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Six Ways Technology Might Change Sex In The Future by holufemy: 8:17pm On Jul 25, 2015 |
Sex is as old as humanity itself, necessary to our continuation as a species, perhaps even to what makes us fundamentally us. We’re talking, of course, about inventing new stuff. Jeez. Get your mind out of the gutter. Actually, there is no question that sex has evolved along with technology, from condoms to vibrators to sexting. So, how will our sex lives be different in a year? Or in 10 years? Or in even 20 to 30 years? We can’t be absolutely certain. Guys Could Have a (Non-Condom) Birth Control Option A new injection that acts as a temporary vasectomy for men, won’t protect against STDs — but in trials with baboons, it had 100% effectiveness in preventing pregnancy. The technology could be “on the market in 2016-2017,” but for those of you who can’t wait (and don’t mind a needle in a very sensitive area), human trials “start in early 2015.” In related news, the days of girls exclusively being the ones who have to remember to pop a pill may soon be drawing to a close. Researchers in Indonesia have reportedly discovered that Justica gendarussa, a plant that’s common there, is 99% percent effective as birth control for men. It doesn’t alter male hormones, and may even increase libido. Don’t expect it stateside in the immediate future, but eager dudes could seek it out in Indonesia this year (although, we don’t recommend it). More couples will stay intimate at a distance with smartphone-controlled intimacy gadgets The old version of phone intimacy was always a little ridiculous, but “teledildonic” devices such as We-Vibe (along with its We-Connect app) and OhMiBod allow partners to create pleasurable vibrations from afar. These days, distance can make more than the heart grow fonder. [img] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlwvVTCUjWg[/img] Condoms will be totally different Last year, Microsoft founder Bill Gates donated $100,000 to Australian researchers to develop a “next-generation condom … made to act and feel more like real skin.” Gates hopes that this “hydro gel” will feel completely natural and thus encourage more guys to practice safe sex. There is no estimated time of arrival to market on this Australian wonder condom, but Gates also has 10 other prophylactic prototypes in development. One of them has to change the game in the coming decade, right? This is Bill Motherf—ing Gates, after all! Unhappy with your penis? Get a new one! Scientists at North Carolina’s Wake Forest Institute for Regenerative Medicine are currently growing joysticks in laboratories. The technology doesn’t yet have FDA approval for human transplants — and will primarily be intended to help patients with traumatic injuries or diseases — but millions (billions?) of insecure guys are a pretty strong market incentive. We’ll have telepathic long-distance sex Yeah, those intimacy gadget smartphone apps are impressive now, but they’ll be old news in 10 years. Brain-reading technology, now being developed, will allow computers to scan your actual thoughts, feelings … and instructions. As sexual clinician and author Robert Weiss prognosticates, “With a headband and a willing partner, those separated by distance because of work or school (or sheer laziness) will be able to merely think about stimulating their special someone and, viola … those thoughts become action.” All with no pube-trimming necessary. Will this really be going down within this decade? Well, according to Weiss, “If you think this isn’t happening in the near future, think again.” (A spinal cord stimulator can apparently achieve those results now, but requires surgery. No thanks!) We may have “sex” with holograms of our favorite stars Tupac’s resurrection via lifelike hologram at the 2012 Coachella Festival was chilling, not only because it allowed us to see the iconic rapper (kinda) alive once more, but because it ushered in an era of strikingly realistic holograms. Technology has already made interactive holograms possible. Considering that the proliferation of smart phone technology has caused the majority of porn watching to occur on mobile devices, it seems likely that within 10 years, our perverted minds will have bring this tech from the showroom to the bedroom and use these advances to help us simulate lifelike experiences with fantasy sex partners. It’s not cheating if it’s an optical illusion, right? Tupac Hologram Company Files For Bankruptcy source: http://www.techeasyfix.com/2015/07/six-ways-technology-might-change-sex-in-the-future/ cc: lalasticlala cc:ishilove 14 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Six Ways Technology Might Change Sex In The Future by INTROVERT(f): 8:19pm On Jul 25, 2015 |
ok 49 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Six Ways Technology Might Change Sex In The Future by osizi06(m): 8:20pm On Jul 25, 2015 |
Who is the mod dat un-ban the gurl above me 63 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Six Ways Technology Might Change Sex In The Future by Nobody: 8:20pm On Jul 25, 2015 |
They can't be serious! They should do this with eating and pooing! 6 Likes |
Re: Six Ways Technology Might Change Sex In The Future by Nobody: 8:24pm On Jul 25, 2015 |
HELL NO!!! i'll stick to the traditional method, tech ain't needed in this aspect... 10 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Six Ways Technology Might Change Sex In The Future by Drhenrysaint(m): 8:28pm On Jul 25, 2015 |
if it is not SACLUX paint is not SACLUX. U can't compare artificial with natural Dr. Saint 21 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Six Ways Technology Might Change Sex In The Future by Nobody: 8:33pm On Jul 25, 2015 |
End time Technology 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Six Ways Technology Might Change Sex In The Future by saxwizard(m): 8:41pm On Jul 25, 2015 |
and we will gv birth via Internet and technology as well
iranu 7 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Six Ways Technology Might Change Sex In The Future by gamaliel121(m): 8:51pm On Jul 25, 2015 |
That'll be niceeeeeeee God bless all nairalanders In jesus name 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Six Ways Technology Might Change Sex In The Future by tspun(m): 9:07pm On Jul 25, 2015 |
It has become appallingly obvious that technology has exceeded our humanity. 2 Likes |
Re: Six Ways Technology Might Change Sex In The Future by Helkayklassic(m): 9:08pm On Jul 25, 2015 |
Kim Kardashian hologram is in trouble. 36 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Six Ways Technology Might Change Sex In The Future by Nobody: 9:08pm On Jul 25, 2015 |
Please let manufacture a very beautiful wife for me. 2 Likes |
Re: Six Ways Technology Might Change Sex In The Future by Nobody: 9:08pm On Jul 25, 2015 |
saxwizard: Abi o. Make them dey deceive themselves. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Six Ways Technology Might Change Sex In The Future by superior1: 9:10pm On Jul 25, 2015 |
Having sex with hologram Antichrist is truly right by the corner 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Six Ways Technology Might Change Sex In The Future by chibyksveejay(m): 9:10pm On Jul 25, 2015 |
me likey |
Re: Six Ways Technology Might Change Sex In The Future by wildchild1: 9:10pm On Jul 25, 2015 |
God punish devil |
Re: Six Ways Technology Might Change Sex In The Future by Alexebo(m): 9:10pm On Jul 25, 2015 |
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Re: Six Ways Technology Might Change Sex In The Future by Mogidi: 9:11pm On Jul 25, 2015 |
We may have “sex” with holograms of our favorite stars Looking forward to getting down n' dirty with Beyonce's hologram, I fit add Rihanna join for 3some. @OP how much would the hologram cost? 4 Likes |
Re: Six Ways Technology Might Change Sex In The Future by kenedy175(m): 9:11pm On Jul 25, 2015 |
Nawa! God knows why he made things this way. Nobody should tamper with nature 2 Likes |
Re: Six Ways Technology Might Change Sex In The Future by ramdris(m): 9:11pm On Jul 25, 2015 |
Say no to artificial sex... 2 Likes |
Re: Six Ways Technology Might Change Sex In The Future by Nobody: 9:11pm On Jul 25, 2015 |
Nonsense 1 Like |
Re: Six Ways Technology Might Change Sex In The Future by shamsuRana(m): 9:12pm On Jul 25, 2015 |
Reminds me of this event.. A famous inspirational speaker said; "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife". The audience was in shock and silence. He then added: “She was my mother.”(A big round of applause and laughter roared).A very daring husband tried to copy this at home. After dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen; "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife". Standing for a moment, he tried to recall the second line of that speaker. By the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of hot water! Moral Lesson: Don’t Copy, if you can’t Paste. Don't start what U can't finish! 75 Likes 14 Shares |
Re: Six Ways Technology Might Change Sex In The Future by mystiqueDZ(f): 9:13pm On Jul 25, 2015 |
.. 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: Six Ways Technology Might Change Sex In The Future by datyrone(m): 9:14pm On Jul 25, 2015 |
Artificial sex with no emotion 1 Like |
Re: Six Ways Technology Might Change Sex In The Future by Nobody: 9:14pm On Jul 25, 2015 |
This reminds me of the movie,I-robot 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Six Ways Technology Might Change Sex In The Future by eghos12(m): 9:14pm On Jul 25, 2015 |
chai change D*ick as one pleases. I trust chinese they will change from 2 inch to 8 inch... 6 Likes |
Re: Six Ways Technology Might Change Sex In The Future by Nobody: 9:15pm On Jul 25, 2015 |
TECHNOLOGY UNA DO TRY..AEBG MAKE WE FINISH EXPLORE THE ONE WEY UNA DON INTRODUCE SO FAR...NA UNA GO INTRODUCE TECHNOLOGY SEX FINISH,NA SAME UNA GO PUBLISH SAY NIGERIA NAI GET IMPOTENT MEN PASS FOR THE WHOLE WORLD. 1 Like |
Re: Six Ways Technology Might Change Sex In The Future by kenedy175(m): 9:15pm On Jul 25, 2015 |
eghos12:For mumu 1 Like |
Re: Six Ways Technology Might Change Sex In The Future by francababy(f): 9:15pm On Jul 25, 2015 |
I like the guys birth control option. It shouldn't always be the lady at the receiving end. Take postinor 2 today, do d&c tomorrow, do family planning the next, insert one stuff through surgery to block off ur ovaries. Haba. Make the guys dey collect the family planning injection jor 18 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Six Ways Technology Might Change Sex In The Future by nairaman66(m): 9:15pm On Jul 25, 2015 |
Not again.., tech has screwed our lives enough !! 1 Like 1 Share |
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