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Re: Expressions On Women Faces When They Are Answering Calls (pix)! by sharon763: 12:33pm On Jul 03, 2015

Ricswagger:

sharon how are u doing?

am fyn oooo

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Re: Expressions On Women Faces When They Are Answering Calls (pix)! by mubarak001(m): 12:34pm On Jul 03, 2015

And we have peeps that have worked on their facial expression that you hardly know who they're talking with on the fone per time.

But, what the op uploaded can only be found in our 9ja babes.

Re: Expressions On Women Faces When They Are Answering Calls (pix)! by damiloladuke: 12:37pm On Jul 03, 2015

women with their funny antics

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Re: Expressions On Women Faces When They Are Answering Calls (pix)! by sexaddict08(m): 12:37pm On Jul 03, 2015

Fulaboy:
1.Parents

Mama: chichi where are you now didn't I warn from staying late at night

Chici: Mama I swear I went to collect my assignment from Lala, the due date for submission is tomorrow and I can't afford to loose this course

Mama: whatever I want to see you in house in the next 20 minutes and this should be the last you do this in my house if not na your papa go reconcile this

Chici: Ok mum

2.Boo

Boo:hi boo , I've been yearning to hear your voice today

Chici:Lol

Boo:baby I've a surprise for you

Chici: Oh really

Boo: I'll be coming in the next 1:30mins, get ready we are going to that jewelry shop

Chici: Oh God love you baby xoxo can't wait to see you

3.Toasters

Toaster: Hello dear

Chici: Hello who's that please

Toaster: calm down dear, is just a friend I mean no harm miss

Chici: hmmm

Toaster: my name is cutehector a graduate of lagos state university, faculty of engineering currently working with a pure. Water production firm in Apapa

Chici: And where did you get my contact?

Toaster: From a friend I'll to disclose his name for now, at times I saw pass our firm and I begun to develop some feelings for you and I don't know if we can date if you don't mind

Chici: see Mr. I've a boyfriend and I love him very much so don't call this number again

*hang up the call*

4.Pest

No idea

5.Doctor

Doctor: hello chici

Chici: Doctor kingtom how's your work??

Doctor: its all well chici

*took a long pause*
Well chici I'm sorry to announce the result came out and the test shows positive

Chici: ehnnn

Doctor: I'm sorry you're 8 weeks pregnant and hiv + as well....................

I don't have to tell you the rest

6.Paddy

Chici: hello ladyboss1

Ladyboss1: hello chici, where have you been all day, I came to your house and your mum told me your not at home

Chici: I swear na that yeye alberto2k took me on a date to a restaurant

Ladyboss1: oh really tell me more

Chici: can you believe that guy refuse to pay my transport fare after the date

Ladyboss1: no mind that stingy boy, when are you coming to my place we will set him up, he must pay for this

Chici: I will see next weekend will be good

Ladyboss1: whenever you're coming please come along with that your necklace please

Chici: ok, but make sure you call me to remind me oo

6. Fake friends

Now I will to call this bitch again
I don't have enough to say here but the convo will be nice and caring but not deep inside the heart

7. Pastor

No idea

I rest my case here

.

u get time oo

Re: Expressions On Women Faces When They Are Answering Calls (pix)! by Nobody: 12:38pm On Jul 03, 2015

Mtschew! I don't do girl's things.

Re: Expressions On Women Faces When They Are Answering Calls (pix)! by HRich(m): 12:38pm On Jul 03, 2015

Lolz. So true. Very funny truth.

Re: Expressions On Women Faces When They Are Answering Calls (pix)! by Ricswagger: 12:39pm On Jul 03, 2015

sharon763:
am fyn oooo

0 waow,that is good to hear,i'd really want ur to be friends if u dnt mind

Re: Expressions On Women Faces When They Are Answering Calls (pix)! by ideykwum: 12:39pm On Jul 03, 2015

So, the cat has been let out of the bag!

LadyBoss1:

lol if u derail hmmm

Re: Expressions On Women Faces When They Are Answering Calls (pix)! by Ricswagger: 12:39pm On Jul 03, 2015

sharon763:
am fyn oooo

0
waow,that is good to hear,i'd really want us to be friends if u dnt mind

Re: Expressions On Women Faces When They Are Answering Calls (pix)! by Nobody: 12:39pm On Jul 03, 2015

LadyBoss1:

lol if u derail hmmm

you stole my pix yesterday and you used it to make FP.

Diaris God ooo

Re: Expressions On Women Faces When They Are Answering Calls (pix)! by Orikinla(m): 12:40pm On Jul 03, 2015

LadyBoss1:

Source : https://mobile.twitter.com/georgeabulele/status/616677614477045762/photo/1

TOTALLY TRUE. grin

Majority of Nigerian babes are cynical. But I am as good as they come.

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Re: Expressions On Women Faces When They Are Answering Calls (pix)! by sharon763: 12:41pm On Jul 03, 2015

Ricswagger:
0
waow,that is good to hear,i'd really want us to be friends if u dnt mind

no p

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Re: Expressions On Women Faces When They Are Answering Calls (pix)! by Ricswagger: 12:42pm On Jul 03, 2015

sharon763:
no p

thankx,am most honoured

Re: Expressions On Women Faces When They Are Answering Calls (pix)! by zudozz: 12:44pm On Jul 03, 2015

All this girls self..Boo this Boo dat...as if una dey sleep with only 1 ''boo''. Na una sef una dey deceive becos even Boo sef know say una no dey get 1 boo bt plenty BOOSSSSSSSSSSS!

Re: Expressions On Women Faces When They Are Answering Calls (pix)! by sharon763: 12:47pm On Jul 03, 2015

[quote author=Ricswagger post=35435584]
thankx,am most honoured[

/quote]

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Re: Expressions On Women Faces When They Are Answering Calls (pix)! by FumzeeyGold: 12:47pm On Jul 03, 2015

OUTRAGEOUSLY 2RU

Re: Expressions On Women Faces When They Are Answering Calls (pix)! by 400billionman: 12:48pm On Jul 03, 2015

I don't see this happening under Buhari administration..

Re: Expressions On Women Faces When They Are Answering Calls (pix)! by 0b1nna: 12:49pm On Jul 03, 2015

starlingslimnet:
She must be a Igbo gal

You're correct! cheesy

Igbo amaka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! grin

Re: Expressions On Women Faces When They Are Answering Calls (pix)! by Ricswagger: 12:51pm On Jul 03, 2015

[quote author=sharon763 post=35435725][/quote] sharon can we chat in a more secure platform? pls?

Re: Expressions On Women Faces When They Are Answering Calls (pix)! by Calismart(m): 12:51pm On Jul 03, 2015

I wonder how you were able to observe all these.

Na true oo

Re: Expressions On Women Faces When They Are Answering Calls (pix)! by vivypretty(f): 1:01pm On Jul 03, 2015

the pest can be someone you said NO to so many times and can never have that feeling for(even when u want to) but because he wants to change ur mind spends on you freely thinking you will change ur answer. once he calls that is d look that automatically appears in your face(without force) ........sometimes you look at the screen of ur phone and drop it.if you pick is only because u are specially happy that day or he gave u something or u want to ask for something

Re: Expressions On Women Faces When They Are Answering Calls (pix)! by ipreach: 1:01pm On Jul 03, 2015

Lolz

Re: Expressions On Women Faces When They Are Answering Calls (pix)! by deeLima86(m): 1:07pm On Jul 03, 2015

Op this is incomplete, where the knacking face?

Re: Expressions On Women Faces When They Are Answering Calls (pix)! by Nobody: 1:26pm On Jul 03, 2015

Neduzze5:

O boy, it is "an" not "a". Go collect your balance from Sec school wey you go. Dem dey owe you!

thanks for the correction.

Re: Expressions On Women Faces When They Are Answering Calls (pix)! by mrkings84(m): 1:28pm On Jul 03, 2015

Na dis kind news dey make our former piss to shout "there's God ooo"

Re: Expressions On Women Faces When They Are Answering Calls (pix)! by Nobody: 1:57pm On Jul 03, 2015

ECOTERRORS:
you stole my pix yesterday and you used it to make FP.

Diaris God ooo

Lol what pic hun

Re: Expressions On Women Faces When They Are Answering Calls (pix)! by DSuccessor1(m): 1:57pm On Jul 03, 2015

LadyBoss1:

Source : https://mobile.twitter.com/georgeabulele/status/616677614477045762/photo/1

Re: Expressions On Women Faces When They Are Answering Calls (pix)! by Nobody: 1:58pm On Jul 03, 2015

ideykwum:
So, the cat has been let out of the bag!

Which yeyey cat
Haven't seen u in like ages n this is how u say hi nah wah oh

Re: Expressions On Women Faces When They Are Answering Calls (pix)! by iffydave: 2:05pm On Jul 03, 2015

Parents (Mother) : Make sure u cook, clean the whole house, wash all the dirty clothes before going out.

Girl: Mom am not feeling fine!

Boo: bae I just deposited 100k into ur account

Girl: love u honey, I will spend the weekend wit u

Paddy: babe meet me at shop rite

Girl: am already on my way cheesy

Toaster: chick am in front of ur house

Girl: pls who is this?

Pastor: Before the end of this year, ur husband must locate u

Girl: Ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!!!

Doctor: The result is out you are 3 weeks pregnant.

Girl: who? meeee! God forbid

Doctor: NO! Na me

grin

Re: Expressions On Women Faces When They Are Answering Calls (pix)! by ideykwum: 2:18pm On Jul 03, 2015

My darling, my heart burst forth in flowers with love for you, and you and the rest of Nairaland trampled it with feet of ignorance! But that doesn't mean I didn't desperately miss you...no ma'am, in the contrary, I created a shrine for you in my mind! Lol

Anyway, Shakespeare said "All is fair in love and in war..."; please don't run away again and let your friends know when you change your moniker!

Please follow back!! I'm saying "HI"!

LadyBoss1:

Which yeyey cat
Haven't seen u in like ages n this is how u say hi nah wah oh

Re: Expressions On Women Faces When They Are Answering Calls (pix)! by Nobody: 2:20pm On Jul 03, 2015

ideykwum:
My darling, my heart burst forth in flowers with love for you, and you and the rest of Nairaland trampled it with feet of ignorance! But that doesn't mean I didn't desperately miss you...no ma'am, in the contrary, I created a shrine for you in my mind! Lol

Anyway, Shakespeare said "All is fair in love and in war..."; please don't run away again and let your friends know when you change your moniker!

Please follow back!! I'm saying "HI"!

I don follow
Take it easy

Didnt understand a word u wrote but its ok

Re: Expressions On Women Faces When They Are Answering Calls (pix)! by ideykwum: 2:23pm On Jul 03, 2015

Lol! Don't worry, I know you understood the passion therein! Thanks for following back!!

LadyBoss1:

I don follow
Take it easy

Didnt understand a word u wrote but its ok

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