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Factory Reset Slap by wiringdpt(m): 5:48pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
I got into an argument with my girlfriend last week and I slapped her twice, I know it's wrong I shouldn't have...I apologized and she does too but the main problem now is she talks to me like her dad using sir and please when talking to me. I hate it and I want my old girlfriend back. |
Re: Factory Reset Slap by demmy0325(m): 5:50pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
.. That slap reset her brain straight.. .. Or she is just mocking U.. .. Just act like U dnt care for a while.. She will come runnin bk at you... |
Re: Factory Reset Slap by Nobody: 5:51pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
Simply tell her ur mind... She'll understand since u own her |
Re: Factory Reset Slap by iceberylin(m): 5:51pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
You want ya ex back so she'll call u sir 1 Like |
Re: Factory Reset Slap by falconey(m): 5:53pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
sir? Sir? I think it means more sex! |
Re: Factory Reset Slap by wiringdpt(m): 5:56pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
We are back together iceberylin: |
Re: Factory Reset Slap by may01(f): 5:58pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
. Op, your hands needs to be examined |
Re: Factory Reset Slap by misspicy(f): 5:59pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
Lolz...na der type go say dey need beating. |
Re: Factory Reset Slap by wiringdpt(m): 6:00pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
No she is not think shes just scared demmy0325: |
Re: Factory Reset Slap by wiringdpt(m): 6:03pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
We didn't break up iceberylin: |
Re: Factory Reset Slap by damilareoye: 6:05pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
Too much of African magic. You slapped her and she starts calling you sir? i no believe you bros. |
Re: Factory Reset Slap by Nobody: 6:11pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
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Re: Factory Reset Slap by Shebarh(f): 6:11pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
hugogerrard:did he pay her brideprice 1 Like |
Re: Factory Reset Slap by Cutehector(m): 6:15pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
Lol seems we need to start slappin d ladies |
Re: Factory Reset Slap by chigoizie7(m): 6:45pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
Ok, Meanwhile, A guy attended a wedding. after the wedding the reception was a gathering of about 30 people. He sat at the front seat. Then a lady started sharing food. She started from the back and unfortunately, it didn't reach those at the front. When her friends started sharing drinks, they started from the front but unfortunately, he had already changed his seat to the back. Again, the drink didn't reach him. He was so furious and he stood up to take his leave but then he saw three ladies each with a big bowl. This time, he tried to be wise by seating at the middle. To his uttermost surprise, one of the ladies started sharing from the front...and the second lady started distributing from the back. It was turkey meat. When it got to the middle where he was seated it got finished again. Feeling so frustrated, he bent his head, not looking at any face...but then the third lady tapped him and stretched her bowl that he should pick.. he stretched his hand... Guess what was in the bowl? Toothpick. Lesson. Wait on the Lord and he will locate you at where you are. Don't change your faith/ believe. God knows your seat! don't try to b smart and miss his blessing! |
Re: Factory Reset Slap by jashar(f): 6:53pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
You're happy you're a perpetrator of domestic violence. Mtchewww |
Re: Factory Reset Slap by Nobody: 7:08pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
Shebarh:I wonder o |
Re: Factory Reset Slap by wiringdpt(m): 8:19pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
What makes you think I'm happy? jashar: |
Re: Factory Reset Slap by tuffgongjo(m): 9:07pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
Re slap to update. |
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