thanks god your day is alright. my is alway going fine.

that's y me luv ya, u alwayz have good dayz

i remember my bed wetting days

I remember da time i found diz sex book about dif positions and stuff like dat and i hid it under my pillow cuz my friends wanted to see it anywayz when i got back home it wasn't there and da only person who could have taken it waz my mom. OMG!!! i waz so scared cuz i knew 4 sure dat i waz in deep trouble but she never asked me about it i guess she thought my sweatin over it was punishment enough!!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah UR mama is funny!

I remember when i used to say 143 in high school. And be passing notes in class..

i remember when we used to pass d answers to exams to eachother. if it's A u raise one finger up, B u raise 2fingers and C u raise 3fingers ans so on!!

I remember that our own is not like that... A=thumb, B= second finger, C=middle finger and so on. The answer cant be more than 5. hahahaha..

I remember when i waz caught passing answers to my friend!!
i remember da time my friends and i do orijo!!

I remember the only time I cheated was in JS1. I wrote short-hand letters on my desk since I couldn't cram them. So when the papers came, I simply transfered them

ole..u should be shot..maybe hanged!

i remembered when we moved to our new house and i just cant wait till we move out again

moving house,where are you carryin ur house to?

moving as in..moving..

I reember wen i was little, wen ever my mum says i should check the time for her, i would say, the long hand is on 12 and the short hand is on 3...

it took me a long time to know the time lol

i remembered omi ero

I remember wen i had exam on the following morning, i got home the nite b4 the exam, and just started reading, not revising, but reading, i didnt open the book until that nite, i read and read and cramed the work like..... it was science, chemistry to be precised, i got to the eaxm hall the following morning, and Whew, everything had gone, i couldnt remember a single word, but i tried to remember the explanations, n i passed, God is so wonderful. as from dat day, i read to understand and not cram

i remember during the vacations my cousins used to stay with us because their parents go to work and we would steal garri and drink it (with too much sugar) when we're bored.
my mom always finds out because we spill it all over the place and then she yells about how she doesn't have money to pay for hospital bills if any one of us catches cold.

I remember wen i was preparing, for an exam, although have been reading since, but dat nite i decided to revise,I was complaing dat i want to read, @ nite dat i dont know how to do it, so i wouldnt sleep off  my grandma said i should take a bowl of water, and deep my leg inside dat i wont sleep, but that day, my legs was in the water but i still slept off, every1 was laffing @ me.  

I remember when i was 8, my dad used to drink nestle coffee when he's reading for an exam in his room and i always wondered what it was it was drinking that smelled weird. so one morning when he's gone to work, i went to his desk and took a full spoon of coffee and put it in my mouth (i thought it would taste like chocolate) oh my God, you should have seen the look on my face  . . it was as nasty as hell!!1

i rememeber the first time my brother tried to drive..he pressed the accelerator too much and it crashed the next car..ma dad was like oh ma god! ma bruv was like me and ma mum were like ooh and we gave him a name
when ma mam says 'gbaga!' (its a yoruba expression for bang) i say 'lovely' ..this happened 2yrs ago but anytime i emember it i start laughing at my brother with my mum..hes like

i remember when i used to buy kulikuli!!4 for one naira!!!

i remember when my grandma used to come for visits. she'll bring us endless snack foods!!!!!

I remember dat as well

I remember when some of my friendz and i stole diz gurlz diary!! we returned it back though after reading it!!

hahaha

i remember this one time a girl in my class wrote a "love note" to a guy in my class. me and my two best friends got hold of the letter and read it to the whole class. she felt embarrased.
and everyone got mad at us for the rest of the week.
we were the youngest in my class then and didn't really see anything wrong in what we did until later i realized.

I remember da day i got busted 4 carrying cocaine!!!!! JK!!!

i remember da day i slapped diz gurl 4 butin into my bizzness. cuz they all thought i couldn't fight they alwayz threaten to beat me up. One day i waz only joking with diz gurl. she waz sellin candy 4 teacher. i took one and told her i wazn't gon pay da gurly knew i waz jokin. then iya gbeborun butt into it and wazz like u better pay and i'm like wetin be ur own and she waz like if u don't want make i beat u up right now give da gurl her money then i became real mad normally i'm gentle then i slapped her and we started fighting. i beat da crap out of her and they wrere all lookin at me like i got 2headz or sumthing newaz da viceprinci came into da class and i waz blamed cuz i slapped her first and i had wash da toilet!!!

damygurl:

I remember da day i got busted 4 carrying cocaine!!!!! JK!!!

she was joking

Hannn OK

i'm only kiddin o da only time i ever saw one waz in diz movie can't remember da title dat y i put JK for(just kidding)

i remember when i had a fight in lesson schol coz someone said trash about ma sis..am like/..talon bawi..ori e buru ni..(dont let me continue)

i remember when we use to play hide and see, in Nigeria. i miss does days

my mother and your mother was fighting, my mother hit your mother on is nose. what color of blood came out, red.
r-e-d so you are out of the game

i remember when i used to rush home fromskool to watch cartoon. Aladin, tom and jerry and da rest!!