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10 Dating Commandments For Guys by DanceVille: 4:14pm On Jun 11, 2015


Written And Compiled By:DanceVille..

Counter thread of:www.nairaland.com/2288194110/10-dating-commandments-ladies
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Lemme quickly step out of the way to allow you digest every bit of the commandments.Where they knock on your head, allow the pain to penetrate very well.
After all, Chloroquine is bitter yet it is used in dealing with malaria.I'm out of the way.The next voice you'll hear is yours..
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1. Thou shall not indulge in any illegal sex activities.Such men don't usually have ambitious for their future.

2. Thou shall never fight over a lady.Such ladies usually don't have regard for guys.
Guys, you can ask around if you're in doubt.

3. Thou shall not remain in a violent relationship.She's supposed to be your sweetheart not a punching bag.If he's looking for whom to punch, refer him to 'Mayweather', Ladies, abi?

4. Thou shall not date any lady with Ulterior motives.It's not worth it.It's very irritating and disgusting.
Guys beware!

5. Thou shall be good to ladies but be firm.Yes firm but don't scare them away.

6. If your purpose for financing a lady is to keep her, that could be a big mistake.Thou shall finance for the right reasons.

7. Thou, shall not do revenge relationship a.k.a let me show my girlfriend I can flirt too.Guys, you're inflicting more injuries on yourself.

8. As soon as thou can, let your girl show her face to your people.Your sister or brother or mother.This is the new key.

9. Material possessions are good but thou shall never let them be the number one factor in choosing a woman.

10. Thou shall compliment a woman on something other than appearance.

Bonus: Thou shall not expect sex in exchange for paying bills...


Feel free to add yours!
Comments are highly welcome...
Cc:lalasticlala

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Re: 10 Dating Commandments For Guys by Sveen: 4:17pm On Jun 11, 2015
#Crap
Re: 10 Dating Commandments For Guys by BeeBeeOoh(m): 4:19pm On Jun 11, 2015
11. Thou suppose to increase the commandment upto 20 in numbers..
Re: 10 Dating Commandments For Guys by DaZion(m): 4:20pm On Jun 11, 2015
Nice write-up dude.
Re: 10 Dating Commandments For Guys by DaZion(m): 4:22pm On Jun 11, 2015
Thou shall not lie to a girl when dating.. Thou shall not talk about your ex. Thou shall respect your girlfriend words..
Re: 10 Dating Commandments For Guys by peeparty(m): 4:34pm On Jun 11, 2015
Niice@op. Wetin concern me sef?I don't date oo
Re: 10 Dating Commandments For Guys by DanceVille: 4:37pm On Jun 11, 2015
BeeBeeOoh:
11. Thou suppose to increase the commandment upto 20 in numbers..
Lol! Why don't you do the rest.
Re: 10 Dating Commandments For Guys by DanceVille: 4:39pm On Jun 11, 2015
peeparty:
Niice@op. Wetin concern me sef?I don't date oo
Hmmm! Lying..
Re: 10 Dating Commandments For Guys by peeparty(m): 4:46pm On Jun 11, 2015
DanceVille:
Hmmm! Lying..
am not sir.daht waste of time
Re: 10 Dating Commandments For Guys by BeeBeeOoh(m): 4:54pm On Jun 11, 2015
DanceVille:
Lol! Why don't you do the rest.
only if I'm the Op..
Re: 10 Dating Commandments For Guys by ipreach: 4:56pm On Jun 11, 2015
well written


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Re: 10 Dating Commandments For Guys by babs01(m): 4:58pm On Jun 11, 2015
u try
Re: 10 Dating Commandments For Guys by Nobody: 5:09pm On Jun 11, 2015
shocked shocked shocked


All for us undecided
Re: 10 Dating Commandments For Guys by rosy4u(f): 5:41pm On Jun 11, 2015
Mmm ..... Interesting kiss
Re: 10 Dating Commandments For Guys by Nobody: 5:52pm On Jun 11, 2015
Rules are meant to be broken buddy.

No one is freaking perfect. Sometimes we can't just help but act foolishly, I guess that's the spice of life.

If we can't keep God's ten commandments, how much more Danceville's? cheesy

That said, I'll never beat a woman, that's one rule I'll never break, not even in my drunk state.

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