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8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by falconey(m): 6:11am On May 20, 2015 |
I will not blame the female folk today until next time. Guys are going to get the heat for this one. Here are 8 times men get stupid during S3x and produce an offspring. 1. “I Pull Out Before I Shoot Out’ Oshey, Lord Withdrawal! Didn’t they tell you that your pre-cum has enough sperm from your last self-service session to father a child? Oh okay, you pee in- between sessions. Nice move. But you can’t honestly tell me that there weren’t a few slip-ups in all your pull out encounters. You and I know that the sweetest part is when you offload all your goods in the right warehouse. So stop applauding yourself for staining the sheets. And just a little reminder, someone in the bible days died because of this type of thing. 2. ‘It’s The Woman’s Responsibility To Handle Contraception’ This is how so many clueless men have been lied to. She tells you she’s on the pill or that she’ll pop some after and you believe and go in without protection. This same babe will come back a month later and tell you the pill(s) didn’t work. Dude, never believe any of that nonsense a woman says before S3x. Always have yourself locked and loaded. 3. ‘I Tear Open The Condom Package With My Teeth’ It’s good to get the mouth, and sometimes even the teeth involved during S3x but please, use your fingers to tear open the condom package. Why? To avoid poking a hole into the condom, stupid. The only hole you should be poking should be… never mind. The wise ones understand what I’m talking about. 4. Putting On Or Taking Off The Condom During S3x Okay, seriously I don’t get this part. You start having S3x then halfway, for whatever reason, you say ‘oops! sorry, I forgot to use a condom’ and then you put one on. Have you heard of pre-cum? Obviously not. Google it. Then for those of you who decide ‘this condom thing is killing my vibe’ and decide to remove it halfway, please go for quality stuff next time or learn how to wear on a condom correctly or just get married and stay faithful mbok. 5. ‘We Had S3x During Her Period’ First of all…eww! Second, don’t deceive yourself. Women have and can get pregnant during their periods. Some medical practitioners will not agree to this but others will. It has been found that some women ovulate when they are menstruating, so next time while dipping into the Red Sea, be sure to use a life jacket. If you go releasing your little swimmers with no protection, one of them is bound to swim upstream and catch something you’re not prepared for. 6. I’ve Had The Condom For Three Years My dear brother, I know it’s a quality brand product and probably cost you a few hundred naira and you’re saving it for prime V, or just maybe you haven’t been laid in a long time; but it’s no reason for you to leave it in your wallet until it either expires or becomes useless. Use it when it’s still good or throw it away. 7. ‘I Like My Condom Tight’ And so you push your p*n*s all in to fill the condom tip. Bros, unless your p*n*s is shaped exactly like a condom, please desist from tightening things in there. You have to leave that space for the spill. If you don’t, the condom will break. I’m tempted to say it’s not ‘rocket’ science but erm… 8. ‘We Had S3x While Standing’ First of all, buhahahahaha! For real? So, let me understand the logic. You did it while standing and all of the semen spilled to the floor and none was left in her. Hmmm… In physics, following the law of gravity, it makes sense. But not in biology, which may have a law somewhere that states ‘what goes in, stays in’. You should know that the v*g’i’na is one place that may not have a door but has a way of keeping things in. Be Warned! Basically, just don’t be stupid during S3x. Protect yourself and your woman. Use a condom. http://9javibes.com/lifestyle-relationships/8-silly-things-men-do-during-s3x-that-leads-to-pregnancy-adult-only/?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook 118 Likes 10 Shares |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by Nobody: 6:22am On May 20, 2015 |
**Praçtice SAFE SEX all d time** 13 Likes 5 Shares
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Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by adejaresalami1(m): 6:22am On May 20, 2015 |
loads of bullshit 43 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by lokito: 6:22am On May 20, 2015 |
I'm going out to look for myself, if you see me before i return, please tell myself to call me so i know where i am. This 'third mainland bridge' write up got me lost 33 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by Blizzyblinkzy(f): 6:25am On May 20, 2015 |
The condom got busted and i never knew Its not up 2 a month i had sex with u 9 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by falconey(m): 6:25am On May 20, 2015 |
KashyBaby:do you have strawberry flavour? 4 Likes |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by Blizzyblinkzy(f): 6:25am On May 20, 2015 |
The condom got busted and i never knew Its not up 2 a month we had sex with u 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by agarawu23(m): 6:25am On May 20, 2015 |
huh |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by lordprosh(m): 6:25am On May 20, 2015 |
Thanks man... No wonder niggas forming pro dy score goals nd I wey dy do jeje dey raise shoulder... Anyway I'll show dis to some stupid upcoming fuckers 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by bogolobango(m): 6:25am On May 20, 2015 |
Nice one op, as for me i dont lick tom tom with sachet i love anything natural 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by bogolobango(m): 6:27am On May 20, 2015 |
Have a life bro u dnt have to be silly everywhere 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by lordprosh(m): 6:28am On May 20, 2015 |
Blizzyblinkzy: But I didn't release in u na U saw d spe*m on the floor na 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by Nobody: 6:31am On May 20, 2015 |
falconey:I dnt like flavored ones bae 2 Likes |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by tohpahz(f): 6:36am On May 20, 2015 |
Nice. One!! Guys take note 6 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by falconey(m): 6:37am On May 20, 2015 |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by oppybouy(m): 6:41am On May 20, 2015 |
looool |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by Nobody: 6:46am On May 20, 2015 |
falconey: Well...yeah...but still there's a lot of brands u can find over the counter u can choose from & wat type of condom do u like to use ? 1 Like |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by falconey(m): 6:51am On May 20, 2015 |
KashyBaby: I don't engage in coitis a lot, most of mine is flesh on flesh like real niggaz. I'll go for one that won't harm my PEN and turn me to a father at this time. 1 Like 3 Shares |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by Nobody: 6:54am On May 20, 2015 |
falconey: Well good luck, u may find wat u lookin for... |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by falconey(m): 6:56am On May 20, 2015 |
KashyBaby: thanks ma'am I really needed to hear this today. Condom apart. 1 Like |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by Nobody: 6:57am On May 20, 2015 |
KashyBaby: Kashybabe |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by Nobody: 6:59am On May 20, 2015 |
wristwatch: Yaaaaaas Mr. wristwatch ? |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by Nobody: 7:00am On May 20, 2015 |
Falconey, baba this one nah sexuality things if e hits FP. Vry funny and interesting write up |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by Nobody: 7:01am On May 20, 2015 |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by vega84(m): 7:04am On May 20, 2015 |
Another shit load, frm the stables of nairaland! #vegatalks |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by falconey(m): 7:08am On May 20, 2015 |
wristwatch: no be wetin make us they enter relationship? If not for sex/reproduction I won't even talk to a girl. |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by patomalabosan(m): 7:10am On May 20, 2015 |
What are u guys talking abt? |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by ireneony(f): 7:19am On May 20, 2015 |
good FrontPage material guys una hear.. op.u forgot to add salt n water guys noting set person nor go see for naija. zip up! 3 Likes |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by falconey(m): 7:22am On May 20, 2015 |
ireneony: thank you, now I see someone who thinks like me. |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by Lordave: 7:25am On May 20, 2015 |
tohpahz:18+ |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by Nobody: 7:35am On May 20, 2015 |
Falconey, so you dont use condoms..? And u typed this shiit abt it 2 Likes |
Re: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by falconey(m): 7:38am On May 20, 2015 |
Tobiee: I did it for my niggaz facing hard times. 3 Likes |
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