You are even bold enough to type this sh*t. The hunger is real.

This op sef

What's wrong in picking up ur phone and dialing one of ur friend's number * That's as jobless as you are*....to meet you at a certain location and take him/her out for lunch?....or watch movies together?

Hun......some ladies sef

sotilicious:

When is there ever going to be someone that can take you out for lunch or dinner,chat with you and not want something in return??Am so bored and can't do anything about it.. I need that God sent to make my day...a lunch or dinner date won't be a bad idea....ermmm movies toooo...#justthinkingaloud#

Are you terminally insane? Does Nairaland look like KFC?
If you're indeed hungry, go get yourself something to eat.
Shoprite is not far away also.

Are you fine? Do you have big yansh? Hope you're not carrying oganiwe on your chest? Do you use mouth wash? Can you gist about other topics apart from who is sleeping with who in nollywood? Do you have your bath three times a day? Do you wear more than one pant in a day?

If your answer to all the questions above is "YES" then give me your location and I wee come take you out for free!