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The Very Foolish Miser: by jpj(m): 11:56am On Feb 18, 2009
There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife."

So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him.

Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!" she had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket.

Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away.

Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in the casket."

She said, "Yes, I promised. I'm a good christian, I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."

"You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?"

"I sure did, " said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check.
Re: The Very Foolish Miser: by clemcykul(f): 10:19am On Feb 19, 2009
lol
Re: The Very Foolish Miser: by romsky: 10:22am On Feb 19, 2009
sittin on my butt
Re: The Very Foolish Miser: by Ben13: 10:37am On Feb 19, 2009
real smart wife grin
Re: The Very Foolish Miser: by clemcykul(f): 10:58am On Feb 19, 2009
a smart ass she is.
Re: The Very Foolish Miser: by Ben13: 2:12pm On Feb 19, 2009
smart ass you say kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Re: The Very Foolish Miser: by clemcykul(f): 11:36am On Feb 20, 2009
i hate kisses kiss grin angry
Re: The Very Foolish Miser: by D1KeleVra(m): 8:00pm On Feb 22, 2009
How about pecks?? ?? ?? kiss
Re: The Very Foolish Miser: by clemcykul(f): 11:32am On Feb 23, 2009
i hate pecks too.
Re: The Very Foolish Miser: by D1KeleVra(m): 11:51am On Feb 23, 2009
xoxoxoxo?? ?? ??
Re: The Very Foolish Miser: by clemcykul(f): 12:17pm On Feb 23, 2009
is that your signature?
Re: The Very Foolish Miser: by romsky: 12:24pm On Feb 23, 2009
signifies kisses & hugs 4 my favorite person

Re: The Very Foolish Miser: by clemcykul(f): 12:32pm On Feb 23, 2009
aww am so touched *smiles whole heartedly*
Re: The Very Foolish Miser: by romsky: 12:34pm On Feb 23, 2009
ma pleasure is in pleasuring u
Re: The Very Foolish Miser: by clemcykul(f): 1:09pm On Feb 23, 2009
keep pleasuring me. thanks dear

*smiles shyly*
Re: The Very Foolish Miser: by romsky: 1:12pm On Feb 23, 2009
wen u bcome shy
Re: The Very Foolish Miser: by D1KeleVra(m): 1:26pm On Feb 23, 2009
When i appeared in the doorway. cheesy
Re: The Very Foolish Miser: by romsky: 2:03pm On Feb 23, 2009
but d cotton was drawn close
Re: The Very Foolish Miser: by D1KeleVra(m): 2:19pm On Feb 23, 2009
is-a-lie!!
Re: The Very Foolish Miser: by clemcykul(f): 2:52pm On Feb 23, 2009
its a true!

@rommie am very shy, if its a lie ask ben *blinks*
Re: The Very Foolish Miser: by romsky: 5:20pm On Feb 23, 2009
ben dat can lie even in drims
Re: The Very Foolish Miser: by D1KeleVra(m): 5:40pm On Feb 23, 2009
u don't say!!
Re: The Very Foolish Miser: by sylve11: 6:13pm On Feb 23, 2009
romade:

ben dat can lie even in drims

lol! ben d' linus
Re: The Very Foolish Miser: by dani1luv: 7:10pm On Feb 23, 2009
linus shocked
Re: The Very Foolish Miser: by weirdklade(m): 12:42am On Feb 24, 2009
I can't help but laugh to this cheesy
Re: The Very Foolish Miser: by CrazyMan(m): 2:35am On Feb 24, 2009
I love that woman. stop staring at me like that, that now what I mean
Re: The Very Foolish Miser: by Ben13: 9:11am On Feb 24, 2009
you don dey see spirit
Re: The Very Foolish Miser: by D1KeleVra(m): 9:52am On Feb 24, 2009
. . .or double?
Re: The Very Foolish Miser: by CrazyMan(m): 10:33am On Feb 24, 2009
Una no well o!
Re: The Very Foolish Miser: by Ben13: 10:38am On Feb 24, 2009
Was he sick yesterday?
Re: The Very Foolish Miser: by CrazyMan(m): 10:47am On Feb 24, 2009
Maybe but he look exactly like you. The same big head, small dic k and pot belley. smiley
Re: The Very Foolish Miser: by D1KeleVra(m): 11:25am On Feb 24, 2009
angry

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