@Bleep u , u must be an agent of the antichrist.

I think i m falling 4 someone o, Omolola1 how can i get u ?

bleep-you, do you read these things up or you think them up?

Spartakos: bleep-you, do you read these things up or you think them up?

wow, congratulations 4 ressurecting a dead thread.

The craziest thing!... Lemme think... Well, dude is gentle, gat no girlfriend but always patronize ashii..

Ashii for lyf.

bleeper, are you dead already?

in my house. not intentional. i and my girl were playin. i said my girl is a soldier. well-trained military personnel. we were play-fighting. girl likes it rough. it got so rough. she said she wanted x but i just needed sleep. too rough that afternoon. suddenly, she yelled and screamed for 9 minutes. said her waist had broken. i begged her to say she fell off a bike. she walked onto a bike like a 90 year old. i was worried on how to handl the thing around my waist cos she was hurt and wouldn't be able to play. luckily she heald fast

D craziest tin i eva did 4 a girl was going 2 c her marid sista who she was staying wit & also dey re my neihbor 2 told her & his husband abt my desire 2 ve her as my girl,doe it waz insisted by d girl dat i must do diz,we courted for 4monts b4 tinz started goin wrong witin dis time i gave diz gel some mony 2 keep 4 me,an action which up til dis time am regretin bcuz it brout abt our break up her people startd acting funny,dey ban me 4rm seeing dis gel,any where her sista c's me & her she wil alwayz embaraze me,doe d gel claims she luvs me so i tested her by colectin my money 4rm her after deducting som of d expences she made i colectd d remaining balance doe short of som money, 2day me & dis gel has broken up,i tried 2 cal her bak cuz i luv her but she said she is done wit me dat i disgraced her & her sister,but each time she pases infront of my house she alwayz luk around 2 c me,i tink i shld 4get abt her,what d u think rumiz?

Tonye-t:
trying not to say this, its really wierd though

i wore my sisters pants in a hurry to catch up a cab from my boss,

how it happened: nepa took light, and the day was still dark so i couldnt really see well, so i took this thing and wore on me, and it was so soft, in rush i thought it was maybe the water i did not wipe from my yansh, as i got into the car, men it was as dou i wear woman for my body, i couldnt really understand, until i reach office, go toilet con see am, men i shout for the toilet , fellow colleagues think say my prick fall for inside toilet

men i hate thinking of that day


ask me what happened next: i threw that stuff only Gaaad knows where, and for the first time in my life i wore a suit trousers without boxers nor panties, men it was hell, when the d**ck kick na trouble



^{sighs and leaves here laughing}

cldnt control myself but buahahahahahah

djslam:
I ve fingered a girl durin her period, , yuck, But she asked for it. Heard they are aroused mostly durin that period

Dats gross!

Hmm craziest thing I have done? Hmm well back in secondary school there was this girl in the senior class with big boobs Kia those boobs were damm big for her age me and my friends always wondered how it will feel like to squeeze those boobs so a price was placed for anyone who will touch those boobs I said will, we waiting during closing hours I saw her standing at the back of the class na so I gather liver went behind her with my two hands I just grabbed and squeezed those two big melons on her chast and started running to my surprise she just turned and laughed saying to me you will see what will happen to you on Monday cause it was on Friday I missed school for three days