend any significant amount of time with anyone else.

7. The Baby’s Mama
This woman has a great physique, great personality and her toes are pretty too! There’s only one problem–she’s got a pretty large amount of children with assorted “baby-daddy’s”, and when women like this get desperate, any and every guy has the potential to be “daddy.” This woman got knocked up by somebody that she was supposedly in love with, and not only is she a bad judge of character, she’s GROSSLY irresponsible. The same guys that are “jerks” now are the same guys she once thought the world of and had unprotected sex with.

8. The Gold Digger
The Gold-Digger will compliment you on your expensive watch, ask you what kind of car you drive, what you do for a living, where you live and so on. Like the high maintenance woman, the Gold Digger is basically looking for a sugar daddy, she’ll size you up within the first five minutes and drop you just as quickly if your cash flow runs out and you can’t take her shopping anymore. These types of women will just suck your wallet dry and leave you emasculated. Fortunately,you can usually see this type coming from a mile away. She wants to write out the names of all her designer items and post it on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook.

9. The Club Girl
Club girls are nothing more than fantasy women who have been practically living in bars and clubs since they hit the legal drinking age. They have beautiful faces with full lips, big doe eyes, great legs, and all the curves you could ever ask for. The problem in dating these women is that they love to wear clothes that show off their great assets not just to you, but to every Tom, man-hood and Harry on the street. A woman like this may be carefree and wild; however, once you take a closer look, you’ll realize that her entire life is a party and most nights will end with her puking in your car. Or waking up hungover, in some guy’s bed in the morning.

10. The Feminist
This type of woman can never be pleased by a man and she believes that men are the cause of all the pains and suffering of society. It is her strong belief that women are much more intelligent than men and are capable of doing things “the right way”. You don’t want to waste any time with this type of woman because anything that you do willalways be negative to her.
Ladies, your take on this article?

Compiling of List Everywhere on Nairaland!!

Y

and the attached pics... does it have anything to do with ur advice.?

i hate it when pple with mb on their phones smoke marijuana on sunday evenings

hmmm okay

No 6 is bad

Your Mum Is Using A Nokia Torchlight With Broken Screen And Rubber Band Holding The Battery And The Phone Together. But Your Girlfriend Has Changed Phones Twice Last Year. Now She Is Using Galaxy Note4, And You Bought Her An iphone 6 This Valentine, All From Your Account Savings. And You Sit There Singing: Sweet Mother I Will Not Forget You!! The Thunder That Will Strike You Is Still Doing Press Up. HAPPY SUNDAY

Pinkieblue:
Y

because of the heart attack that can come with dating them.

Ehm. That's not what a feminist is..

Only weak men think feminist are what is described in the OP.

Nothing wrong with the high maintenance chick. As long as she can provide for herself.

The poster above ^^^ is a fool!

If you post below me, you are a goat!

And if you quote me, i will kill you!

Gbaghan:
The poster above ^^^ is a fool!

If you post below me, you are a goat!

And if you quote me, i will kill you!

Lol. Kill me :')

justmag:


because of the heart attack that can come with dating them.

Are u perfect

What about guys that keep deceiving and promising girls marriage when either they are married or
About 2 get married 2 someone else without the girl knowing

YourMain:
Ehm. That's not what a feminist is..

Only weak men think feminist are what is described in the OP.

Nothing wrong with the high maintenance chick. As long as she can provide for herself.

my sister, but how many chicks can really provide for themselves they are few

kelvyn7:


my sister, but how many chicks can really provide for themselves they are few

Hmm same as the amount of dudes who can provide for themselves ?

Well I know ALOT.

YourMain:


Hmm same as the amount of dudes who can provide for themselves ?

Well I know ALOT.

u and I know dat abt 80% of ladies depend on their men. I stand corrected abt d percentage sha

YourMain:

Hmm same as the amount of dudes who can provide for themselves ?
Well I know ALOT.

by the way,
if u know a lot, abeg kindly link me up with one of them

kelvyn7:


u and I know dat abt 80% of ladies depend on their men. I stand corrected abt d percentage sha

Eh? Where ?

I completely disagree.

kelvyn7:


by the way,

if u know a lot, abeg kindly link me up with one of them

I would but my girls are feminists and high maintenance and not single :p

YourMain:

Eh? Where ?
I completely disagree.

"completely"
so u mean all the ladies all over the place provide for themselves?
ahhhhhh, talk tru nau

So many do's and donts i'm loosing track

kelvyn7:


"completely"

so u mean all the ladies all over the place provide for themselves?

ahhhhhh, talk tru nau

Lol yes. 80% of females are not dependent on their men. From personal observation its more like 2%

I think its cause in most stereotypical African homes the man is meant to be the breadwinner and it's almost emasculating for a woman not to depend on her man.

YourMain:


Lol yes. 80% of females are not dependent on their men. From personal observation its more like 2%

I think its cause in most stereotypical African homes the man is meant to be the breadwinner and it's almost emasculating for a woman not to depend on her man.

yeahhh

I personally like women who are independent.

I still dnt understand why some do otherwise

kelvyn7:



yeahhh

I personally like women who are independent.

I still dnt understand why some do otherwise

Yeah I agree. I think its better in my opinion

Cause guys are idiots

YourMain:


Yeah I agree. I think its better in my opinion

Cause guys are idiots

woahhh, I am surprised u just called all guys idiots (including me) and u are sounding very educated and exposed. That is not right ooo

if u have been hurt before by a guy doesn't make all others thesame like that ur guy

kelvyn7:


woahhh, I am surprised u just called all guys idiots (including me) and u are sounding very educated and exposed. That is not right ooo

if u have been hurt before by a guy doesn't make all others thesame like that ur guy

I'm juuust kidding :') most guys are cool hehe

You Dont seem like an idiot at all :'). Haha nah I'm lesbian

YourMain:

I'm juuust kidding :') most guys are cool hehe
You Dont seem like an idiot at all :'). Haha nah I'm lesbian

so because u are les, u dislike guys
dats funny

kelvyn7:


so because u are les, u dislike guys

dats funny

No lol because I am les I've not been hurt by a guy before.

I was kidding lol I'm not les.

YourMain:

No lol because I am les I've not been hurt by a guy before.
I was kidding lol I'm not les.

Hahahahaha
and I don blv u b4
u ehnnn

kelvyn7:



Hahahahaha

and I don blv u b4

u ehnnn

Haha :')

YourMain:

Haha :')

i like ur personality