Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a
question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting
attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly,
elderly woman to the stand. He approached her
and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She
responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr.
Williams. I've known you since you were a boy,
and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to
me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you
manipulate people and talk about them behind
their backs. You think you're a big shot when you
haven't the brains to realise you'll never amount
to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher.
Yes, I know you.'
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else
to do, he pointed across the room and asked,
'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defence attorney?'
She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr.
Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy,
bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't
build a normal relationship with anyone, and his
law practice is one of the worst in the entire state.
Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three
different women. One of them was your wife. Yes,
I know him.'
The defence attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counsellors to approach the
bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,
'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me,
I'll send you both to the electric chair.

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meeeehn!!!! xo diz how I wil be one day

Interesting.....

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Nice one, I still laughing , hillarius

ROTFLMAO!!! This is the funniest thing I've read today....