Well, this is not a female-bashing thread. With all due respect, ladies in the house Ashman respects you all BUT we guys must gird the loins in our heart to settle with the best.

Girls with a planned future starts by grooming herself from her home, school, church and her society (peer group).
She has a standard of living. Internet is not her utmost priority even if she's a blogger.
She's commited to everything about her partner and has his mental picture at heart everywhere she goes.
She's a woman leader with an uncompromising integrity, faithful, honest, commercial focus, satisfied with your income level etc.

Girl with Social media 'Swag'. Hmm... these ones are not loyal. The worst is that they are so ubiquitous.
Internet racketeering has beclouded their sense of reasoning. Pinging, chatting, and searching for men on Badoo, Facebook, whatsapp, instagram etc
Posting pictures everyday; wallowing and twerking like 3D cartoon on instagram just to get 'LIKE' that they can't convert to money or even common sense. A girl will paint her lips with one bucket of paint just to snap pictures for social media.

Social media has really changed their orientation. Those days if you make love to your woman for 10 seconds, she's okay and everybody is good. Try it with our social media swagger, you'll see a new thread on Nairaland like:
"My Husband is a one-minute man"
"My hubby can't satisfy me" blah blah blah

Scold your Social media swagger a little, she'll say "I need space" lol...I just taya
Some of them will quit and say "I have moved on" she be motor?

Time to cook and clean they will hold their phones and be telling you that "today is your turn to cook. Na to write roaster na lol. But time to drink and smoke shisha nko? Dem go turn to van damme.

Quarrel with your Swagger small or get her angry and she'd wake up in the middle of the night staring at you while you're sleeping. In her mind she'll be like:
"If I say make I press this guy neck kill am here now nko" lol

My people, me i don't wanna die young o.

very right.

OP, you just made GREAT SENSE.

on point

See them all with big mouth,u are right,nice1, tell them, op that is what you knw. For the guys please set value and standard for yourself,imagine a guy on nairaland,24/7 he is present yet that same guy stil have hands to post you are right. Bloody hypocrates! Impostors in the making. Pot calling kettle black.,..mtheeew.

I gotta give this OP an e-hug.Your brain has earned it.

Jollyjoy:
See them all with big mouth,u are right,nice1, tell them, op that is what you knw. For the guys please set value and standard for yourself,imagine a guy on nairaland,24/7 he is present yet that same guy stil have hands to post you are right. Bloody hypocrates! Impostors in the making. Pot calling kettle black.,..mtheeew.

lolzzz.Babe take chill pill

U try OP..expect people to bash you..that's all they are good at..no analytical skills,no humour, no reasonable input to offer!!!

I think OP is realy ministering to some dude here

Op please can I borrow your brain for a minute ? I need it for something important

Jeez fvxkimg damn.

Op just wait make Dem finish eld-** ...
Dem go devour you
*TeamInternet-Gangsters
*TeamKeyboard-Warriors

Jollyjoy:
See them all with big mouth,u are right,nice1, tell them, op that is what you knw. For the guys please set value and standard for yourself,imagine a guy on nairaland,24/7 he is present yet that same guy stil have hands to post you are right. Bloody hypocrates! Impostors in the making. Pot calling kettle black.,..mtheeew.

Babe, this thing too touch you, kai!

I feel for you sha




*btw, is the Lord calling you to repent?*

(no offence oooooo)

op vocab no pass "swag" & "swagger"

DaisyII:


lolzzz.Babe take chill pill

the thing vex me no be small.

DaisyII:


lolzzz.Babe take chill pill

the thing vex me no be small.