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10 Deceitful Things Guys Do To Get Under Ladies Skirt by Nobody: 5:56pm On Jun 02, 2015
I have zero tolerance for devious guys whose aim is to explore ladies body and proceed to the next unlucky innocent candidate. Sometimes I blame the silly ladies for been gullible in taking decision as regards falling for deceitful guys.

In recent time, guys that show desperation and gratitude for sex will always outweigh those that are able to curb their intimate feelings.

However, the act of desperation displayed by these ferocious dudes just to getting under a lady's skirt are highlighted below


1. Girlfriend Denial

Even if they are in a relationship, they claim single, that is, they deny their girlfriend in the presence of the lady, and give her reasons to confide in them. "Because of konji, craw craw dey scratch their machine gun dey make them lie pass devil. God dey watch una o"


2. Living A Fake and Flamboyant Life

They are so fake that they live the lives of others. Just because their friends' houses look better than theirs, those with low self esteem will take ladies to their friends' houses claiming it's theirs. Also, na dem person go see 4 daylight dey show swags with borrowed leather jacket but for night na dansiki be their outfit.

3. They Show Extreme Care and Attention

Guys who want to get under ladies skirts becomes unnecessarily caring and act like dummies. They can bore her with frequent calls as if their lives depend on her. More so, they appear as the heaven sent, giving the lady seamless attention. When they finally get under her skirt, their chase, care and attention diminishes.

4. Spending lavishly on her during date


This is not applied to some cases because some guys have genuine reasons for spending on a lady. On the other hand, some guys do that in other to get under a ladies skirt which works for them as the lady herself is a glutton. The lady'll be like 'Chai! I neva give Kingtom dat tin and him don dey spend like this, if i give am nko, na to buy me heaven remain o!''

5. They Use Sexy Voice and Luring tongue to damage lady's defence


Cool baritone voice appears to be sexy by ladies as it melt their heart like ice water. Guys use this kind of voice making it more soothing and add sweet words to completing the transfer window on her body.

6. They prepare delicious meal and play romantic song during her visitation

During her visit, they slot in R&B songs like boyz2men, Michael Bolton, etc and as well arrange delicacies just to turn the lady on. Ladies, Imagine a sweet meal, a cool song, a captivating environment(blue light, etc). Shey una no go fall?

7. Asking Unnecessarily Questions

They will ask her if she's feeling heat even though the AC frequency is very high. This is a bid to know if she will fall prey. Once the lady says she feeling heat and takes off her shirt. Gbaaaaaam !!! The rest is history


8. Forcing Her To Take Alcohol

Those who lack courage to make advances will try to force her into taking a little amount of alcohol. This is just to make her get tipsy and lost focus of the next scenario.

9. They Play Porn Videos

Some of them will play porn videos and act like it was mistaken for an American movie. This is to put the lady in the mood.


10. Dancing to her tune

A guy trying to get under a lady's skirt will always do her biding. He doesn't scold her for doing anything wrong in other not to get her angry so dat show no go spoil....A guy who truly loves you will always point out your mistakes and correct you when you are wrong.

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Re: 10 Deceitful Things Guys Do To Get Under Ladies Skirt by tosyne2much(m): 5:58pm On Jun 02, 2015
Even God knows that I will be the first to comment on a thread like this

Fortunately and unfortunately, i haven't even done any of these cos I don't even know what a kitty-cat looks like


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I dedicate this plot of land to Mhizkel cool

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Re: 10 Deceitful Things Guys Do To Get Under Ladies Skirt by Nobody: 5:58pm On Jun 02, 2015
mr wristwatch, so tosyne2much has also influenced u abi


one pain full thing is that most ladies never learn

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Re: 10 Deceitful Things Guys Do To Get Under Ladies Skirt by Nobody: 5:58pm On Jun 02, 2015
cool

Tosyne2much weldone oo! No be only guys "boxer" na guys "wrestler" u for talk grin
Re: 10 Deceitful Things Guys Do To Get Under Ladies Skirt by kinglekan: 6:01pm On Jun 02, 2015
Wristwatch talking from experience. cheesy

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Re: 10 Deceitful Things Guys Do To Get Under Ladies Skirt by Nobody: 6:01pm On Jun 02, 2015
God knows tosyne2much will never be absent in this kind of thread. cheesy
Re: 10 Deceitful Things Guys Do To Get Under Ladies Skirt by moremuch1(m): 6:02pm On Jun 02, 2015
Really
Re: 10 Deceitful Things Guys Do To Get Under Ladies Skirt by Nobody: 6:02pm On Jun 02, 2015
kinglekan:

Wristwatch talking from experience. cheesy


grin grin
Re: 10 Deceitful Things Guys Do To Get Under Ladies Skirt by Nobody: 6:03pm On Jun 02, 2015
Okay ,,,no 2 is the worst . Guys that do such should be hunted down by the EFCC.
Re: 10 Deceitful Things Guys Do To Get Under Ladies Skirt by Mhizkel(f): 6:03pm On Jun 02, 2015
ROTFLMAO..cheesy
some are even ready to wipe your butt whenever you poo.. grin



Thank God say i no dey wear skirt! cheesy wink

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Re: 10 Deceitful Things Guys Do To Get Under Ladies Skirt by Nobody: 6:06pm On Jun 02, 2015
KiidaACE:
Okay ,,,no 2 is the worst .
Guys that do such should be hunted down by the EFCC.

Hahaha. Wetin concern EFCC with relationship affairs na
Re: 10 Deceitful Things Guys Do To Get Under Ladies Skirt by peeparty(m): 6:06pm On Jun 02, 2015
am so guilty of number #3 jor oo,wetin man go do sef.abi nobi pilapsy you want so u get work for am
Re: 10 Deceitful Things Guys Do To Get Under Ladies Skirt by agarawu23(m): 6:07pm On Jun 02, 2015
some guys will do all this stuff and he will still never visit the Lady's website grin

that moment when you put porn and the Lady is already standing up to take her leave, na conji go kill u tongue

that moment when you lend money from friends just to show the Lady you her loaded so you could visit her website but when coming to visit you, she came with her two friends.

you forced her to take alcohol not knowing the Lady herself is a drunkard grin bro, na you the alcohol go catch o. before you wake up the Lady don vamut grin

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Re: 10 Deceitful Things Guys Do To Get Under Ladies Skirt by Nobody: 6:08pm On Jun 02, 2015
peeparty:
am so guilty of number #3 jor oo,wetin man go do sef.abi nobi pilapsy you want so u get work for am

My son, your sins are forgiven. Sin no more cheesy
Re: 10 Deceitful Things Guys Do To Get Under Ladies Skirt by peeparty(m): 6:09pm On Jun 02, 2015
but obio how u take sabi this tins?it taks eyen ino to know eyen ino
Re: 10 Deceitful Things Guys Do To Get Under Ladies Skirt by Nobody: 6:09pm On Jun 02, 2015
so true! guys are so cunny & smart to get a babe laid and after that off they go.


babes be watchful for the devourers cos they have nothing to offer.


anyway smart babes can outsmart them too.


fake guys my foot.
Re: 10 Deceitful Things Guys Do To Get Under Ladies Skirt by tosyne2much(m): 6:09pm On Jun 02, 2015
6ty6ix:
mr wrist.watch, so tosyne2much has also influenced u abi


one pain full thing is that most ladies never learn
Hahaha cheesy
Re: 10 Deceitful Things Guys Do To Get Under Ladies Skirt by Nobody: 6:10pm On Jun 02, 2015
6ty6ix:
mr wristwatch, so tosyne2much has also influenced u abi


one pain full thing is that most ladies never learn

We go neck to neck dear but I respect him a lot. cheesy
Re: 10 Deceitful Things Guys Do To Get Under Ladies Skirt by agarawu23(m): 6:10pm On Jun 02, 2015
Midehi:
so true! guys are so cunny & smart to get a babe laid and after that off they go.


babes be watchful for the devourers cos they have nothing to offer.
anyway smart babes can outsmart them too.
fake guys my foot.
smart babes? abi wetin you talk
Re: 10 Deceitful Things Guys Do To Get Under Ladies Skirt by Mhizkel(f): 6:10pm On Jun 02, 2015
tosyne2much:
Even God knows that I will be the first to comment on a thread like this


I dedicate this plot of land to Mhizkel cool

cheesy grin
Re: 10 Deceitful Things Guys Do To Get Under Ladies Skirt by peeparty(m): 6:11pm On Jun 02, 2015
actually nobi all d go oo.we still got some gud guys who stick around to mk d bae his friend
Midehi:
so true! guys are so cunny & smart to get a babe laid and after that off they go.


babes be watchful for the devourers cos they have nothing to offer.


anyway smart babes can outsmart them too.


fake guys my foot.
Re: 10 Deceitful Things Guys Do To Get Under Ladies Skirt by Mhizkel(f): 6:12pm On Jun 02, 2015
peeparty:
but obio how u take sabi this tins?it taks eyen ino to know eyen ino
cheesy
Re: 10 Deceitful Things Guys Do To Get Under Ladies Skirt by Nobody: 6:13pm On Jun 02, 2015
Midehi:
so true! guys are so cunny & smart to get a babe laid and after that off they go.


babes be watchful for the devourers cos they have nothing to offer.


anyway smart babes can outsmart them too.


fake guys my foot.

Hahahaha. Midehi don vex oo
Re: 10 Deceitful Things Guys Do To Get Under Ladies Skirt by doublewisdom: 6:14pm On Jun 02, 2015
That #7 is hilarious. grin grin grin grin
Re: 10 Deceitful Things Guys Do To Get Under Ladies Skirt by Enegod(m): 6:16pm On Jun 02, 2015
undecided
Re: 10 Deceitful Things Guys Do To Get Under Ladies Skirt by 2dice(m): 6:16pm On Jun 02, 2015
The ladies knws about all these stuff ... They want sex too in asmuch they no dey show am for face ...
Re: 10 Deceitful Things Guys Do To Get Under Ladies Skirt by IceSplash(f): 6:16pm On Jun 02, 2015
Ehen so dats why ben sweeps,cooks and borrow dvd wenever a babe is coming 2 visit him
Re: 10 Deceitful Things Guys Do To Get Under Ladies Skirt by ronald4lif(m): 6:16pm On Jun 02, 2015
Show me a guy who hasn't done any of these and there you have a virgin. And his V status would likely remain same until he employs at least one of these gimmicks.

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Re: 10 Deceitful Things Guys Do To Get Under Ladies Skirt by tosyne2much(m): 6:17pm On Jun 02, 2015
Teempakguy:
God knows tosyne2much will never be absent in this kind of thread. cheesy
Baba I no dey dey absent for this kind thread



Let's see how this thread unfolds.. I dey wait make ladies come talk their own
Re: 10 Deceitful Things Guys Do To Get Under Ladies Skirt by Nobody: 6:18pm On Jun 02, 2015
wristwatch:


Hahaha. Wetin concern EFCC with relationship affairs na
lol,,it's corruption of the highest order naa.,and the mumu will believe him oo.
Some can even form fake call about a ghost business deal worth millions in the girl's presence..
So my brother,we need the efcc in this matter
Re: 10 Deceitful Things Guys Do To Get Under Ladies Skirt by peeparty(m): 6:21pm On Jun 02, 2015
we are really guilty of some point above.bak den i remember controlling one top model from another state for a visit.i had to go borrow one of the girls in my compound her generating set.just to mk d babe feel ok.lol
Re: 10 Deceitful Things Guys Do To Get Under Ladies Skirt by Nobody: 6:21pm On Jun 02, 2015
Op you are a pot calling a stainless plate black grin wristwatch swear say you never do any of those, especially the porn issh.

If your answer says no, then how do you find your way to them ladies hole, abi you no do straff, grin grin

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