Ladies & gentlemen, lads & lasses- you are welcome to the Grand Finale of the Holocaust Nairaland Text Rap tourney.

A total of 21 Emcees had to battle their hearts out - & these two rappers are the lone rangers & only survivors left.
I don't wanna bore you with excessive verbosity, so I'll just get down to business ...

•Lyricist :- well known for his- use of Metaphors & Indirect comparison , prodigious vocabulary bank, polysyllabic rhymes, intricate word-plays & shattering punchlines

Here's a pinch of his lyrical brilliance-

liricyst:

Face it…ass is bad, but Well her boobs should be on
supplements/
Milk factories looking like its they that be needing
nourishment/
“Senior pls release us”, the poor tïts wept/
Jokes apart, those Little ones lie flat …like junior
students on punishment!/

liricyst:

Na those slacked things you wan use spank me
today?/
No be small kolo dey worry you…this female lanky
toure!/
But it must be tennis that the auntie do play/
I mean she is just a man with the queen’s title ……
Mr. Andy Murray!/

•Elymaxiimus :- well known for his simplistically stylized rapping style. He crafts punchlines with the littlest things & deliver them effectively in a way that bludgeons his oppositions easily.. Also known for his- clinical usage of metaphors,puns/word-plays, personals & multi-syllabic rhymes


Here are excepts from his previous verses -

ELYMAXiimus:

my punchlines and diss/ is mean like dark
whooping giyaz four times at least/
in ur mind, u're like "come nice na, pls"/
but i'm not kind na, jigs/
I go open ur MAMA DOOR, like i'm gon fry some
cheese/
i pollute d air, as my FART DEY REEK HER, . . she'll
get bagged n
bagged ... like raw rice nd beans/

ELYMAXiimus:

see max is cruel/ ll clap a tool/ n slap the fool/
to make the wacko cool/ when he "proving strong
head" like an angered bull/
i know we both bring FIRE ... like SPARKS n FUEL/
so i see this battle's truly gathered views ... They
said it's gon be
MOUTHWATERING . . . Why?
Cos When i jab his jaw .... He starts to DROOL!!!/

Let's Rumble ✘✘✘

[size=18pt]Elymaxiimus vs Liricyst[/size]

Voting Criteria

•opener - 1 point

•rhymes - 2 points

•similes/ metaphors - 2 points

•punchlines -3 points

•personals - 2 points

•flow - 1 point

•word-plays/puns - 2 points

•closer - 1 point


Rules

•Bar limit:- 10 bars[10 Quatrains]

•Deadline:- 18th of July, 2015 [6pm]

•No biting[stealing/plagiarizing], no stretching, feeding & no recycling of lines

•Good Luck![/quote]

Liricyst's verse

•congrats on reaching the Finals Elymaxiimus.... May
the best man win
Diss@ Air lie max Cray

Bloody scene
Leggo


I’m clicking gatz promptly/ put a bullet on a quick
course to study his
head & it would be digging max shortly/
it would ace every brain department and be
leaving abruptly/
Call it a first class murder ….cos in flying
grey and red
colours…it successfully exits his
thinking faculty!/

My bars shortly will dish out acute pain cos my
opponent’s obtuse/
No giving this Rodent a truce/ His nick is Air
coupled with lies, in
him every component’s a ruse/
I’ll Breeze through the faker…when the Accurate
force of
punch….brings that moment of truth!/

You hit with feminine punches…that’s why you
weren’t receiving a fight back/
Dark quite the gentleman turned his left
cheek….Meaning you write
smack!/
We expected you to destroy fuse, Reason:
He’s quite wack/
But Nothing electrifying….your contact with
Tester….showed
you didn’t even have a bright spark!/

I will smite max, if he opts to be a hindrance/
No much work required to have him boxed
up in an instant/
He’s far from my potential but my fist
Force’ll cut through a
Distance/
This is settled with a punch….. as I show max
power…when I
square up to the resistance!/

You got a lady? Then its she who defines wise slut/
She’s knows its mission impossible to get big guys
like us/
You so repulsive, she have all her disguise piled up/
So as she bleeps with max..….she can
fantasize its tom cruise….with
eyes wide shut!/

In this conquest that glads contest/The subjects
and fans confess/
That going through the motion to count the best I’m
Top Left, like
Mav’s Northwest!/
But you have no bearing….You will Always
be nothing….like
objects that start from rest!/

Best pity yourself in this dentrimental battle/ cos it
shows you are
expendable like experimental samples/
Ya family will be indifferent when I send the metal
at you/
They'll gain nothing mourning …..you not
worth the tears…cos
you even Lack a sentimental value!!!!/

He’s d flavour of the tourney? Coogar that ish is
being addressed n
debunked/
Let him bring on the jazz….i’ll whoop him with
the best of g-funk/
Cock the rifle/Pop the rival/stop his vitals/
I’ll Show I’m not his contemporary in rap
when those Heavy
metal rocks the chest of this punk!/

Don’t believe the stories, Elymax is just fabled to be
cray/
He’s badly lame, please tell the disabled to behave/
I’ll swing a wrecking ball/ on this baby’s effing
balls/
And let the resonance take him from newton’s
cradle to grave!/

No doubt, They felt the Mav’s punch lines/ only you
felt your lines like
your Hands’ Confined/
You were killed on wordies and bagged on rhymes/
you just got stomped ..now bitch return to
dust in minutes….
…and leave my [i]footprints in the sands of time[/
i] !/

oNe

Judges

Ibime
coogar
kr0ne
guykhena
lagunna1
emaprince


Airmark..how can we move this to FrontPage..this is the final

cc:Lalasticlala, Ishilove- please see to this - this is the final of a tourney that has been going on for weeks- please crown our efforts by pushing to the front-page. thanks.

Wow, this is a CLASSIC final!!

Engineering ninjas like Coogar will love Lycisists punches, me I liked em, but I also equally loved Max's witty punches.

These are my Don de Marcos:

Elymaxiimus:

but i won't only hurt n graze him/
i got tools! ....... A swing leaves his head spinning on
THESE AXES
.... Like the earth's rotation/

7/10

Elymaxiimus:

cos you a die-hard nuts-flaunting f@ggot sucker/
but miley cyrus knows i'm "wrecking balls," when i
catch this pauper/

The final punch was generic, but this build up was hilarious. . . . I am awarding extra 2 points for this build-up

Elymaxiimus:

nd he aint got the drugs incentive either/ heard he
brought his mum
to help deliver/
but i won't let any FAM ASSIST ...... Or a medicine
giver/ as i sear
the geezer till he's with fever/
cos when we the cage, i'm a deadly eater/
i'll bring hoooooooooooot water to make him BOIL
IN RING ..........
Like electric heater/

Decent wordplay in the build-up and the final punch also landed nicely . . . . 7/10

Elymaxiimus:

When i bruise him with pleasure/
the HATCHETS OPEN HIS CHEST .............. Like
b1tches looking for treasure/

Simple and effective.. . . the first two bars was a waste of rhyming. . . .you only needed these two last lines to land an effective, clean, simple punch. . . . .7/10

Elymaxiimus:

plus i brought loads of teks in/ when i sight ur
spine, it aint focal testing/
the aim is to put ur back down like local wrestling/

This was in the build-up, not the punch but I add 2 extra points for this cos I like those little mini-punches that keep the reader interested.

Elymaxiimus:

y'all gon witness ... An ONLINE
battle where liric gon
be dead/
cos i'm a spider ..... He's my prey .... He's getting
killed on the WEB/

I deduct -2 points for this. . . . vets should not be talking of spider and web

Elymaxiimus:

this wacky cruiser/ has more career issues than
an ajepaki boozer/
jobs vacancies section - he's the most active user/
a confused sap n loser/

This is only build-up, but I love the flow and personal lands funny as hell. . . . I award an extra 3 points


Elymax punches total - 26 points

___________________________________________________________________________________________

Liricyst:

Call it a first class murder ….cos in flying
grey and red
colours…it successfully exits his
thinking faculty!/

6/10. . . . . could be better with better build up

Liricyst:

I will smite max, if he opts to be a hindrance/
No much work required to have him boxed
up in an instant/
He’s far from my potential but my fist
Force’ll cut through a
Distance/
This is settled with a punch….. as I show max
power…when I
square up to the resistance!/

8/10. . . . .I would give 10/10. . . . but it's a very niche topic so I deduct 1 point. . . .also current is squared in Ohm's law so build-up could have been better. . . .

Liricyst:

In this conquest that glads contest/The subjects
and fans confess/
That going through the motion to count the best I’m
Top Left, like
Mav’s Northwest!/
But you have no bearing….You will Always
be nothing….like
objects that start from rest!/

8/10. . . .The punch is not a haymaker. . . . but the build-up is delicious. . .

Note: You are now running out of credit on Physics subject matter

Liricyst:

He’s d flavour of the tourney? Coogar that ish is
being addressed n
debunked/
Let him bring on the jazz….i’ll whoop him with
the best of g-funk/
Cock the rifle/Pop the rival/stop his vitals/
I’ll Show I’m not his contemporary in rap
when those Heavy
metal rocks the chest of this punk!/

Decent word association scheme . . . . 5/10

Liricyst:

Don’t believe the stories, Elymax is just fabled to be
cray/
He’s badly lame, please tell the disabled to behave/
I’ll swing a wrecking ball/ on this baby’s effing
balls/
And let the resonance take him from newton’s
cradle to grave!/

Now I'm deducting -2 point for overplaying Physics and for reaching. It's too niche, it doesn't land and swinging wrecking balls on someone's balls is a reach. Associating Newton's 'cradle' to 'grave' is also a reach. Poor set up, bad idea.



Lirycist punches total = 25

From the punches analysis above, I've shaded punches to Elymax. . . . so here's how the rest of the criteria goes. . .


opener - 1 point - Lirycist

•rhymes - 2 points - Lirycist all day

eg:

My bars shortly will dish out acute pain cos my opponent’s obtuse/ No giving this Rodent a truce/ His nick is Air coupled with lies, in him every component’s a ruse/

Best pity yourself in this dentrimental battle/ cos it shows you are expendable like experimental samples/ Ya family will be indifferent when I send the metal at you/


•similes/ metaphors - 2 points - Lirycist

The science metas were a higher form of metas than Max's offering

•punchlines -3 points - Max

As dissected above

•personals - 2 points - Max

BTW @ darkenedrebel, 2 points is too much to give in a battle where personals were not a big factor. I recommend this category only carries 1 point going forward.

•flow - 1 point - Lirycist

•word-plays/puns - 2 points - Max

Lirycist is yet to add this category to his arsenal

•closer - 1 point - N/A, didn't really feel both


Final scores:

Elymax 7 - 6 Lirycist


Close battle, highly debatable. . . . . . .but I give a slight edge to Elymax

darkenedrebel, you can delete that one. Here's ma verse
cc..
Liricyst
ibime
coogar
kr0ne
emaprince
lagunna1
guykhena




Diss @ liricyst ... A.k.a the liric

liricyst:

You and Ibime gave Obesemf your votes...i will go ahead and trust your judgement. Close the thread so I can start scripting for the third place brawl

so watchu doing here?

This fight don't need you/ thirdplace is where ya mind goes into/ you'll come wack like sly ghosties do/
since you got REHABILITATED here .... Like d0peless dudes/
cos already, you called it a COLD TURKEY .............. Like frozen foods/



i'll smack OR BEAT, till his bones swerve location/ thwack him to SPACE, n leave stern abrasions/
he'll see STARS! ........ Concert occasion/
but i won't only hurt n graze him/
i got tools! ....... A swing leaves his head spinning on THESE AXES .... Like the earth's rotation/
.


my stans hack the bugger/ nicely, they'll "make ya FANS SEE slaughter"/ like garnished oyster/
cos you a die-hard nuts-flaunting f@ggot sucker/
but miley cyrus knows i'm "wrecking balls," when i catch this pauper/ i'll smack him proper/
kick his balls on sand! ..... Now that's BEACH SOCCER/


to beat max, he lacks the succour

nd he aint got the drugs incentive either/ heard he brought his mum to help deliver/
but i won't let any FAM ASSIST ...... Or a medicine giver/ as i sear the geezer till he's dead with fever/
cos when we hit the cage, i'm a deadly eater/
i'll bring hoooooooooooot water to make him BOIL IN RING .......... Like electric heater/



i'm a canibal, a brutish oppressor/ i'll prey on this newbie n fresher/
when i flip "LIRIC" backwards, he's food in ma leisure/
cos i brought tools in to ensure ..... I drink artery tissues .... When i bruise him with pleasure/
the HATCHETS OPEN HIS CHEST .............. Like b1tches looking for treasure/


you show no cruising-up gesture . . .
. . . n script d0pe in textceeing/ cos we all drop liric off the top, with the freeze-flows we flexing/ plus i brought loads of teks in/
when i sight ur spine, it aint focal testing/
the aim is to put ur back down like local wrestling/



you lame n you useless/ u'll get wasted like you dranked champagne n two cool gins/
i grip a glock, screen ur skull,... spray at you, new clips/ leave a spot, on ur forehead like prayerful muslims/



he got WARNED when a magic stick struck his head/
told him to give up, instead ...... He got prepared/
harrypotter's punishment; .... This written will pain him like "his blood is shed"/ y'all gon witness ... An ONLINE battle where liric gon be dead/
cos i'm a spider ..... He's my prey .... He's getting killed on the WEB/


unlike this f*cking pleb

I luv ma country like real mopos n narcs/ he a naija cop tasking ₦20 in go-slows n parks/ so he holds lower ranks ... But i'm a bold soldier, fams/ tho i'ont need no BADGE to show older stands/
cos i'll chop off his FORE LIMBS ...... put 'em in my SUIT
............,,.. That's my own COAT OF ARMS!/



this wacky cruiser/ has more career issues than an ajepaki boozer/
jobs vacancies section - he's the most active user/ a confused sap n loser/
he a LIricYst not a LYricIst ... Cos he lacks the humour/
if he's CUT OUT FOR RAPPING ... he got shredded into a wrapper
........ Like packaged suya!!!/


check personal www.nairaland.com/liricyst
www.nairaland.com/liricyst/topics

elym@x-cr@y!


May the best man win!

Congrats on reaching the Finals Elymaxiimus.... May the best man win
Diss@ Air lie max Cray
Bloody scene

Leggo


I’m clicking gatz promptly/ put a bullet on a quick course to study his head & it would be digging max shortly/
it would ace every brain department and be leaving abruptly/
Call it a first class murder ….cos in flying grey and red colours…it successfully exits his thinking faculty!/


My bars shortly will dish out acute pain cos my opponent’s obtuse/
No giving this Rodent a truce/ His nick is Air coupled with lies, in him every component’s a ruse/
I’ll Breeze through the faker…when the Accurate force of punch….brings that moment of truth!/


You hit with feminine punches…that’s why you weren’t receiving a fight back/
Dark quite the gentleman turned his left cheek….Meaning you write smack!/
We expected you to destroy fuse, Reason: He’s quite wack/
But Nothing electrifying….your contact with Tester….showed you didn’t even have a bright spark!/


I will smite max, if he opts to be a hindrance/
No much work required to have him boxed up in an instant/
He’s far from my potential but my fist Force’ll cut through a Distance/
This is settled with a punch….. as I show max power…when I square up to the resistance!/


You got a lady? Then its she who defines wise slut/
She’s knows its mission impossible to get big guys like us/
You so repulsive, she have all her disguise piled up/
So as she bleeps with max..….she can fantasize its tom cruise….with eyes wide shut!/


In this conquest that glads contest/The subjects and fans confess/
That going through the motion to count the best I’m Top Left, like Mav’s Northwest!/
But you have no bearing….You will Always be nothing….like objects that start from rest!/


Best pity yourself in this dentrimental battle/ cos it shows you are expendable like experimental samples/
Ya family will be indifferent when I send the metal at you/
They'll gain nothing mourning …..you not worth the tears…cos you even Lack a sentimental value!!!!/


He’s d flavour of the tourney? Coogar that ish is being addressed n debunked/
Let him bring on the jazz….i’ll whoop him with the best of g-funk/
Cock the rifle/Pop the rival/stop his vitals/
I’ll Show I’m not his contemporary in rap when those Heavy metal rocks the chest of this punk!/


Don’t believe the stories, Elymax is just fabled to be cray/
He’s badly lame, please tell the disabled to behave/
I’ll swing a wrecking ball/ on this baby’s effing balls/
And let the resonance take him from newton’s cradle to grave!/
 

No doubt, They felt the Mav’s punch lines/ only you felt your lines like your Hands’ Confined/
You were killed on wordies and bagged on rhymes/
you just got stomped ..now bitch return to dust in minutes…. …and leave my footprints in the sands of time!/
 


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liricyst:

Congrats on reaching the Finals Elymaxiimus.... May the best man win
Diss@ Air lie max Cray
Bloody scene

Leggo


I’m clicking gatz promptly/ put a bullet on a quick course to study his head & it would be digging max shortly/
it would ace every brain department and be leaving abruptly/
Call it a first class murder ….cos in flying grey and red colours…it successfully exits his thinking faculty!/


My bars shortly will dish out acute pain cos my opponent’s obtuse/
No giving this Rodent a truce/ His nick is Air coupled with lies, in him every component’s a ruse/
I’ll Breeze through the faker…when the Accurate force of punch….brings that moment of truth!/


You hit with feminine punches…that’s why you weren’t receiving a fight back/
Dark quite the gentleman turned his left cheek….Meaning you write smack!/
We expected you to destroy fuse, Reason: He’s quite wack/
But Nothing electrifying….your contact with Tester….showed you didn’t even have a bright spark!/


I will smite max, if he opts to be a hindrance/
No much work required to have him boxed up in an instant/
He’s far from my potential but my fist Force’ll cut through a Distance/
This is settled with a punch….. as I show max power…when I square up to the resistance!/


You got a lady? Then its she who defines wise slut/
She’s knows its mission impossible to get big guys like us/
You so repulsive, she have all her disguise piled up/
So as she bleeps with max..….she can fantasize its tom cruise….with eyes wide shut!/


In this conquest that glads contest/The subjects and fans confess/
That going through the motion to count the best I’m Top Left, like Mav’s Northwest!/
But you have no bearing….You will Always be nothing….like objects that start from rest!/


Best pity yourself in this dentrimental battle/ cos it shows you are expendable like experimental samples/
Ya family will be indifferent when I send the metal at you/
They'll gain nothing mourning …..you not worth the tears…cos you even Lack a sentimental value!!!!/


He’s d flavour of the tourney? Coogar that ish is being addressed n debunked/
Let him bring on the jazz….i’ll whoop him with the best of g-funk/
Cock the rifle/Pop the rival/stop his vitals/
I’ll Show I’m not his contemporary in rap when those Heavy metal rocks the chest of this punk!/


Don’t believe the stories, Elymax is just fabled to be cray/
He’s badly lame, please tell the disabled to behave/
I’ll swing a wrecking ball/ on this baby’s effing balls/
And let the resonance take him from newton’s cradle to grave!/
 

No doubt, They felt the Mav’s punch lines/ only you felt your lines like your Hands’ Confined/
You were killed on wordies and bagged on rhymes/
you just got stomped ..now bitch return to dust in minutes…. …and leave my footprints in the sands of time!/
 


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cool.... The verses look better now.

Voting Criteria

•opener - 1 point - liricyst

•rhymes - 2 points - liricyst!!!

•similes/ metaphors - 2 points - Elymaxiimus

•punchlines -3 points - Elymaxiimus

My favourites:

Max:
i'll smack OR BEAT, till his bones swerve location/ thwack him to SPACE, n leave stern abrasions/
he'll see STARS! ........ Concert occasion/
but i won't only hurt n graze him/
i got tools! ....... A swing leaves his head spinning on THESE AXES .... Like the earth's rotation/
.....From the build up to the last punch, I enjoyed this part most. "He'll see stars...concert accasion" nice one!

Mav:
He’s d flavour of the tourney? Coogar that ish is being addressed n debunked/
Let him bring on the jazz….i’ll whoop him with the best of g-funk/
Ccock the rifle/Pop the rival/stop his vitals/
I’ll Show I’m not his contemporary in rap when those Heavy metal rocks the chest of this punk!/

Nice one there..really intelligent.

Then, the boiling ring punch was scorching too.


•personals - 2 points - liricyst

This did it for me...

You hit with feminine punches…that’s why you weren’t receiving a fight back/
Dark quite the gentleman turned his left cheek….Meaning you write smack!/
We expected you to destroy fuse, Reason: He’s quite wack/
But Nothing electrifying….your contact with Tester….showed you didn’t even have a bright spark!/


•flow - 1 point - liricyst

•word-plays/puns - 2 points Elymaxiimus

•closer - 1 point - Tie

Max 7- 6 liricyst

MVGT - ELYMAXiimus!!!

elymax edged this.....

he reserved his best energy for the most important moments of the tourney. he did exactly what greece did in euro 2004.

liricyst should have used better angles. he had the scientific bars and he should have intensified those punches to achieve the maximum damage. he didn't do enough or elymax is probably too well-rounded for him. i dunno what liricyst was thinking or who advised him - elymax has a flippable name. you could do 50,000 different punches with that name and yet you let elymax go scot free. are you kidding me?

opener - liricyst
rhymes - liricyst
metaphors - elymax
punchlines - elymax
personals - elymax
flow - liricyst
wordplay - elymax
closer - elymax.

MVGT - elymax

Opener - Liricyst (obviously)

Rhymes - Liricyst (was a little bit better)

Metaphors - Tie (I like both)

Flow - Liricyst (obviously)

Punchlines - Max (harder than Liricyst)

Wordplay - Max (loads of wordplay from Max; but cereal (Liric flipped) and orbit are forced, though)

Personal - Tie (Max showed link, and Liricyst referred to Max's last battle)

Closer - Tie

Max 5 - 4 Liricyst

Mvgt - Max!

Very close

[size=15pt]Battle closed.



And



Elymaxiimus



Is



Za Holocaust Tourney, 2015, Yampion Champion!!! [/size]





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kr0ne:

[size=15pt]Battle closed.



And



Elymaxiimus



Is



Za Holocaust Tourney, 2015, Yampion Champion!!! [/size]





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rotflmfao! ... You no serious o! Who be this woman? Hahaha

gracias!

kr0ne, pls the lady in the first picture...can you supply me her number. I need to date a white lady before i die

ELYMAXiimus:

I luv ma country like real mopos n narcs/ he a naija cop tasking ₦20 in go-slows n parks/ so he holds lower ranks ... But i'm a bold soldier, fams/ tho i'ont need no BADGE to show older stands/
cos i'll chop off his FORE LIMBS ...... put 'em in my SUIT
............,,.. That's my own COAT OF ARMS!/

Brutal!

liricyst:


No doubt, They felt the Mav’s punch lines/ only you felt your lines like your Hands’ Confined/

PERSONALS!

Let's be honest here,ibime lost! ...plz don't mind dat self-service..ing piece of shit called emaprince or emobit..ch ,,

Opener-sleak
Rhymes-Obviously sleak
Flow-Sleak
Wordplay-Sleak
Metaphors-Sleak
Punchlines-Sleak
Personals- Sleak obviously (I like how he framed d gay marriage story between emaprince nd ibime, we all know emaprince is an emotic gay faggit who wan..ks to ibime nd mikuz)
Closer-Sleak

Vgt-Sleak (Diz battle was tight, very hard to judge, diz is ibime best verse in his life so far, but diz iz jez how d battle looks to me)

if you want to get ibime's attention or emaprince's, just drop a dope freestyle on ffr. They will notice you. We know you are a fan of theirs. Don't be scared of just saying that you love them

liricyst:
kr0ne, pls the lady in the first picture...can you supply me her number. I need to date a white lady before i die

Ko serious.

PeinDanzo:
Let's be honest here,ibime lost! ...plz don't mind dat self-service..ing piece of shit called emaprince or emobit..ch ,,

Opener-sleak
Rhymes-Obviously sleak
Flow-Sleak
Wordplay-Sleak
Metaphors-Sleak
Punchlines-Sleak
Personals- Sleak obviously (I like how he framed d gay marriage story between emaprince nd ibime, we all know emaprince is an emotic gay faggit who wan..ks to ibime nd mikuz)
Closer-Sleak

Vgt-Sleak (Diz battle was tight, very hard to judge, diz is ibime best verse in his life so far, but diz iz jez how d battle looks to me)

You're one of the few niggas I have respect for on Facebook. Please stop downgrading.