HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:
1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him with peace
4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
5. Don't bother him with his movements
So what's so hard about that?
HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY:
It's really not too difficult but... To make a woman
happy, a
man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly
45. go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about
where she
goes
BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. never forget
*birthdays
*anniversaries
*valentine
*arrangements she makes
54.U must satisfy her in bed
Men are in big trouble..

Women are specially created

Beesluv:
Women are specially created

When God was running short of materials

Tallesty1:
When God was running short of materials

God took his time to create women

Wow...you came up with up to 5 ways to make a man happy! I can beat that:

Version 2.0 on how to make a man happy

1. Fill up his stomach
2. Empty his testicles (#balls)

How to make a woman happy?

1. Um.....
2. Huh....
3. Hmm.....
4. Uh.......
5. .........
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50......................
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100................*scratching head*


1000............*cricket chirping*

Xiadnat:
Wow...you came up with up to 5 ways to make a man happy! I can beat that:

Version 2.0 on how to make a man happy

1. Fill up his stomach
2. Empty his testicles (#balls)

How to make a woman happy?

1. Um.....
2. Huh....
3. Hmm.....
4. Uh.......
5. ...................

sup friend

Lmao ladies human version of............

Cutehector:
sup friend

Happy Sunday Cutie-sy

Xiadnat:

Happy Sunday Cutie-sy

lol wats d suffix sy mean

Beesluv:




God took his time to create women

Please, even God himself don't know what makes a woman tick.

Case in point: a Joke....

A man achieved sainthood and God granted him a wish for anything he wants.

This man had always wanted to travel, but he has a fear of flying.

So, he asked for God to build him a bridge across the globe, so he can drive instead.

God sighed and said "I am sorry child, I simply cannot do that".

God said; ask me for another. The man said, okay; I've always had trouble understanding women; tell me, God, what does it take to make or keep a woman happy?

God took a long pause and then said; "so, how many lanes do you want with that bridge, 2 or 4 lanes"......


LMAO. Classic! Women and their wahala. Funny creatures, we be. I don't even know what makes me tick sef

Beesluv:
Women are specially created

Bullshiit!

Cutehector:
lol wats d suffix sy mean

exaggeration or extension of your cuteness....

a term of endearment. ;-)

Xiadnat:

That's why women are special. You guys should keep your research on women going

xynerise:

Bullshiit!

Jealous?

Pray to come as a woman in your next world

Xiadnat:


exaggeration or extension of your cuteness....

a term of endearment. ;-)

lols, hws life ova dr? Hope u enjoyin urself?

Beesluv:

Jealous?
Pray to come as a woman in your next world

Tufiakwa!!