@ maedan,

no need make we fight,
shebi we all dey write,
as we no get we own website,
dis don be like our daily rite,
here we dey use our mind and hand to throwey light,
even use our words to give blind people sight,
try make people see morning for inside night,
me i no come here to test might,
abi e don turn to issue of wrong and right!?
shebi d topic here na love & na make people unite,
come together and dey tight,
dis be my own widow's mite
my own small way to make people life bright.

RuuDie, i like as u respond to my teasing
true true ur ways dey very pleasing
of course, for here love na d mission
and we dey use Nairaland as our television
to take spread the gospel of live & let live
whether u be ibo, yoruba, hausa or tiv

‘Sup people. .  .howz u all feeling??

Haha, . . . .i fit feel the love in the air
But the real question be say, “shey love dey fair??”

Cos the rate at which breakups dey make peeps Cry 
Other no go fit wan give love a try

The good thing be say make we dey sing am like Song
As we all know say true love nor dey do wrong

Ma friends dey compare am to a light in dark Halls
Whey they prevent disastrous falls

I understand say people in love they have plenty Glee
E dey very obvious cos every one whey dey around them fit See

Me personally I dey refer to am as love in the raw
Cos every Tom, Jack, and Harry came in and saw


Nobody fit dispute say love dey Pure
Cos those whey don taste am dey 100% Sure

Finally the love whey me I have be like Light
And they thing sweet so tay e dey enhance ma  Sight 

(Oya Maedan Gurl tell me which one of these fine dudes is ur, . . . . .main squeeze??)

maedan i feel u, no need 4 we 2 dey spectacular,
or begin make people shiver like dracula,
we fit no even need curricula,
no need 2 begin over-crack we medulla,
halla, sing sotey voice crack like tetuila,
no be hia a.k go hol' man 4 parti-kola,
dis na we fine art & na we own circular,
d way we dey use speak our own mind like 'toryteller,
and d only how we 'tory go waka tee'lee like ebola,
if we do am proper, we message go tey pass metusellah. . . . . . .

@ Toyosi20

Your in depth love analysis dey make me trip
Becos e dey very very deep
But make I ask u-u get any man for keep?
Abi u still dey wait for "Mr Perfect" to sweep you off your feet?
If na so, na only for dream una go meet.

Make I yarn u sey ruudie na good and truthfull lover
No mind Altavista wey talk se em be cassanova
Becos the truth be se em and ruudie get beef
Ruudie love go last forever n e no go dey brief
And with am u no go ever experience grief
U dey there dey ask who Maedan dey love
Well make I tell u se na the guy wey she dey call rotiluv
If u no attend dem wedding" O girl u miss
Infact right now dem dey enjoy marital bliss
And dem don dey share enuff french Kiss
So make u take ruudie love into consideration
Becos em love for u don pass addiction.

TOYOSI20,
ur post dey always get the lol factor
u just dey level all issues like tractor
i don guage now say u be love guru
and u sabi play-play pass francis duru
main squeeze for here, i no get
but my rotylovy i no go forget
we dance the pidgin rhumba for many pages
til the romance reach im final stages
in any case, i dey watch ur back
make no NL playa come give u heart[i]crack [/i]

@semid4lyfe,

thank u as u help hold my side,
ur blessing go dey wide,
lucky no go see u hide,
happy no go jus lef u slide,
lai lai u no go fall like pesin wey 2 get pride,
inside ur heart love sef go come abide,
in fact e go sweep u like bar beach high tide,
no yeye pesin go come dey take u 4 ride,
Papa God go give u betta bride. . . . . . . .

@ Ruudie

To ur prayer, I say a big amen
Na as u talk am Baba God go make am happen
Infact, for my life I no go see commotion
Kasala and gbege no go be my portion
And for everywhere, I go dey get divine promotion



@/For all

For here, I go dey keep am real
Becos this pidgin rhyme don become my meal
Even though I no be soothsayer
I know se all we pidgin rhymers go prosper
As this thread don be literature section topper
Small time we go come become big stars
with the best and state of the art luxury cars
We go come dey take luxury space cruise to planet mars
In short, we go shame all the doubters
And even the rumour mongers
All these na my  prayer
For all the pidgin rhyme player
Wey dey contribute for this thread
Wey other nairalanders dey dread.

semid4life, i like as u talk sense
u be real poster of excellence
for dis NL person go meet all sorts
some go become long-standing cohorts
while some go dey form say dem be foe
start to dey blast eachother from high and low
in essence, wetin i mean be say
for here everyone dey flow&play
we don form a pidgin-rhyme brotherhood
wey go be d envy of all wey for join if dey could

@ toyosi20 - u dey ask wether luv dey fair

sometimes e dey be like love no dey fair,
e dey resemble say im no dey show care,
but dis wan depend 4 where u stand,
and how u take show ya hand,
truely atimes e no jus make sense,
but dat wan no mean say make we build wall of defense,
d more pesin think am 4 im head,
d more d answer dey far like A to Zed,
betta love go shack u like mo'et,
and wen im touch u, instanta na im u go become poet,
me i sabi many husband and wife wey dey very happy,
and no be becuz dem still dey wear nappy,
wen dem begin 2 relate, nobody been ring bell,
how dem still dey till now, even dem no fit 2 tell,
no be by d fine-ness of dem face,
but by d almighty grace.
na true sey pesin no fit talk wen love dey right,
dat na becuz wen e show, e no dey flash NEPA light,
everything we do 4 dis life na big risk,
shey dat wan mean sey make we come dey cover bodi like disk!?
nothing wey spoil, wey dem no dey fix,
so dia 4, e dey wrong make pesin tanda and refuse 2 mix,
becuz pesin fit come da'ba'ru my heart,
no go stop me from making relationship start,
some kain time e fit be say na jus luck,
but shey i go come close up like padlock!?
people many wey be original fake,
dat no suppose make us finish mash brake,
how many dem go be!?
inside 12, how many bad egg Jesus see!?
of course, we go see somethin' wey go pain,
but why we get bleach if not 2 comot stain,
nobody dey dis world wey no need love,
from anywhere yonder, under or above,
by right, na wetin all man and woman deserve,
e no be like somethin wey dem dey specially reserve,
as long as me i dey live,
dis be wetin i believe,
i no be expert, i no fit tell wen love na correct,
but i dey sure sey no be by how u select,
my own be say,
make we dey wise and no dey over think sotey,
wen we finally jam dat wan wey suppose be we own,
we go loss d pesin sake of sey we bone!
i neva see any man or woman wey be island,
even if im be JJC from thailand,

All my people 4 here, I dey hail
For dis life we go be head and no be tail
And we go continue dey drop pidgin rhymes wey no go fail.

I just se make I drop one or two line
For dis thread wey celebrities dey wine and dine
Wey dey explosive pass land mine
So here goes --


@ Ruudie

On this thread u dey consistent
And for love matter u dey persistent
Ur pidgin rhymes dey shine like sun rays
If dis na exam, o boy u go get straight A's
Ur love poems dey carry big big weight
So God forbid, u no go wait too much for ur love mate
Make u just continue to live ur life by faith
Becos u don near the appointed date
If I get sista, walahi I for give u marry
Becos na big big weight ur love poems dey carry
I know se u be man of integrity
Wey no dey compromise on quality
And like me, u no dey tolerate mediocrity
So any body wey u marry jam better luck
Becos u go love am die and give her plenty buck
Leave toyosi make she continue to dey form
Besides u know se 4 babes that na the norm
U go soon meet babe wey fine pass her
Wey go make ur heartbeat and blood pressure go hyper
So make u just chill dey play cool
Becos very soon na miss world u go dey pull
But 1st make u reduce ur poem wey long like essay
Becos all man don hear wetin u get to say
Make u just keep all dem scrubs at bay
Becos dem go sink u fast like clay
And u go come dey broke like mc hammer
That one be se u go come go village go do farmer
So make u just take to my advice
Dey play am gentle and cool like ice
And Baba God go bless u with the ultimate price.

if na one thing i learn for dis life
na dat love no be long story, stress or strife
u no fit plan am, e go just happen
e no dey ur hand to mould or shapen
some go force demself into relationship
only to find am full of hardship
if only dem fit exercise patient
hope and pray without relent
d love of dem life go fall for their lap
and the joy go gush out like say na from tap

Wey toyosi wey cause all this storm
Now wey e don happen, she don dey keep mum
Well, all na experience for person to learn from
Me, I know se true love no dey give person stress
And no be matter wey person dey discuss for press
So e fit be se Ruudie and toyosi dey romance for backstage
Come dey form "I no do" for this our frontage
Becos I know se my guy ruudie no be tout
And e no dey shack beer talkless of stout
I go give am the benefit of the doubt.
Me just dey yarn my church mind
And no be everytime truth dey dey kind
So make nobody carry vex
Come meet for where I dey flex.


Dis thread don surpass my expectation
From day one e no experience stagnation
Becos all man for here na pidgin rhyme sensation.
I throway salute to all those wey hold am down
Before me come join dem dey flow for this town
Rotimy, maedan, just2nice and all the rest
Wey proudly carry dis pidgin thin for dem chest
So tey dem imprint "proudly pidgin" for dem vest.
One Million gbosas no dey enuff
Becos all off una be pidgin rhyme buff
To all of una, I commot my hat in salute
Becos this thread still dey and never go kaput

thank u semid4lyfe, for giving honor where e dey due
to this wonderful thread, we go always stay true
no be say dem dey pay us, or say we dey get gain
but at least we dey have fun and build up our brain
anyone wey get anything meaningful to say
make e always use dis pidgin medium (no need to pay)

OMG!!!!, . . .ma peoples, I done miss una die. . .
If to say una fit see ma heart una go sabi say I nor dey lie. . . .

Awwww, . . . ma sis maedan, . . . .e be like say u be ma sis from another mother
I trust say u gatz ma back like no other

Ruudie, werrin dey naa??. . . .u dey trip??
Love na awesome thing even to the last drip

Na so the thing dey happen when cupid fire pesin chest
Nor worry put ya mind at rest

Semid4lyfe,. . . .me sef dey amaze at how this thread dey gain ground
But then again nor be love whey nor sabi bound

Make una they enjoy unaselves jare, life dey sweet
Especially when u dance to its rhythm, by moving ur feet

dis wan wey TOYO even mention my name,
i no jus dey d same,
e sweet me sotey i almost lame,
as if pesin don dash me fame,
make e no be like dey claim,
i fit print dis ur post put 4 frame,
na true i dey trip and no be game. . . .

TOYO u sey last drip,
my own even start 4rm d tip,
dat na small, u get me inside ur grip,
if u ask me to jump, i go skip,
tell me 2 tumble, i go flip,
even 4 river naija dis my head, i go dip,
now ehn, i be like baby wey dem tie bip,
dis na jus make u get idea how deep. . . . .

Maedan & Semid4lyfe, una don try una best,
thank una well well, una jus leave d rest,
i take TOYO challenge as correct test,
as i dey unload every wey dey my chest,
e be like wen man dey invest,
sometime na loss instead of interest,
if she no gree, no be contest,
i go jejeli put on my vest,
and begin dey waka face west,
maybe no be 4 me, so i go jus return to my nest!

Still in the spirit of love -- but this time a higher love.


Baba God, na becos of u we still dey
So to u, we go everly dey pray
We all never read bible from genesis reach revelation
But we know se na u be the road to salvation
For our lives, we don succumb to many temptation
But u still give us ur heavenly redemption
Bombard us with divine promotion
And come bless us beyond all expectation
Gbege too plenty for dis life
But u lift us above all the strife
Our blessings we no fit count
Becos second by second dem still dey mount
Na ur love be the ultimate
Becos e carry big big weight
And e no get expiry date
Na only u fit turn water to wine
So people go fit drink and dine
In short Baba God, ur ways too fine
Therefore, na em we all go dey preach
With dis our small pidgin missionary outreach

Nice one right there bruv. . . . .make we remember say the ultimate love na from above
As soon as we realize that e go be like say things for pesin life go be on a constant move

We all sabi say the heart na sacred thing, . . .
And love be like ornament wey they make am bling

Make we protect oueselves from unnecessary fling
U go just dey make ur mind they go ding

Ruudie its all good all make u try take a chill pill
Nor go rust this thing so tay u go get over fill
Nothing do u too, cos u sabi say @ the end of the day no bill

Where ma gurl Maedan oo, . . . .i don miss her tire
Make she quick come oo, cos e be like say this place don dey catch fire, . . .

^^^^my dear, i neva go too far
na im i come see ur shining star
i say make i rush back and join d flow
make dem no come say i don dey slow
as u don join, d girlpower don increase
i pray say ur elbow go always get more grease
sometimes e dey lonely 4 hia with only d boys
but now my naija sis don come to share d joys
make we always dey on hand to heat up d fire
so dat our fans no go ever blame us say we don tire

i just say make i go take a stroll
e come be like say i dey on a roll
even tho' i no be storyteller like RuuDie
i go stay cool like i dey wear hoodie
semid4lyfe get im philosophical style
i no fit compete as im be top-of-d-pile
and to newcomer TOYOSI20, na she trip me pass
she dey rhyme like a true naija pidgin lass
may we always to dey continue the show
where great minds dey, good rhymes must to flow

Na wa o!
Dem say my yarns dey too philosophical
Some even talk se my flows dey metaphorical
Small time dem go talk se I dey political
And e no go surprise me if dem say my style dey dramatical
Well, like KSA go talk - na dem get dem mouth, so let dem say
After all, all way na way as long as e lead to better day
For dis thread, me no dey follow anybody compete
Sometimes e go be like se all the rhymes for my head don delete
But somehow somehow, my brain go come replete
So I go come drop pidgin rhymes wey dey fresh
Come dey flow like se I be spirit 'n' no be blood and flesh
Well, make I no praise my self too much
Becos, yesterday- when I bin dey church
Pastor talk se 'pride dey always come before person fall'
But that one no mean se I no go dey waka tall
Becos me I know se to rhyme for pidgin no be yam
If una doubt me, make una try am
And una go see se I dey talk true
Some people no even get any clue
Se dis thin dey involve plenty brain cracking
And e come dey emotionally and mentally tasking
Well, make I no yarn una too much story
Except to tell una se, I go still dey flow- so no worry
But make una remember se na Baba God get the glory.

My peoples, una don yarn am finish,
Make i no attempt 2 diminish,
Wether primary, secondary, uni or poly,
Baba na im get all d glory,
As una advise make i dey write short,
Na im i sey make i hol' d thot,
Cuz if i begin download,
E go resemble achaba wey carry overload,
I wish una all correct day,
Any matter wey ur hand dey, go flow ur way. . . . .

Shoutz out to Madean, Semi4lyfe, Ruudie, and all other wonderful people that keep things running around here. . . .

I'm thinking to maself like where else do u see folks keeping things locked own so tight. . .where??

Here we go. . . . . . .

Ma peoples I don dey a little busy oo for a while
Make una nor vex oo, I nor fit stay away for too long so e nor go bitter like bile

Make una help me see all the summer crushing,
and all the gurls they respond by blushing,

Make una always dey keep love fresh
Cos na so e suppose be when lovers dey mesh

Love na delicate thing oo make peeps nor rush
Take time to feel the first time una dey crush

Ma friend describe am as a long journey
And times along the way e go dey competitive like a tourney

In short I dey feel the power of love whey full ground
And I sabi say na genuine one this time around

Solid passion dey make pesin heart go beep beep
Cos we all sabi say e dey that deep

I see say we dey do am like say today na everybody birthday
Make una remember sha say Monday (13th) na ma own BIRTHDAY

@ Toyosi20



E don tey wey person see ur face
I don dey think se u don quit dis race
But u come show with ur usual grace
.
Becos u be like commodity wey scarce
I bin think se u don go planet mars
But e be like se u dey prepare for ur birthday celebration
That one be se, for here na maximum jubilation
Me I be jolly good fella
And I like to dey shak and chop wella
So make u prepare enuff food
Becos all ur guys for dis hood
Go fall in big time and participate
For dis birthday wey u wan celebrate.



Happy Birthday, Gal.

Hey guys, hope una no take offence
as I analyse una style, i hope e make sense
semid4lyfe, u be great thinker, ur pen na sword
and RuuDie na wise man of many words
and TOYOSI20 na babe true true
with rhymes wey always dey fresh like dew
ay yo, sista-girl, happy b-day in advance
shey u kno July na d month of romance
come rain, come shine, make u always stay blest
and make u get plenty presents from east to west!!

Semid4lyfe, e nor possible say make I quit
Infact e dey make ma pidgin vocab dey nice and fit

I must talk am say I appreciate your nice wishes
I go send some nice cake and food, just send back ma dishes

Its all love ma peoples, I sabi say una be the best
I rate una topmost amongst all the rest

Ma dear Maedan, thanks gurl for the nice message
This forth coming birtday, dey almost feel like anutha rite of passage

Thanks so much ma peeps for the love
Really appreciated, . . .I’ll take it wid me always even as I continue to make a steady move

Even as we tarry on in our journey in the circle of life
Make we remember say Baba God dey wid us through all the strife

. . . . .I don get a new appreciation for life as a whole now
I salute the greatest icon ever (Michael) by talking a bow. . . . .

TOYOSI20 lovey, I feel u on d MJ issue
when Usher sing Gone2Soon, i go grab tissue
the memorial service dey v. emotional
no be say everything na just promotional
the feelings and tears of all dey quite real
and the words of im pickin come put d final seal
well,well,well, no need to dwell on sadness
na d message, not d mess, go bring us gladness
na so Rev. Sharpton talk, and i concur
for all we blacks, MJ help 2 open d door

Maedan, u don commot the words from my mouth
So I no go fit talk much or shouth
E be like se na me em death pain pass
Becos for music, Mj dey em own class
I be man 'n' e don tey wey I cry
But walahi, em death commot tears from my eye
Who go come be the next king of pop?
Becos all musicians of today be like flop
Baba God, I know se na final be ur say
But abeg, u fit bring back Mj?
Na so I don dey pray
Every morning of every day
Since I hear se em don pass away.

yes oh, semid4lyfe, i dey feel ur pain
dis season just dey bring showers of rain
Stevie Wonder come ask say, why MJ come die for summer
when we supposed all dey happy, oh what a bummer
oh well, I hope im dey for a happier place
but meanwhile, no1 go ever fit take im space
and BTW, dem say make we no call am King of Pop
Na the Greatest Entertainer im be- he go always dey on top!!

@ Maedan

Baba God, na em know best
So em will, make we no contest
Everything get em time and season
And I know se everything na for a reason
Remember se ashes to ashes and dust to dust
And one day all of us go dey buried under the earth's crust
So make we all live life and leave positive impact
So our legacy go dey strong and intact
Me, I go try contain my sadness and pain
Becos I know se all em life work no dey in vain

semid4lyfe, wetin u talk na d essence
even tho' na only one man, d world go miss im presence
how a single person go make such an impact
and cause so many hearts to just dey contract
see as Usher just dey cry, even Bros Jermaine eye no dry
i no think say we go forget MJ in a hurry, make we no even try
we go only fit hope say tings go better by and by!

b4 una begin think sey i don kpeme,
i still full ground like udeme,
e no 2 tey wey i change zone,
so i sey make i first dey on my own,
first of all survey d area,
becuz 4 hia, our worry no be malaria,
now so ehn, i dey inside inside d delta,
d place wey make naija name bad still make am betta,
ol boy come see weather,
rain wan make we begin wear leather,
d work sef no easy,
2-4-7 man dey busy,
but wen i see chance escape like crook
i dey show hia come look,
enjoy una as d flow dey go,
una dey do well bo' . . . .