NICKNAMES
-If laura, Kate and Sarah go out for launch, they
will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
-If Mike, Dave and John goes out, they will
affectionately refer to each other as fat boy, aboki,
iti, dick head and fowl etc.
MONEY
-A man will pay 50# for a 20# item he needs.
-A woman will pay 20# for a 50# item she doesn't
need but its on sale.
BATHROOMS
-A man has 6 items in his bathroom ; toothbrush,
toothpaste, shaving stick, shampoo, soap and a
towel.
-The average number of items in a woman's
bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to
identify more than 20 of these items.
ARGUMENTS
-A woman has the last word in any argument.
-Anything a man says after that is the beginning
of another argument.
FUTURE
-A woman worries about the future until she gets
a husband.
-A man might never worry about the future until
he gets a wife.
SUCCESS
-A successful man is one who makes more money
than his wife can spend.
-A successful woman is one who can find such a
man.
MARRIAGE
-A woman marries a man expecting he would
change, but he doesn't.
-A man marries a woman expecting she won't
change, but she does.
DRESSING UP
-A woman will dress up to go shopping, buy
agege bread, dry clothes, empty trash, read a
book and get who is on the door.
-A man will dress up for weddings, dates, and
funeral.
NATURAL
-Men wake up as good looking as they went to
bed.
-Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
OFFSPRING
- A woman knows all about her children’s, she
knows about the common occurring illness, secret
fears, best friend, favorite food, dreams and hope.
- A man is vaguely aware sometimes of the
important aspect of his children.


source: geniusvilla.net

Fact

Odikwa egwu!!!

quite Romantic


funi though

..

princemi:

NICKNAMES
-If laura, Kate and Sarah go out for launch, they
will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
-If Mike, Dave and John goes out, they will
affectionately refer to each other as fat boy, aboki,
iti, dick head and fowl etc.
MONEY
-A man will pay 50# for a 20# item he needs.
-A woman will pay 20# for a 50# item she doesn't
need but its on sale.
BATHROOMS
-A man has 6 items in his bathroom ; toothbrush,
toothpaste, shaving stick, shampoo, soap and a
towel.
-The average number of items in a woman's
bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to
identify more than 20 of these items.
ARGUMENTS
-A woman has the last word in any argument.
-Anything a man says after that is the beginning
of another argument.
FUTURE
-A woman worries about the future until she gets
a husband.
-A man might never worry about the future until
he gets a wife.
SUCCESS
-A successful man is one who makes more money
than his wife can spend.
-A successful woman is one who can find such a
man.
MARRIAGE
-A woman marries a man expecting he would
change, but he doesn't.
-A man marries a woman expecting she won't
change, but she does.
DRESSING UP
-A woman will dress up to go shopping, buy
agege bread, dry clothes, empty trash, read a
book and get who is on the door.
-A man will dress up for weddings, dates, and
funeral.
NATURAL
-Men wake up as good looking as they went to
bed.
-Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
OFFSPRING
- A woman knows all about her children’s, she
knows about the common occurring illness, secret
fears, best friend, favorite food, dreams and hope.
- A man is vaguely aware sometimes of the
important aspect of his children.


source: geniusvilla.net

lol you really make sense...especially that arguemenet and future thinking aspect infact everything is real and true

sinaj:
quite Romantic

.. Whats so romantic in ds..?.. U really nid a guy in ur life..

If you see a group of women sitting quietly then one thing is sure.



They are friends and all of them are there so there's no absent member to gossip about.

demmy0325:
.. Whats so romantic in ds..?.. U really nid a guy in ur life..

I dont xpect dumb fella lyk you to notice dat I was being Sarcastic


U r d one dat nid a lady in ya life, a wise one

sinaj:



I dont xpect dumb fella lyk you to notice dat I was being Sarcastic


U r d one dat nid a lady in ya life, a wise one

..someone tellin me i cnt ntice she is being sacarstic cnt evn ntic wen someone is either.... Wel.. I will call her a fool.. A wise one at that... Gues that word really touch U.... Thats y U had to carry it al ova Ur head...



Its non of ma biz if U get a guy or nt..

#TrueStory

demmy0325:
..someone tellin me i cnt ntice she is being sacarstic cnt evn ntic wen someone is either.... Wel.. I will call her a fool.. A wise one at that... Gues that word really touch U.... Thats y U had to carry it al ova Ur head...



Its non of ma biz if U get a guy or nt..

u gotta review ya post coz u makin fool of ya sef

gat no time or m.b to waste on ya

gotcha get a blanket for ya brain i fink itz cold.

*kiss*

sinaj:


u gotta review ya post coz u makin fool of ya sef

gat no time or m.b to waste on ya

gotcha get a blanket for ya brain i fink itz cold.

*kiss*

.. Jst go siddon smwia... Ur vei dry...

Men always rocks

demmy0325:
.. Whats so romantic in ds..?.. U really nid a guy in ur life..

n dat guy is u?? considering ur profile says alone n happy

Tallesty1:
If you see a group of women sitting quietly then one thing is sure.



They are friends and all of them are there so there's no absent member to gossip about.

most times they end up gossiping abt u d innocent passer by, either how ur shoe doesn't match ur shirt or how ur trouser is out of fashion

SuPeRq:
Fact

ikr

libertyfather:


lol you really make sense...especially that arguemenet and future thinking aspect infact everything is real and true

Abi?

Nice writeup dude!

Your head is there!!!

lol!

Omoshiroye!!!

coldHeat:
Nice writeup dude!
Your head is there!!!
lol!
Omoshiroye!!!

tnx man, credit to geniusvilla.net

WORD!

Tallesty1:
If you see a group of women sitting quietly then one thing is sure.



They are friends and all of them are there so there's no absent member to gossip about.

Lol..

Nice fact

princemi:

tnx man, credit to geniusvilla.net

Yes, u must give credit to on blog or the other. Shifty lifters!

ikeepitreal:

Yes, u must give credit to on blog or the other. Shifty lifters!

wateva man

True facts!!!!