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Rules For Dating My Son! by marcondo13: 5:22pm On May 27, 2015
Hi peeps,
I stumbled on this piece online.
1. He is not your atm.
2.If you show up at my house looking like a stripper, I will send you away.
3. If I see any "sexts" on his phone from you, I will make you away.
4. Understand that if I don't like you, I will make you go away.
5. Understand that I can make you go away.
6. He is a "mama 's boy", unless you have a ring in your finger, your opinion on that does not matter.
7. You are not in change of him and you have no right to change him. Take him for who he is or see Rule #5.
8. He is a gentleman. I taught him that. You better act like a lady to deserve him.
9. I know how to avoid jail.
10. If you weasel your way past these rules, and fake your way to get a ring on your finger, I will be something more worse than your boyfriend 's mom, I will be your mother inlaw! "
Ladies, what will be your reaction if your boyfriend' s mom read this rules to you!
Re: Rules For Dating My Son! by demmy0325(m): 5:29pm On May 27, 2015
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Re: Rules For Dating My Son! by Nobody: 5:35pm On May 27, 2015
Hmmmmm! I wil obey if the guy is worth it.
Re: Rules For Dating My Son! by Brugo(m): 5:35pm On May 27, 2015
Good mother.

Too many dangerous chics around nowadays.
Re: Rules For Dating My Son! by Jayjay0(m): 5:40pm On May 27, 2015
Those are very simple rules.
Re: Rules For Dating My Son! by FLAWLES(f): 5:41pm On May 27, 2015
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Re: Rules For Dating My Son! by FLAWLES(f): 5:42pm On May 27, 2015
MAKE I RITE MY OWN DOWN FOR MY UNBORN CHILDREN
Re: Rules For Dating My Son! by marcondo13: 7:24pm On May 27, 2015
FLAWLES:
MAKE I RITE MY OWN DOWN FOR MY UNBORN CHILDREN
What if your daughter was given this list.

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