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Fake Me, I Fake You God No Go Vex. by AloyEmeka9: 8:11pm On Feb 27, 2009
Why is it that women attract men with fake boobs, fake nails, fake hair etc but whenever men give them a fake Gucci or Coach bag, they complain and get mad?. Do we complain when you women show us fake boobs or fake nails?.  If you appease me with fake things, is it not appropriate for me to appease you with fake things too?  Na kweshion/ajuju I dey ask oooo.   grin grin grin

Thank God it's Friday


Meet me at club 10. grin grin grin
Re: Fake Me, I Fake You God No Go Vex. by AloyEmeka9: 8:13pm On Feb 27, 2009
This question is not applicable to women that keep it real.
Re: Fake Me, I Fake You God No Go Vex. by spikedcylinder: 8:46pm On Feb 27, 2009
Abeg carry go jor. That fake coach back, which colour? tongue grin
Re: Fake Me, I Fake You God No Go Vex. by StFunmi(f): 8:47pm On Feb 27, 2009
Abeg carry go jor. That fake coach back, which colour?
Roflmao  grin cheesy grin grin
Re: Fake Me, I Fake You God No Go Vex. by Nobody: 8:54pm On Feb 27, 2009
fake hair,
fake boobies
fake nail
fake etc etc
. . . . . . . im definitely not buying her nothing. not even bend down select
Re: Fake Me, I Fake You God No Go Vex. by StFunmi(f): 8:59pm On Feb 27, 2009
fake hair,
fake boobies
fake nail
fake etc etc
. . . . . . . im definitely not buying her nothing. not even bend down select
Stop making excuses for being cheap jare. tongue tongue
Re: Fake Me, I Fake You God No Go Vex. by Hollysmile: 9:10pm On Feb 27, 2009
Emeka, carry go! Keep sharin fake designers, one day dem gals go give u fake toto - toto wey carry AIDS! And u go chop witout; even if u use condom, e go burst!
Fake annoy - sorry, Aloy!
Onu azu!
Re: Fake Me, I Fake You God No Go Vex. by DaPhoenix(f): 9:10pm On Feb 27, 2009
Many of you guys can't even afford the fake bags so what's up?
Re: Fake Me, I Fake You God No Go Vex. by StFunmi(f): 9:16pm On Feb 27, 2009
Emeka, carry go! Keep sharin fake designers, one day dem gals go give u fake toto - toto wey carry AIDS! And u go chop witout; even if u use condom, e go burst!
Fake annoy - sorry, Aloy!
Onu azu!

roflmao grin grin grin
Re: Fake Me, I Fake You God No Go Vex. by Nobody: 9:24pm On Feb 27, 2009
Hollysmile:

Emeka, carry go! Keep sharin fake designers, one day dem gals go give u fake toto - toto wey carry AIDS! And u go chop witout; even if u use condom, e go burst!
Fake annoy - sorry, Aloy!
Onu azu!

FLAWLESS
Re: Fake Me, I Fake You God No Go Vex. by Treetop20(m): 9:26pm On Feb 27, 2009
lol cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
some fake bags aren't cheap
Re: Fake Me, I Fake You God No Go Vex. by StFunmi(f): 9:42pm On Feb 27, 2009
lol Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
some fake bags aren't cheap

This one is even complaining about the cost of fake ass bag, wonders shall never end. You guys are so cheap.
Re: Fake Me, I Fake You God No Go Vex. by Gabry(f): 4:52am On Feb 28, 2009
@Topic,

because fake boobs, fake lips, fake everything around the body is damn expensive while your fake bags and fake wallets are too cheap to be true. Thos fake women had gone under the knife torturing theirself by going through so much pain while spending a bomb hell outta money for guys to like them and in the end, they get offended when you spen like 1 Naira item on them.


As for me, I aint going through a knife and i dont give a toss whether the guy likes me or not.


Id rather be Mr Bean than brad Pitt angry
Re: Fake Me, I Fake You God No Go Vex. by DaPhoenix(f): 4:54am On Feb 28, 2009
Gabrywyl, how the heck are you at 15131 posts?
Re: Fake Me, I Fake You God No Go Vex. by CrazyMan(m): 5:11am On Feb 28, 2009
@Poster. You forgot to add fake organism.
Re: Fake Me, I Fake You God No Go Vex. by Treetop20(m): 5:14am On Feb 28, 2009
crazykid:

@Poster. You forgot to add fake organism.
only unexperienced men won't notice
the difference
Re: Fake Me, I Fake You God No Go Vex. by DaPhoenix(f): 5:15am On Feb 28, 2009
Re: Fake Me, I Fake You God No Go Vex. by sexyLeamon(f): 5:15am On Feb 28, 2009
Aloy.Emeka:

Why is it that women attract men with fake boobs, fake nails, fake hair etc
because men like extremly good looking women and every one is not blessed with such look.
Re: Fake Me, I Fake You God No Go Vex. by jamace(m): 6:55am On Feb 28, 2009
cool cool
Re: Fake Me, I Fake You God No Go Vex. by Nobody: 7:29am On Feb 28, 2009
na wa o, Hmmm una no go kill me for hia. . . What about the fake love because of recharge cards?
Re: Fake Me, I Fake You God No Go Vex. by Czarskit(m): 7:51am On Feb 28, 2009
Fake spinning. . . tongue
Re: Fake Me, I Fake You God No Go Vex. by StFunmi(f): 8:18am On Feb 28, 2009
@Poster. You forgot to add fake organism.

Roflmao   grin  ; please don't get Sauron started now.


Lol, chics give fake phone number too to unsuspecting mugus.
Re: Fake Me, I Fake You God No Go Vex. by StFunmi(f): 8:19am On Feb 28, 2009
only unexperienced men won't notice
the difference
Please, you've been fooled many a times with your experience. tongue tongue
Re: Fake Me, I Fake You God No Go Vex. by Nobody: 8:57am On Feb 28, 2009
because fake boobs, fake lips, fake everything around the body is damn expensive while your fake bags and fake wallets are too cheap to be true. Thos fake women had gone under the knife torturing theirself by going through so much pain while spending a bomb hell outta money for guys to like them and in the end, they get offended when you spen like 1 Naira item on them.

ROFLMAO!

grin grin grin grin grin

poor return on investment grin

disappointed chick: the plastic surgeon told me with these brand new double D's i's get me a rapper, an nba player or at least a dude with a car - i'd better try kanyes workout plan instead grin
Re: Fake Me, I Fake You God No Go Vex. by eyonigger(m): 9:13am On Feb 28, 2009
I can differentiate between a fake boob, fake nail, fake whatever, any girl with that shyt aint getting nuffin from me, the onez with that natural shyt still aint getting, so kini big deal!
Re: Fake Me, I Fake You God No Go Vex. by Gabry(f): 9:27am On Feb 28, 2009
DaPhoenix:

Gabrywyl, how the heck are you at 15131 posts?

YIKES!!! shocked shocked shocked Did I? I did not notice ooo embarassed


oyb:

ROFLMAO!

grin grin grin grin grin

poor return on investment grin

disappointed chick: the plastic surgeon told me with these brand new double D's i's get me a rapper, an nba player or at least a dude with a car - i'd better try kanyes workout plan instead grin

LMAO! U dey too much grin grin grin

eyonigger:

I can differentiate between a fake boob, fake nail, fake whatever, any girl with that shyt aint getting nuffin from me, the onez with that natural shyt still aint getting, so kini big deal!

Yeah cause you will spend your money buying sista gabrywyl teddy's and choc milk right? grin
Re: Fake Me, I Fake You God No Go Vex. by eyonigger(m): 10:29am On Feb 28, 2009
gabrywyl:

YIKES!!! shocked shocked shocked Did I? I did not notice ooo embarassed


LMAO! U dey too much grin grin grin

Yeah cause you will spend your money buying sista gabrywyl teddy's and choc milk right? grin


Yes, will scam u getin those, wont get shyt from Eyo.
Re: Fake Me, I Fake You God No Go Vex. by Nobody: 10:59am On Feb 28, 2009
what about d fake a$$ ,stackin up their flat a$$ wit books n baby napkins.
Re: Fake Me, I Fake You God No Go Vex. by StFunmi(f): 6:12pm On Feb 28, 2009
poor return on investment Grin

disappointed chick: the plastic surgeon  told me with these brand new double D's i's get me  a rapper, an nba player or at least a dude with a car - i'd better try kanyes workout plan instead

one wonders what the chic will do if the plastic surgeon informs her the new procedure will fetch her low profile engineers akin to oyb. tongue tongue
Re: Fake Me, I Fake You God No Go Vex. by StFunmi(f): 6:13pm On Feb 28, 2009
what about d fake a$$ ,stackin up their flat a$$ wit books n baby napkins.
we have a pedophile on the prowl.  cry cry cry cry
Re: Fake Me, I Fake You God No Go Vex. by chisimdi(f): 6:18pm On Feb 28, 2009
eyonigger:

I can differentiate between a fake boob, fake nail, fake whatever, any girl with that shyt aint getting nuffin from me, the onez with that natural shyt still aint getting, so kini big deal!
Mr aradite,super glue.
Re: Fake Me, I Fake You God No Go Vex. by eyonigger(m): 12:24am On Mar 01, 2009
chisimdi:

Mr aradite,super glue.

Boya lomo!!

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