Jacksparrow0712:




She go carry me go church for deliverance

Deliverance for what naa?

suzzy16:
me too

really?

Prettyvhickie:
Some guys usually lie just for a girl to date them...they normally brag of things they don't have(e.g money,houses,companies e.t.c)
they also go so far to the extent that they borrow(clothes,car) from their friends just to impress a lady
WHY?!

but you naija girls love guys who lie .if i tell u right now that i am related to Oshiomole u will fall in love with me instanta .abi i lie?

Prettyvhickie:

animal

^^^^so u tellin me if I pull out ma £28'000 (cash) range rover spot or even sef,take of ma shirt...u wouldn't jump on me??

...u bloooody LIER...truss me, u will jump & Wundt let go!

chukingchuks:
and dem mumu ladies dey fall flat for those lies.
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so e no concern me.
.
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let them tear their kpekus and dump them, as if I care

u go see a driver take im oga car wey im oga car wey im oga no dey around dey cruise with the car .im go take am carry two babes come im oga house yansh their kpekus wella dey lie to dem say im na one executive director for chevron .naija girls no like to hear the truth at all.na lies dem love dats why dem love lie lie men .

prettythicksme:
Op u just knw dat?men are born with lies except my boo

hian!

........loool
guys no vex for me o,but we dey lie ehn.
chai,I been dey with my friend one day,as him just de throw lines dey give this babe like DAT,naim my guy discharge one great lie like that..
ah wan faint,I come de sweat.

girl:is ur friend OK?

my friend:yes na..oboy wetin happen?

girl:are u OK?


me: here dey hot,I need breeze.

....I no forgive am for that lie,I almost sick.

Truckpusher:
That's not wickedness, it's called survival instinct.


Since every woman wants a fairy tale world, you simply create one for them and make them happy until reality hits them in the face by then it would have been fuccking late for ya both.

sorry to derail ooo but this ur signature na die

prettythicksme:
really?

yep

Truckpusher:
Pm me ya number then.

why re u smiling,okay,I'm nt giving it out again

lefulefu:

hian!

yea

prettythicksme:
yea

if ur guy no dey lie then i am saint lefulefu

lefulefu:

if ur guy no dey lie then i am saint lefulefu

abeg clean ur mouth!!

suzzy16:
I'm telling ya,dear

suzzy16:
why re u smiling,okay,I'm nt giving it out again

Just happy that I'm getting ya attention.

Abi na crime again to smile follow girl?

Truckpusher:
Just happy that I'm getting ya attention.

Abi na crime again to smile follow girl?

lol,okay

suzzy16:
lol,okay

Oya send it na

Truckpusher:
Oya send it na

mtcheew,send what

suzzy16:
mtcheew,send what

Mtcheww, carry am cook soup na.

Truckpusher:
Mtcheww, carry am cook soup na.

leave me alone joor

Because they like lies.

suzzy16:
leave me alone joor

I hold ya pant before?

Truckpusher:
I hold ya pant before?

"hiss"

lefulefu:

u go see a driver take im oga car wey im oga car wey im oga no dey around dey cruise with the car .im go take am carry two babes come im oga house yansh their kpekus wella dey lie to dem say im na one executive director for chevron .naija girls no like to hear the truth at all.na lies dem love dats why dem love lie lie men .

and e come dey serve them right

[quote author=Truckpusher post=34349464][/quote]dis guy,I swear,u no well

suzzy16:
dis guy,I swear,u no well

You dun see me for hospital before?

Truckpusher:
You dun see me for hospital before?

suzzy16:
:-

Are you going spiritual on me now?

Truckpusher:
Are you going spiritual on me now?

sorry,u no well

lie to impress a girl? bullshit!

As in eh. Even surprises me. Met this guy who told me that his name was George and he works with CBN at a new branch bla bla. Has a sis in my school. I didn't mind him just gave him my number cuz thats what he wanted at that time. He started the calls, I want to hang out bla bla. I gave the excuse that I was busy and he pleaded I refused. Knowing that in my state of residence that CBN has only one branch, I asked him to be sure he said the other branch. I laughed knowing it was a lie. Luckily for me, we bank in the same bank and I happen to have known where he stays as a family friend stays there also. I took to researching about him cuz I knew he was a big fat LIAR. Guess what I found out his name wasn't George, he doesn't work with CBN and he is not from my state. I am just looking for a perfect moment to tell him all these. I guess he thought that I would jump at him because he had a good car and works with CBN. MEN AND THEIR LIES. LYING SINCE 200 BC As in eh. Even surprises me. Met this guy who told me that his name was George and he works with CBN at a new branch bla bla. Has a sis in my school. I didn't mind him just gave him my number cuz thats what he wanted at that time. He started the calls, I want to hang out bla bla. I gave the excuse that I was busy and he pleaded I refused. Knowing that in my state of residence that CBN has only one branch, I asked him to be sure he said the other branch. I laughed knowing it was a lie. Luckily for me, we bank in the same bank and I happen to have known where he stays as a family friend stays there also. I took to researching about him cuz I knew he was a big fat LIAR. Guess what I found out his name wasn't George, he doesn't work with CBN, he is a civil servant and he is not from my state. I am just looking for a perfect moment to tell him all these. I guess he thought that I would jump at him because he had a good car and works with CBN. MEN AND THEIR LIES. LYING SINCE 200 BC he could have just told me the truth