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Re: My Husband Would Rather Masturbate Than Have Sex With Me by franxalive(m): 4:29pm On Jul 22, 2015

Houseofglam7:
Take him to a strip club and pay to let him have a lap dance!

I swear na car him go nail you!

If that doesn't work, sell him on OLX

LOOOLLSSSS...MAY GOD 4GIVE UUU, HOW CAN YOU SUGGEST HER HUBBY BE SOLD

...U WUNT CRACK MY RIBS grin

Re: My Husband Would Rather Masturbate Than Have Sex With Me by Udstar(m): 4:31pm On Jul 22, 2015

ur hubby is rooted in masturbation. D demon behind masturbation is so powerful. He has to be delivered n then everything will be normalized. it is always important to kill lust b4 marriage. Marriage cannot end lust

Re: My Husband Would Rather Masturbate Than Have Sex With Me by francescainnoce(f): 4:45pm On Jul 22, 2015

MRBrownJ:

I am just giving you options here, there are gazillions of them... but the fact that an.al sex is a no no to you will most certainly result in you failing in the bedroom. using condom during an.al sex clears any misconception of "unhealtiness" you may have. a healthy marriage needs SEXUALLY SATISFIED partners, and the minute you say " i wont do this and that" is the minute you are making yourself vulnerable. how can you talk of understanding when you wouldnt even try something you partner may desires OR is into?! i am sorry, thats being "closed minded".

of course, if your marriage will fail then it will, but let it be after you have done everything in your power to make this union work. the minute you say " i dont do this or that" then you are working AGAINST your union and might as well divorce. take that man for ALL he is or nothing... or simply pretend that all is well when you fully well know that he is getting his freak on with his mistress (like many fake and miserable married women in Nigeria)

here is your education for the day: do you know that one of the most common fantasy of men is to have sex with two women? if this is what your man desires, what would you do? would you A) foolishly tell him that it will never happen (and thus he will secretly fulfill it with some stranger) B) try to talk him out of the idea because you fear that the other lady might be better looking, better lay than you or C) would you accept to do it providing it is done properly (aka he has no way of contacting the lady afterwards, he focusses equally on both ladies during the act, it should always be done with you etc)?

Ha!!! Incredible lessons...
With all due respect to men out there; I see any man who ask his wife for anal see as a vagabond, a wicked man and one who is crazy..
He may find so many women out there to do anal with him but then a wife is a wife and a LovePeddler is a LovePeddler...
Why do you think that outside chicks wouldn't mind to do anal or whatever to keep a man regardless of status

; simply because they are on "ENDS TO A MEET": they frustrated and they see that as a job cos one way or the other the man must drop.
Most side chicks who open their yash for men only yawn for men that can reimburse their pockets... Let me ask you

Would you pay your wife for sex

Please marriage is a "holy matrimony" and that way it will remain..
You talk about loosing husbands and it seems your only solution to that is to compete well with those home breakers but let me tell you Hun: a true woman who believes and stand firms on the word of God and believe by faith that anything could happen will follow the step of the greatest women in the bible; I mean the likes of Abigail, Esther and others.
See dear with no atom of fear: provided I did not steal another's husband, I did not sex another's husband. No woman born of a woman will.
Not pride, just faith!!!!
My faith is so strong in Christ that my strength has never weighed me down.
A true woman who knows her onions will not fear out chicks become trust their are so many ways to treat their f^ck ups according to the bible self...

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Re: My Husband Would Rather Masturbate Than Have Sex With Me by RetroBoy: 4:45pm On Jul 22, 2015

SAMBARRY:
what does porn have to do with his arousal

A lot.
Chronic porn with masturbation desensitizes the brain to excitement to a normal female
His brain has been wired to respond to self-touch and porn, and not to a woman, no matter how beautiful or sexy she is.
The woman is on a long thing, as she has to understand this and be patient with the guy for his brain to be rebooted

Re: My Husband Would Rather Masturbate Than Have Sex With Me by Okijajuju1(m): 4:47pm On Jul 22, 2015

misshipsy88:
For sometime I have noticed that my husband would rather masturbate instead of having sex with me,even when I try as much as possible to spice up our sex life.please what do I do to stop it?

This one is stroooong! Nka siri ike di egwu. .

Nne.. You are battling an addiction.

You may have to go deep for this one. Here are the things you need;

1 red and white striped fowl.
2 and half yards of plain George.
1 white basin with 3 raw aqua ogazi.
Two white pigeons.
Aligator pepper and Orji Igbo.
and a 2 week old Agama lizards tail.

Then 1 Seaman's aroma schnapps.

Plus 25000 Naira cash.. No cheque.

Get this and send me a PM with two recent passport photographs of your husband and your problems would go away..

Or...

You can call your boo and sit him down to have a chat about this. Masturbation is a real and serious addiction that is just as bad as cigarettes and cocaine.

You should talk with him and try to explore the options of fulfilling his over imaginative sexual fantasies. This is not just word of mouth o, you would have to be willing to do things that you have never done before. In porn, he sees people having sex in very unnatural positions, in strange places and things.
Your wardrobe as well. Dump the granny panties and wrapper for thongs and lingerie. Try fhucking him with stilettos on like those porn stars do (yeah! They all wear shoes when fucking) grin

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You would have to become his slut and LovePeddler (which isn't a bad thing Afterall he is your husband). I hope he isn't into BD SM otherwise you may have to indulge him somewhat. You are fighting against professionals. Start by watching it with him. Whilst you are at it, start handling him, if the girl on TV starts sucking the guys cuck, babe go down immediately. You would have to help him out of it. It's just an addiction problem and it's gonna be a hard fight. He has to be willing to stop and you have to help him. Go to his office and suck him off. Suck him off I'm his car. Babe use him so he has no strength to jerk off anymore.

Basically, find out what intrigues him in the porn and become that within reasonable limits.

I really hope you can do what it takes to win this. Be strong. Atleast you know he can't catch STD's from it.

Option one is still there should you feel too weak to try option two. Plus we have a 5% discount promo going on now. . grin

Goodluck my dear..

Okija Juju. . _{The Gods are wise..}

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Re: My Husband Would Rather Masturbate Than Have Sex With Me by bravesoul247(m): 4:53pm On Jul 22, 2015

Houseofglam7:

I'm still a good girl, don't get it twisted

a very good one. I dey hear ur story for here. BTW, read my signature sweety

Re: My Husband Would Rather Masturbate Than Have Sex With Me by nairaman49ja: 4:58pm On Jul 22, 2015

one word from God will change your life forever PRAY!
not joke, it work.

Re: My Husband Would Rather Masturbate Than Have Sex With Me by azzima(m): 5:00pm On Jul 22, 2015

Teempakguy:
How fat are you?

how skinny are you

Some of us like big girls. I left my ex because she started getting skinny. No attack and defense.

Re: My Husband Would Rather Masturbate Than Have Sex With Me by Nobody: 5:01pm On Jul 22, 2015

azzima:
how skinny are youSome of us like big girls. I left my ex because she started getting skinny. No attack and defense.

some, not all. wink

Re: My Husband Would Rather Masturbate Than Have Sex With Me by Nobody: 5:01pm On Jul 22, 2015

Solution is on the way, Lord deliver us from all dirty habits Amen.
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Re: My Husband Would Rather Masturbate Than Have Sex With Me by ajimega: 5:02pm On Jul 22, 2015

KingKuntaVart:
Cut off your husbands hands, that would stop it.... i wouldnt advice u get another fork mate, since its obvious ur no longer in the market..... gosh any man that would prefer his hands to the wet hole must have married the worlds ugliest wife...... as in eeeeehhhh babe go check urself... madam wide hole... slippers boobs

you r so stupid that i never believe you are a grown up cos only a child respond the way you did

Re: My Husband Would Rather Masturbate Than Have Sex With Me by Nobody: 5:09pm On Jul 22, 2015

cococandy:
@bold, what do you expect from nairalanders?only few have sense. See them making jest of the woman's private parts.

Lord have mercy.

It's really worrisome. Ours is a society that has refused to understand people. And it's not helping us all.

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Re: My Husband Would Rather Masturbate Than Have Sex With Me by CeceNene(f): 5:18pm On Jul 22, 2015

misshipsy88:
For sometime I have noticed that my husband would rather masturbate instead of having sex with me,even when I try as much as possible to spice up our sex life.please what do I do to stop it?

Re: My Husband Would Rather Masturbate Than Have Sex With Me by chazon(m): 5:19pm On Jul 22, 2015

i tink sometin scares him away frm u
maybe ur hygiene, ur naggy attitiuede during sex, or ur inability to be proactive during sex.
U neeed to check urslf well. look inward first befor u lok outside factors.
finaly u may check his cycle of frnds who he hangs out wit and confidentialy find out if he is seeing anoda woman, probably a fire brand akwa ibom or calabar woman might be given him more sex appeal than u do. this has nothin to do with prayer and fasting

Re: My Husband Would Rather Masturbate Than Have Sex With Me by alvin000(m): 5:20pm On Jul 22, 2015

I am also in ur hubby shoes, bcox It has been a long time I enjoy sex wt my Woman. She's 32yrs old but don't know anything about sex or romance. I tried all my best to put her online but she failed. I decided to embark on Masturbation or patronising Ashy babes to relax my urge when the needs arise.

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Re: My Husband Would Rather Masturbate Than Have Sex With Me by seangy4konji: 5:21pm On Jul 22, 2015

So you registered yesterday to be asking me this today abi

t

Thunder fire ur yansh...

Re: My Husband Would Rather Masturbate Than Have Sex With Me by Dmouthed(m): 5:24pm On Jul 22, 2015

One reason men masturbate than make love to his wife is weakness or tiredness! He wants to have sex but he doesn't want to work himself trying to satisfy you.

Just discours with him and also watch the porn with him.

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Re: My Husband Would Rather Masturbate Than Have Sex With Me by sunshine1974(m): 5:46pm On Jul 22, 2015

Hahahahahahahahahaha! Best comment ever. 1billion likes grin

Houseofglam7:
Take him to a strip club and pay to let him have a lap dance!

I swear na car him go nail you!

If that doesn't work, sell him on OLX

Re: My Husband Would Rather Masturbate Than Have Sex With Me by Temysteve(m): 5:47pm On Jul 22, 2015

Ur husband nos dat 'NO PLACE LIKE HOME' so chew, he'll come back or maybe ur punna need doctorate degree

Re: My Husband Would Rather Masturbate Than Have Sex With Me by Youngpo413: 5:54pm On Jul 22, 2015

misshipsy88:
For sometime I have noticed that my husband would rather masturbate instead of having sex with me,even when I try as much as possible to spice up our sex life.please what do I do to stop it?

wide pusy

Re: My Husband Would Rather Masturbate Than Have Sex With Me by chigoizie7(m): 5:56pm On Jul 22, 2015

misshipsy88:
For sometime I have noticed that my husband would rather masturbate instead of having sex with me,even when I try as much as possible to spice up our sex life.please what do I do to stop it?

U re not telling us all that there is to this ur story.

*did ur husband catch u phucking another man? If he did, then, he will find u disgusting.

*are u the very dirty type? Most men find it disgusting to mount a dirty and smelling puissy.

*are u d maniac type? As in, u re never satisfied? Most men run from maniacs.

So, check urself.

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Re: My Husband Would Rather Masturbate Than Have Sex With Me by maureeoy: 6:09pm On Jul 22, 2015

KingKuntaVart:
Cut off your husbands hands, that would stop it.... i wouldnt advice u get another fork mate, since its obvious ur no longer in the market..... gosh any man that would prefer his hands to the wet hole must have married the worlds ugliest wife...... as in eeeeehhhh babe go check urself... madam wide hole... slippers boobs

terrible talk

Re: My Husband Would Rather Masturbate Than Have Sex With Me by Houseofglam7(f): 6:13pm On Jul 22, 2015

bravesoul247:
a very good one. I dey hear ur story for here. BTW, read my signature sweety

Wetin I do na? embarassed

Re: My Husband Would Rather Masturbate Than Have Sex With Me by camaraderi(m): 6:15pm On Jul 22, 2015

There is only one real solution and that is for him to go for deliverance, he must be willing to change else you keep praying for him to realize the dangers he is causing to your marriage. More so, try to tickle his brains by banging his brains out every now and then and make him beg for more. dress sexily only when he is around and burn all your wrappers

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Re: My Husband Would Rather Masturbate Than Have Sex With Me by Houseofglam7(f): 6:15pm On Jul 22, 2015

franxalive:

LOOOLLSSSS...MAY GOD 4GIVE UUU, HOW CAN YOU SUGGEST HER HUBBY BE SOLD...U WUNT CRACK MY RIBS

Him no dey perform na!
Economy bad, na to sell am sure pass grin

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Re: My Husband Would Rather Masturbate Than Have Sex With Me by Houseofglam7(f): 6:17pm On Jul 22, 2015

sunshine1974:
Hahahahahahahahahaha! Best comment ever. 1billion likes

Re: My Husband Would Rather Masturbate Than Have Sex With Me by dickoflife(m): 6:22pm On Jul 22, 2015

proxillin:
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We the Vaseline Association of Nigeria (VAN) will like to confirm if your husband is a card carrying member.

We want to take up the case.

Its illegal for anyone to Vaselinize without being a member of the association.[/size]

pls I want to pay this years membership fee. How much is it?

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Re: My Husband Would Rather Masturbate Than Have Sex With Me by damoni: 6:44pm On Jul 22, 2015

I think ur husband has some questions to ansa, if his gay or an ocult man and you have to saerch urself if u have killed him emotionally

Re: My Husband Would Rather Masturbate Than Have Sex With Me by dickoflife(m): 6:44pm On Jul 22, 2015

Look lemme come in here... I do that shit also.. if I have a girl and she pisses me off I just ignore.. I dated a babe back in 2012 and when she began to nag or be unnecessarily assertive even when I say I am not interested in something I would be nice and all, help with chores and the likes but I wouldn't Bleep her, just masturbate. I had a 6 months break once and she returned begging.

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Re: My Husband Would Rather Masturbate Than Have Sex With Me by oribi(m): 6:46pm On Jul 22, 2015

misshipsy88:
For sometime I have noticed that my husband would rather masturbate instead of having sex with me,even when I try as much as possible to spice up our sex life.please what do I do to stop it?

He needs prayers,sit him down and talk with him maybe an addiction

Re: My Husband Would Rather Masturbate Than Have Sex With Me by Oketwin(m): 6:47pm On Jul 22, 2015

Houseofglam7:
Take him to a strip club and pay to let him have a lap dance!

I swear na car him go nail you!

If that doesn't work, sell him on OLX

tor bad goon lol fall for keke

Re: My Husband Would Rather Masturbate Than Have Sex With Me by Franchise21(m): 6:47pm On Jul 22, 2015

Offer to self-service him by urself and u knw Watsup from there

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