cococandy:
pls restricts your joke to those who joke with you.
I don't know you like that.

Obinovictor:
Good job. Next time be more careful, some species of snakes can spit some fluids into your eye and you may go blind.

CountDracula:

Loool... U asked a stvpid question nau, so I answered u wit a stvpid joke

cococandy:
thank god you know your joke was xtupid.

Now OP said the snake was trained (highly implausible) so I asked her rhetorically who trained the snake since she thinks it was trained.
And we laughed over it.
You could have just read from the beginning or at least read only the topic and apply common sense before making asinine jokes about people you don't know.

CountDracula:

Ure cute... I wish I cud see ur face ryt nw

rottenegg:
If you spent more time on animal planet instead of telemundo, you would recognise a simple non poisenous green tree snake when u see one. Your write up sounded like a black mamba entered your room.

cococandy:

CountDracula:

Chill! Why ar u so protective of ur husband sef

jnrbayano:


Only spitting cobras do

cococandy:
that's my job.
Oya leave me. Face the topic.

Obinovictor:


That's why I said 'some specie'

jnrbayano:


....don't you realise that the word "some" is a plural word?

allcomage:

Fraih, I love your low-cut and natural looks.you are beautiful and courageous,I admire you.

Snowflake002:
:oIts not surprising as I can see so much grass behind the house. You might not be that lucky next time (to spot the snake before it approaches you), so you need to prevent that. Clear off the grass aroung your home, I mean neat clearing; snakes, especially green ones suddenly become un comfortable upon stepping on spots that contrast with their colour (cannot hide them) and hence try to find their way back. De snake long sha...

Heeyhun:

Madam....i c you....co-fstarian

devour21:
next time if you somehow are able to identify a poisonous snake pls do not attack using a stick. They are very intelligent fast moving creatures and they hate being cornered, especially the fierce ones hate cos that is when they have no choice but to strike and fight back. They can actually crawl/spiral up the stick you holding and bite so the best thing to do real quick is find a clothe/blanket/sheet/heap of dirty laundry and throw over it to slow n calm it down. As long as the snake is calm and unable to see anything, thats the best time to strike its head and crush it to death. something i learned watching natgeowild

tobby1987:
Lol...I sure say u go gap usain bolt at dat moment...I never run for snake oo...I enjoy killing dem...d only one I missed killing in sec sch dat year was a rattle snake...

elantraceey:



Yes I have, then I was just 12, We stayed in a school's staff quarters then with bushes around so seeing snakes outside once in a while was no longer surprising until a fateful night I woke to to read by 2am , I was reading when I raised up my head and saw it (I still remember the sight ) It was a long black python and it was very big (not exaggerating) . Immediately I screamed and jumped untop my bed where my sis was still sleeping (she's a deep sleeper as I shout reach she nor wake up) , It was as if the snake was scared too when I screamed and was dancing around before it went behind a long in the room, it was then my parents woke up and opened the door , that was when my sis woke up and we both ran out of the room. The finding and killing was another long story sha because it took hours before they could find it (he started doubting me self) They had to bring everything out from the room then when they finally saw it , it ran into my parents room which was just opposite to mine. My dad had to call the mallam and my neighbours before they could kill it and it spat in the eyes of one of them. The mallam sold the snake. lol . We knew that it must have eaten all the rats in that house because for months before then we weren't hearing their sounds. Honestly it's God that protects his children.

Ultimate001:

a very horrific experience!
I've always bn afraid of snakes since time immemorial...
What happened to d person on whom d python spat?

elantraceey:



The person was an expert with snakes so they immediately used onions to clean his eyes at first and other things I can't really remember.

Seun:
The harmless little snake has been killing rats and other noxious vermin for you. It's sad that you felt the need to kill it, though understandable.

Evaromantik:
[color=#990000][/color] You knw wetin we go do now?...............since dem wan make yuh snake girl,yuh go cum my house mek i do yuh "snake deliverance".............na vigil yuh go tell ur piple say yuh wan go,so dat dem go allow yuh 2 cum..........i promise yuh afta d vigil u no go experience snake lik dis again ;DYou knw wetin we go do now?...............since dem wan make yuh snake girl,yuh go cum my house mek i do yuh "snake deliverance".............na vigil yuh go tell ur piple say yuh wan go,so dat dem go allow yuh 2 cum..........i promise yuh afta d vigil u no go experience snake lik dis again

Fraih:


I pray o
I and my dad just killed this one like 30 minutes ago.. . I went home

corisande:


Una dey do SELFIE with snake?

Na wah
snakes every where

3rdlegxxx:


Damn! gosh u just had to say it, i don laught so hard i almost fell of my office chair, no be small thing ooo, selfie with snake, well they looked happy and like they were having fun, i can imagine my chubby friend seeing a live snake, the guy don faint before anything...

Fraih:

3rdlegxxx:


@ fRAIH if my chubby friends catches you laughing at him, i no dey ooooo, lol but seriously, what state was this?

Fraih:


Who is this your chubby friend o?
Ondo state.. .
Your face looks familiar @dp, are you or were you in Akure?

3rdlegxxx:

I am born and bred Lasgidi guy, Lagos for easier understanding, i have been to akure once that was some years ago to FUTA, doubt if i know you tho and yes, i get the your face looks familiar a lot so it just might be someone else and mt friend you ask, you could talk to him yourself if you are ready, sha don't say i didn't warn you if you bring up the snake issue..