I remember when i was 2.5yrs and i poured hot water on my leg cuz da bowl was on da dinning and i wanted to know wat waz inside

damygurl:

I remember d day i stole meat from da pot but my mom waz cumin so i spit in out into da kettle and i 4got it ther so da nxtday my mom wanted to boil water with da kettle and she saw it there and i got into trouble!

Ok, now I've died of laughter. Please come and bury me!

I remember wen i was little, may be 1 and half or 2yrs of age, dunno the exact age, i was running, n i went to this big bowl of water trying to peep inside, immediately i fell into the water, my sis called me mum, she was scared, she took me out, but dunno maybe she took me to the hospital, i almost fainted

I remember one day when i waz little like i don know maybe 5 and umm o well i wet d bed and i said it waz my sister! iknow it's mean and i've prayed to God to 4give me all of my sins

I remember when i was about 8 or 9yrs, i went to my grandma's house, it was a long vacation then, so we both went to our cousin's place, we came back after a month, i was with her, the second day, it was a terrible day, immediately i began to scratch me bodi, this thing not less than an hour is all over my body, what is this? My uncle came and he said, its Measles, grandma was scared and she bought me calamine lotion, but no different, she said she will take me home, we got home n mum called the family doctor. Whennever i remember that thing called measles it irritates me. Bad time then  

measles..chei!

yep a very bad disease..

I remeber when i used to drink Cowbell milk and emu(palmwine)!!

Chineke!

i love eating powdered milk, like cowbell

i remember cowbell advert, Cowbell our milk

I remember dis one time when i mixed cowbell milk with mirinda! yuck!!! i had to pour it away!!

i remember wen i first got a gsm,i was like a big boy-but now,its like pure water

I remember diz maltina commercial tell me wat u want wat u really really want! .................. i want a maltina!!!

i remember the drink too my dear, i miss that drink soo bad!

maltina?i miss malta guiness...

i remember when i was small..my mum was in tthe uni studying for her degree..my dad was looking after us..i remember him cooking and me looking at him..ma daddy washing ma...., ma socks and taking me 2 school..ah gud times!

oh i remember youghourt and blackcurrant

ohh..soya milk and zobo!..mhmm

I remember the advert, Ribena children are Healthy children
I remember the advert mummy, daddy's shaking, shaky shaky daddy

I remember Diet Yoghurt, Strawberry, ha good times

I remember my first Semi-Formal event , i looked like a clown  that was one of the funniest nights of my life .

i remember efo alata..neva eat it..u'll cry!

i remember suya! i also remember moi moi epo and akara olororo!!

queen2:

I remember the advert mummy, daddy's shaking, shaky shaky daddy

i luv dat commercial!!!

dont make me hungry okay
daing! i wuv suya!!!!..yay

everything makes u hungry!!!!!
I rememberduring dat time when people were dissapearing and sum lost body parts by pickin up money 4rm da floor. i waz in da bus and i saw diz 10 naira. i started thinking wat if i pick it up and sumthing bad happens. Newayz i called d conductor and picked it up andgave it him. i did it so fast he looked at me like r u aight? but me got my reason. if anybody is gon be missin stuff i don want it to be me!!

i remember when i spoke to :ICING, GURL, U CRAZY
:SODJI: u go soji and lose control i tell you

i remember when i met ma first white guy friend..told me that if i didnt show him my t*ts, hes gon hate me

so did he hate u?

i remember when i talk with ocho, she is so fun, and cool. it feel like i have know her for long time.

Yes, Nike, I also want you to know what you did and what happened afterwards! How exactly did he convince you of the idea that seeing your **** was his right?

wel..u knw dem whites {am not been racist here but they are just...sumttimes}
hes like show me now or i'll still hate u..hes more of a racist..
seun..dont think anytin..nun went out

i remember when he used to call me 'oreo'

icingbaby:

i remember when i talk with ocho, she is so fun, and cool. it feel like i have know her for long time.

she's such a sweetheart ei, n you too, y'all r so cool to talk to

*_{smiles sheepishly}* Thanks!

you know i got ur back

waz up scorpio, how is your day.

hey sexy, my day's pretty aiight. how's your's going?