1. She Insists You Keep The Door Wide Open
A lady visited me yesterday “gbaaaam”, na so I lock door.
The lady stood up immediately and demanded I opened
the door, saying she was suffocating of heat. For inside
rain ? Haba nawa ooooo. I bet she didn’t trust me grin
2. She Tells Her Friend To Keep Ringing Her Up
If you are a very good observer, I trust you might have
noticed it. Once she starts seeing your moves, she will
PING or send her friend a on Whatsapp/BBM, that she
should do the needful. Suddenly, her fone will start
ringing at intervals, she will pick and start begging the
person to kindly give her 5minutes to show up
3. She Suddenly Says She’s Going Home
Someone intended to spend 3hours with you; she had
barely spent 45mins, and starts heading towards the door
when she notices your boxers is having a different shape,
she says “my mom should be expecting me by now cos I told her I wouldn’t stay long”
4. She Refuses To Sit Down
There was a time a junior college of mine paid me a visit.
She entered into my room and refused to sit on the chair or
bed. Babe sit down for bed na, she no gree; oyah sit down
for chair den, she no gree; oyah sit down on top rug den,
she no gree oooo… Could you believe this lady said she
was comfortable and stood for nearly 30 minutes
5. She Tells You She’s On Her Period
This is very common. One even asked for the toilet, saying
she wanted to change her pad. Immediately, I begin para
Like person wey breeze blow him original Bsc certificate
for inside gutter
6. She Acts Like She’s So Much Interested In watching A
Movie
Even if the movies is very boring, they will focus on the
movie as if they are writing their final year exam grin
7. She Says She Doesn’t Visit Guys
In the course of discussion, she will tell you that you are
the first guy that she will be stepping her feet into his
room. This is to signal to you that courtesy demands you
don’t initiate s*x
8. She Wears Tight A Jean Trouser
This is another way ladies try to secure themselves. Those
who are not too sure of themselves will wear a jean trouser that will be as tight as escaping from Kirikiri grin
9. She Brings Her Friend Along
She never told you prior to her arrival that she will be
coming with a friend. She suddenly showed up with her
friend. It’s just one of those things grin
10. She Pretends To Be fasting
Even if she’s not, she will pretend to be fasting in a bid to
signal to you that No show at all. Funny enough, some of
them will mistakenly eat bubble gum grin.

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ABJDOT:
1. She Insists You Keep The Door Wide Open
A lady visited me yesterday “gbaaaam”, na so I lock door.
The lady stood up immediately and demanded I opened
the door, saying she was suffocating of heat. For inside
rain ? Haba nawa ooooo. I bet she didn’t trust me grin
2. She Tells Her Friend To Keep Ringing Her Up
If you are a very good observer, I trust you might have
noticed it. Once she starts seeing your moves, she will
PING or send her friend a on Whatsapp/BBM, that she
should do the needful. Suddenly, her fone will start
ringing at intervals, she will pick and start begging the
person to kindly give her 5minutes to show up
3. She Suddenly Says She’s Going Home
Someone intended to spend 3hours with you; she had
barely spent 45mins, and starts heading towards the door
when she notices your boxers is having a different shape,
she says “my mom should be expecting me by now cos I told her I wouldn’t stay long”
4. She Refuses To Sit Down
There was a time a junior college of mine paid me a visit.
She entered into my room and refused to sit on the chair or
bed. Babe sit down for bed na, she no gree; oyah sit down
for chair den, she no gree; oyah sit down on top rug den,
she no gree oooo… Could you believe this lady said she
was comfortable and stood for nearly 30 minutes
5. She Tells You She’s On Her Period
This is very common. One even asked for the toilet, saying
she wanted to change her pad. Immediately, I begin para
Like person wey breeze blow him original Bsc certificate
for inside gutter
6. She Acts Like She’s So Much Interested In watching A
Movie
Even if the movies is very boring, they will focus on the
movie as if they are writing their final year exam grin
7. She Says She Doesn’t Visit Guys
In the course of discussion, she will tell you that you are
the first guy that she will be stepping her feet into his
room. This is to signal to you that courtesy demands you
don’t initiate s*x
8. She Wears Tight A Jean Trouser
This is another way ladies try to secure themselves. Those
who are not too sure of themselves will wear a jean trouser that will be as tight as escaping from Kirikiri grin
9. She Brings Her Friend Along
She never told you prior to her arrival that she will be
coming with a friend. She suddenly showed up with her
friend. It’s just one of those things grin
10. She Pretends To Be fasting
Even if she’s not, she will pretend to be fasting in a bid to
signal to you that No show at all. Funny enough, some of
them will mistakenly eat bubble gum grin.

Feel free to add yours.......#ABJDOT theme

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Also makes you know she has a pepper spray...

inaddition she wud raise her voice wen talkn

I don't know who copied who, or maybe this is not an original post from the duo. Is it you or Tosyn2much?

dominionangel:
I don't know who copied who, or maybe this is not an original post from the duo. Is it you or Tosyn2much?

i taya o.. I guess.. Our films writers are going out of stories.