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| Easy Funny Ways To Break-up With Your GF/BF by Acekidc4(m): 6:39am On Jul 15, 2015 |
1. 16 Missed calls? You killed my Battery, so you're capable of killing me.....It's OVER 2. How come Mosquito is biting me and not biting you? I smell conspiracy. It's OVER 3. You don't even respect me, I'm talking and you're busy Breathing? It's OVER 4. So now you're drinking coke that has another man's name on it, better go and Find him cos It's OVER 5. So Beyonce's "Drunk in Love" is ur caller tune? I can't trust alcoholics with my future kids 6. They are shouting bird flu, you are still cooking chicken. You want to kill me abi  It's OVER7. I called you and you picked up Immediately. You lack Patience. 8. Why are you using Broom to sweep my Room when you know I support PDP? It's OVER 9. You are always abbreviating ur texts, you want our children to be Short abi?? It's OVER 10. I told you I love my food hot but u refuse to warm the Ice-cream. You don't care about me. It's OVER 11. You don't pay your Tithe; if you can Cheat on GOD, then Who am I?? Feel Free to Add yours Fellas!!Good Morning Peeps!! Cc: Seun, Ishilove, Lalasticlala, Farano 4 Likes |
| Re: Easy Funny Ways To Break-up With Your GF/BF by INTROVERT(f): 6:41am On Jul 15, 2015 |
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| Re: Easy Funny Ways To Break-up With Your GF/BF by Tallesty1(m): 6:45am On Jul 15, 2015 |
"I need to find myself and I just can't do that with you." "Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?" I need a break. "I don't think we are compatible, you like MTVbase, I like Trace Urban, we cannot be fighting for remote, its over!" "Gf: bae tomorrow is my birthday Bf: are you trying to say I have no memory? Gf : no ooo Bf: so are you saying I'm a liar Gf: Haba! No Bf : Haba right? Its over!" 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Easy Funny Ways To Break-up With Your GF/BF by segemint(f): 6:46am On Jul 15, 2015 |
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| Re: Easy Funny Ways To Break-up With Your GF/BF by Acekidc4(m): 6:46am On Jul 15, 2015 |
INTROVERT:Come INTROVERT, you no dey Sleep Ni?? Anyway, ow was your Night?? |
| Re: Easy Funny Ways To Break-up With Your GF/BF by 1bunne4lif(m): 6:47am On Jul 15, 2015 |
Lwkm @ no. 8 |
| Re: Easy Funny Ways To Break-up With Your GF/BF by RazziP(m): 6:58am On Jul 15, 2015 |
Girls understand all this tricks more than guys |
| Re: Easy Funny Ways To Break-up With Your GF/BF by yuncka: 6:58am On Jul 15, 2015 |
shey U voted for CHANGE, ,..... its over. why are you wearing hills, so U want me to be looking up to U? its over. |
| Re: Easy Funny Ways To Break-up With Your GF/BF by Upnepaa(m): 7:17am On Jul 15, 2015 |
if you can cheat on MTN by using browsing cheats then who am i GADAMIT it is over |
| Re: Easy Funny Ways To Break-up With Your GF/BF by Haywhymido(m): 7:18am On Jul 15, 2015 |
l don hear |
| Re: Easy Funny Ways To Break-up With Your GF/BF by Acekidc4(m): 7:29am On Jul 15, 2015 |
Tallesty1: HahahahahahahahhahahhAahahahaThe Birthday part got me Laughing really hard!!Choiiii!!!!!! |
| Re: Easy Funny Ways To Break-up With Your GF/BF by Acekidc4(m): 7:30am On Jul 15, 2015 |
yuncka: Hahaahahahaha |
| Re: Easy Funny Ways To Break-up With Your GF/BF by Nobody: 7:52am On Jul 15, 2015 |
lobatan 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: Easy Funny Ways To Break-up With Your GF/BF by zeezyoung(m): 8:27am On Jul 15, 2015 |
| hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahaha |
| Re: Easy Funny Ways To Break-up With Your GF/BF by nanalady(f): 8:32am On Jul 15, 2015 |
| ..funny.. |
| Re: Easy Funny Ways To Break-up With Your GF/BF by Acekidc4(m): 6:06pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
Seun, Lalasticlala, Ishilove, do Justice to this na and let everybody laugh away their Sorrows!! FP PLS |
| Re: Easy Funny Ways To Break-up With Your GF/BF by rosy4u(f): 6:28pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
bf : bae I'm broke , can u lend me some money ? I'll pay u back later.. gf : aww boo , sowi I dnt have any money now  bf : dat means u can't even support me assuming I married u ... gf : it's not like dat, I mean....... bf : damn it , it's over ... 3 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Easy Funny Ways To Break-up With Your GF/BF by evolg(m): 6:32pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
I gave you 2 eggs....fry one and cook the other instead you cooked one and fried the other one.....It's over! |
| Re: Easy Funny Ways To Break-up With Your GF/BF by Acekidc4(m): 7:51pm On Sep 12, 2015 |
Seun, Lalasticlala and Ishilove Make una Put this Funny Thread for Frontpage Na?? This is too Funny to be Ignored!! |
| Re: Easy Funny Ways To Break-up With Your GF/BF by Nobody: 11:43am On Sep 13, 2015 |
Hahaha, really funny. |
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