Nicklouse:
This is my second nairaland account and not my original just for the sake of this post and other stuff. I recently married this beautiful 24 years old Lady about 4 months ago. We married in a church and the wedding was great. Our honeymoon was also great.

She is always demanding sex.. When i say NO she would romance and seduce me so much that i have no choice but to give in up to 8 times a day. Especially weekends. During the working days, she would ensure we copulate at least 3 times in the morning before she leaves for work and up to 3 times at Night before we sleep and sometimes in the car in traffic as our work places are very close so we leave together.

I am getting tired of this. The day she came visiting to my work place.. we had sex there in my office. I dont know whats in her head right now i need help. Nairalanders please help me.

I reported to her family they have ignored my complaints.. She is a very young, beautiful and irresistible girl so i can barely control my self even when i do not want it. I threatened to divorce her, she said i cannot divorce her just like that. She is right, i cannot. I wont dare judging by the family she is coming from. An iron born family.

I am now angry, sad, and confused.. She is even sleeping by my side as i type this i am sure by 5:00am tomorrow, another round.

[b]is she daenaerys stormborn?

hey dude, you just made me remember that i haven't seen any game of throne season 5 episode. Not fair, not fair! *starts hitting head on wall*













*stops momentarily*

Hey Chum it's Nicklaus! i don't care if you misspelled it intentionally, infact that's worse. I won't let you or any1 else go about misspelling my favourite vampire diaries characters name!



*hits his head with pipers cornucopia*
dude do you need a prophet to tell you that you married a nymphomaniac(i love nymphs, i wonder why these sexual monsters are named after them)and you are on the verge of being killed by her? Last time i checked, its a psychological ailment so she needs to see a psychologist. Or if you so wish, get her a container-load of sextoys and let her fvck herself to death either way, you stay alive(not that i give a damn though)



and on that happy note....................







*resumes hitting head on the wall*[/b]

Missclassy

Fyne comes to mind.

Take her for deliverance. Insatiable sexual appetite is not ordinary. You will always feel weak and sickly but the girl will never feel tired..

She will even ride you when you are asleep

Mr man, I think you should be grateful for having this kind of sexually active wife.There is nothing wrong with her.Her sexual urge is in overdrive.I'll advise you to measure up.If you're not in good shape physically, then start exercising to increase your testosterone-male sex hormone.Then, take a herb called MACA.But, be warned, your sexual appetite will skyrocket.

the kind lies I dey see for Nl these days ehn..

why are guys also turning into a bunch of whiners lately??.



We are here complaining about how dem shawties aren't putting out and U are complaining how your ho is putting out too much.?

Op. There are three ways to escape the situation, u either divorce her, leave the house for her or u kill urself.

Mr michealson..... You are an original!!!






You can handle this..... Its nothing!

OP Y u come dey lie like this! ALl lairs shall Perish!

MrCork:



....the number one rule: You don't take care of your home,someone else will..... QUIT MOANING & get some viagra if u cant catch up. ...pirrriod! (no ofeense)

kelvine:
Drink fruit juice mixed with skimmed milk every morning, servings of oats, boiled eggs, pap and ground nut. Yeah sounds like I am joking, truthfully I am for real.

Exercise together, go on long walks(trekking is trending already) on weekends in place of being indoors all day.

Whenever she asks for intimacy and you seem spent ask for food, tell her to make you a meal like pounded yam and your favorite soup. Any meal that will take over 2 hours to prepare. You need all the energy you can get from food.

When you notice she might ask for sex in traffic, tell her to drive.

Do your job as a husband well, if you did it so well the first and second time. You won't need to go all the way to number eight.

Pray to God and get her pregnant as soon as possible. Pregnancy will create a new experience for her while nursing a baby later on will make her worry less about sex.

Spend longer hours on fore play don't hurry to the promised land.

Thank me later.

Nicklous this is the best advice you can get on this thread.


Come to think of it,i thought one of a guy's sexual fantasy is to marry a freak in bed? Op is here complaining while somewhere in Nigeria a man is going to work without getting any

Learn how to control ur PC muscles. Dere are books out dere...once u re able to, na she go run cos u ll ejaculate only when u want to.and by d way re u sure u make her orgasm cos I don't think so...seems like she's looking for something she hasn't gotten yet.( dats if I believe dis shit ) I hope I have a wife DAT loves sex like urs..serious.also learn MouthAction...if u make her cum 10 times in a row orally and she never tire, run for ur life

sylvalord:
[b]is she daenaerys stormborn?

hey dude, you just made me remember that i haven't seen any game of throne season 5 episode. Not fair, not fair! *starts hitting head on wall*













*stops momentarily*

Hey Chum it's Nicklaus! i don't care if you misspelled it intentionally, infact that's worse. I won't let you or any1 else go about misspelling my favourite vampire diaries characters name!



*hits his head with pipers cornucopia*
dude do you need a prophet to tell you that you married a nymphomaniac(i love nymphs, i wonder why these sexual monsters are named after them)and you are on the verge of being killed by her? Last time i checked, its a psychological ailment so she needs to see a psychologist. Or if you so wish, get her a container-load of sextoys and let her fvck herself to death either way, you stay alive(not that i give a damn though)



and on that happy note....................







*resumes hitting head on the wall*[/b]

Dude easy with the head hitting,you're splattering blood all over the thread

You've got 2 options.
1.its either you rub yerepe on your condom,na then she go hate phucking
2. Hire some big strong and muscular niggas,garage boys,well diggers,like 10 of them with massive manhood and let them gangba.ng her,she'll hate sex for life and you're the one that will be begging her for it trust me

op, it's not her fault, she's a nymphomaniac

Where can i meet such woman please?

Congrats!!... You got the best woman ever.

Nicklouse:
This is my second nairaland account and not my original just for the sake of this post and other stuff. I recently married this beautiful 24 years old Lady about 4 months ago. We married in a church and the wedding was great. Our honeymoon was also great.

She is always demanding sex.. When i say NO she would romance and seduce me so much that i have no choice but to give in up to 8 times a day. Especially weekends. During the working days, she would ensure we copulate at least 3 times in the morning before she leaves for work and up to 3 times at Night before we sleep and sometimes in the car in traffic as our work places are very close so we leave together.

I am getting tired of this. The day she came visiting to my work place.. we had sex there in my office. I dont know whats in her head right now i need help. Nairalanders please help me.

I reported to her family they have ignored my complaints.. She is a very young, beautiful and irresistible girl so i can barely control my self even when i do not want it. I threatened to divorce her, she said i cannot divorce her just like that. She is right, i cannot. I wont dare judging by the family she is coming from. An iron born family.

I am now angry, sad, and confused.. She is even sleeping by my side as i type this i am sure by 5:00am tomorrow, another round.

. Aren't you lucky. After all she's nit frigid.

can you smell that?

Then u must be jobless.

The topic should be u need someone to help u bleep your wife. I humbly offer my service free of charge. U can reach me on 08032357354.

Bros your wife get sister? I'm interested

HE shud b hapi

midolian:
forgive me sir, buh I still don't believe this sh*t..how can your pastor say u can have sex anywhere?

Stop asking foolish questions. When/If the pastor says anywhere, common sense should tell u he meant anywhere in the house. Pastors have to break everything down to its simplest form for yall to understand. .

Sounds like an Edo babe
Their gals can...
*runs away before Benin gals descend on me*

Nicklouse:


You know its one thing to worry about the current situation i am going through as i almost lost my job because of this. I have been admitted into the hospital twice its another thing to read an irrelevant comment. Even the same pastor has booked an appointment with me and the girl come sunday so he can clear the air on what he meant. So if you are such a child, i need not to worry about you.

too much of of sex is bad. You two need to agree to a time table.

Ok. Nonsense

... @OP thanks for my morning dose of comedy.. Yarn your wife that if she doesn't want to become a widow you guys have to slow down. There is a reason your inlaws are ignoring your reports ... Its a ridiculous one.

It's a Lie Jare, makar ya chi shege

If u have been having 8 rounds of sex daily for 4 months, u wouldn't be conscious typing this message.

Nicklouse:
This is my second nairaland account and not my original just for the sake of this post and other stuff. I recently married this beautiful 24 years old Lady about 4 months ago. We married in a church and the wedding was great. Our honeymoon was also great.

She is always demanding sex.. When i say NO she would romance and seduce me so much that i have no choice but to give in up to 8 times a day. Especially weekends. During the working days, she would ensure we copulate at least 3 times in the morning before she leaves for work and up to 3 times at Night before we sleep and sometimes in the car in traffic as our work places are very close so we leave together.

I am getting tired of this. The day she came visiting to my work place.. we had sex there in my office. I dont know whats in her head right now i need help. Nairalanders please help me.

I reported to her family they have ignored my complaints.. She is a very young, beautiful and irresistible girl so i can barely control my self even when i do not want it. I threatened to divorce her, she said i cannot divorce her just like that. She is right, i cannot. I wont dare judging by the family she is coming from. An iron born family.

I am now angry, sad, and confused.. She is even sleeping by my side as i type this i am sure by 5:00am tomorrow, another round.

Bro how does that work? While on traffic she jumped on you to ride you or how? Please explain