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Life Of A Suspicious Wife by bettercreature(m): 1:19am On May 19, 2015
A suspicious wife calls her husband : Where are you?
Husband : At home love.
Wife: Are you sure?
Husband: Yes.
Wife : okay, Turn on the blender.
Husband : (turns blender on) Rrrreeereeeereeee...
Wife: Ok my love goodbye.
Another day...
Suspicious Wife: Where are you?
Husband : At home love.
Wife: Are you sure?
Husband : Yes.
Wife: Turn on the blender.
Husband: (turns blender on) Rrreeereeeereeee...
Wife: Ok my love goodbye.
The next day, the wife decides to go home without notice, and finds her son alone and she asked him, "Son where is your father?"
Son: "I do not know, he went out with the blender
Re: Life Of A Suspicious Wife by Osama10(m): 1:29am On May 19, 2015
grin
Re: Life Of A Suspicious Wife by Nobody: 1:58am On May 19, 2015
What is blender ?
Re: Life Of A Suspicious Wife by Nobody: 1:59am On May 19, 2015
Brenda undecided
Re: Life Of A Suspicious Wife by tpiander: 2:02am On May 19, 2015
what's with nairaland and unfunny jokes?

see what happens when you ignore common sense?

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Re: Life Of A Suspicious Wife by ronald4lif(m): 2:17am On May 19, 2015
Not so smart a man. He would have bought same brand of blender and keep it somewhere then pick it up each time he want to go out. Then return home with one of the possible excuses as to why he's coming late; traffic, running stomach, armed robbers, deflated tyres, accident etc.

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Re: Life Of A Suspicious Wife by XtraSmooth404: 2:55am On May 19, 2015
Ladies beware! The guy above me will certainly cheat on his wife angry
Re: Life Of A Suspicious Wife by RomanceLander(f): 3:25am On May 19, 2015
Looool this one is too funny

Hahahahhahha
Ahaahahahah
Hahahahahha

I guess this was the kind of laughter you expected to hear
Re: Life Of A Suspicious Wife by Nobody: 4:12am On May 19, 2015
lol. Anu gbaa ajo oso, agbanyere ya ajo egbe!
Re: Life Of A Suspicious Wife by Ariyke: 5:22am On May 19, 2015
Funny
Re: Life Of A Suspicious Wife by naijaboiy: 5:47am On May 19, 2015
gringrin

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