₦airaland Forum

saintkel:
Ndi Igbo and Land sef, my Dad always tells us dat no matter what, never struggle or fight for land with anybody.... Let it go

Why must u make bigoted statement man? Land is a cause for dispute, even between countries slowpoke! See Gaza and West Bank and the rest of them.

montezz:
I prefer oral B. see toasting o!

Lol, when u no be bread and I no be toaster. I've tried the two and I think the latest close up wins it. Anyways for shizzle, I think we shud be close frnds... Do u believe in fate, destiny?

montezz:
Oh....bbm dsnt work with ma nokia3310!

Lol. I still have a place in my heart for that phone sha. Montezz seriously, let's get a Lil closer, like close up, lol. How do u want it, really? As na 3310 u dey use. lol

[quote author=montezz post=38972028][/quote]Got my pin and twitter handle on my profile. I promise, I'm a cool guy...

[quote author=montezz post=38972028][/quote]*Walks right up to you with a big bunch of red rose* Still wud love to get closer and place a kiss on ur cheek.

francescainnoce:
Oh I did except I didn't get the correct email.. Here is mine Franciscainnocent@yahoo.com

Please check your mail. Hope ur gud?

moneyhungry:
Please ke?. Guy, guy u fall my hand.

Lol. U knw montezz is a classy chick, and I'm a classy man, and the word please is not out of place in my sphere, it's a normal thing bro...

Mrcdorv:
Walahi na sleep...God,please bless my hustle beyond my imagination.
Na person dey sleep while working and the million rolls in their account daily.Another man pikin go work soteeee sweat go dry for body and earn peanute at the end.

I call You again God,,,please bless my hustle beyond my imagination and those that take their time to say Amen.

Amen!!!

montezz:
Really...would u say dis if u'r 2b in dis kind of situation? D way some set of human reason wil neva cease 2 amaze me.

I tire for the guy o. Infact he is utterly brainless.

badexmuzter:
Hypocrites. All of u should shut ur gutters. NA is insisting on discipline. Civilians re indiscipline and hard to control. You have to use d iron hand to handle em

You deserve to be shot straight in the mouth. Animal.

More than 100 viewing this page and e still dey 2 pages. Why? Because the name is not igbo and it's not about drugs. Nairaland don cast. Anyways I still reiterate that whatever one can do that is not crime, fraud or shedding blood to make it big they shud go ahead if they must. But this is a no no cos it is financial fraud to me. But many many youth are into this shiii. It's a real pity that most youths don't wanna work to earn a living but prefer fast money fast cars. Which way Nigeria?

OmniSparrow:
Shut up there. See this goat. Cos you have 3rd class you want to discourage other people. 1st class is the best result one can graduate with and you telling people that being the best doesn't matter? You can say it doesn't guarantee a job or succes. Not saying there's no difference. Dullard

Ur prblm is that ur a low life who takes his frustration out on people on social media. Firstly I never said thrs no difference, read to comprehend if ur retarded homo erectus brain can. Secondly I stated clearly that 1st class does not guarantee anything right in the post u quoted but ur dimwitted repulsive self couldn't see it huh? And lastly even if I made a 3rd class I'm very gainfully employed and earning triple ur miserable parents' salary. My family is a first class one and we graduate with nothing less than 2 1. Quote me and I'll never reply ur sorry miserable ignorant self. Go fucck urself biatch or u can ask ur mom to join u. Imp.

Lalasticlala see this guy o. Abeg knack am akpako straight.

ojeota:
Hello romancelander,
I dont even know were to start from. Let me just go straight to the point.
I get tired of relationship(sexual) easily.
Once I get involved in a relationship, I feel excited at the beginning but as time goes on, let's say after two to three weeks into the relationship I lose interest. This feeling usually triggers more when I see the person's na*kedness.

Why do I feel this way?
What am I doing wrong that is making me feel this way?
How can I overcome this challenge?

Please, I really need your help.

See, try changing ur pattern of getting into relationships. Get to know the guy as good frnds at first, get used to him and everything about him before saying yes and frolicking in the sheets.By then u wud have been so attached that it wud last longer than all ur past ones. I'm single if ur open to try in with me. I hope this helps.

MimiOkwara:
You see my dear fellas,life's been made so unrealistic with some of the storylines concocted by Ndi Nolly. Smh. Am sure we all have similar stories as the ones in my head.
Obi nwa-gielu a na-agbari.
God help you,dude. God help you.

In LA LA's voice;
" Not having a great upbringing is no excuse for being a jerk. Work on yourself! If that man is on the pity party train of “my parents were messed up and that’s why I’m messed up,” run. You’re not Iyanla Vanzant. You can’t fix his life. He’s the only one who can do that. Tell him to call you once he’s fixed himself(lol. May not bother). You can be there for him as a friend, but I think being in a relationship with a man who is so damaged(the unrealistic "sticking through thick and thin only to be thrown overboard) starts you off with a damaged relationship. It’s too much.

Being man-enough is way past your watery looks that gives that *tinini-tanana tingling feeling.

Never think of gathering nerves to walk up to anyone(unless she is your mum-for whipping) without being "Be built or better still,already made". And you know what that means;

" No house warming without an exquisite finishing of the house".

Thank you, Chi-Chi Nnanifor this muse.
For more,log on to;

www.facebook.com/mimi.okwara.
www.twitter.com/@mimiPneuma.
www.therightinitiative2014..
www.daisymimi..com.
www.costlydamsel..com.

Mimi Okwara © 2015

U wrote this? Not bad at all. Not too bad blog too, although there's always room for improvement. Thats Chitis in UNN @ ur dp, if I ain't mistaken. My alma mater too. Funny enuf we bear same surname, and it's kinda rare. Cheers dear...

OmniSparrow:
I agree with the part of graduate with your set. The rest is pure garbage

Ur opinion man. U dnt call another man's opinion garbage, except u want to be insulted. First class guarantees nothing, absolutely nothing!

StepTwo:
is it that I dont understand the piece?

what I could make is that Nigeria had to compensate them with $10m for failing to keep to their own end of the agreement which arose from Ghanas' own breach of the agreement.

if I understood this very well then Nigeria really needs to be re-colonised.

Take every news you see online these days with a spoon, not even a pinch; of salt

Pls graduate with ur set and go, thrs really no big difference between a first class and a second class upper, unless ur fixated on 1st class.

datprincess:
EVEN IF YOU GUYS ARE STILL TOGETHER, YOU WILL STILL TAG HER UR EX....MEN

Nah. She's actually married with a boy now...

montezz:
thanks.

Ur wlcm dear. I knw it's a long shot, but... Can we be frnds outside of here? Say BBM... Please...

francescainnoce:
Not a bad idea.. Could u kindly send me your email address.. Thanks

Hi dear, u didn't rch me again. still looking to hear from ya. Trust ur doing very well. Cheers.

datprincess:
iT'S SO SAD NOBODY TALKS ABOUT STYLE 69

U love 69 huh? I rmbr my ex for that 69. Any tym she sees me till today she Neva 4 gets. and she swallow for me too, damn!

montezz:
to be honest,small deeks looks somehow digusting,if u gat one,u'll need to mk up for it by using ur tongue and fingers skillfully...average size z jux ok. big rods cud be destructive most esp wen d handler is a careless slammer!

Chai. U are spoiling market for us with big dicck o! I like ur sincerity. Ur a real woman. I wish u were mine.

Oyind17:
Help her, someone told me a similar story, though it was a man that he helped. Every good deeds has a reward.

Okay noted. So if u were in my shoes wud u help her?

HiliaryAutos:
I won't lie to you brovah,I love what you wrote and i love the way you placed everything....Can i tell you a honest truth,forget about what she has done to you.Even in Bible God said we shall receive more bless for the Good we do on earth in Heaven,Do you best and make her finish her education,Nobody knowns tomorrow she might also be of help for you,God will multiple your needs as you help her,You will see how wonderful things will go with you,God bless you as you do so,Thanks

Thanks bro I appreciate ur comment.

Oyind17:
I wanted to read before modifying. why are u sharing the story now and the title though

I'm sharing so I can hear what other NLers think so I can then make a decision. The title, getting her thru school is the d3vil, not doing so is the Deep blue sea.

deadZONE:
*Not all guys love the coke bottle shape speak for yourself.




Nice*** you dont wanna invest for another man to chop
i feel you pains bro!!!!

its a hard one here... i remember dating a girl that told
me anything u do for a woman take it as u are doing it for God and
dont expect anything in return.... help the poor girl out if she knew better
she would be dating u and not some poor dude that is using love and sweet
words to wash her fish brain...

Bro that coke bottle shape makes me drool sha. lol. Meanwhile u see as the matter dey very complicated. Wahala dey.

Oyind17:
I av seen this story before, try again later

It's a personal real life event ma. Pls don't trivialise or bad mouth it cos it's very very real. I'm not an attention seeker

falconey:

Bro abeg how u see the matter? I jus tire. I really am not sure of what wud be the better thing to do

Okay so I met her at a friend's party, we got talking and exchanged phone numbers. And yes she's really pretty with that coke bottle body that guys all love. Fast forward 1 year later and I seriously asked her out but she refused saying she has a guy she loves. Then a few months down the line, i travelled from the west to the east to see her on a vals day. One thing led to another and we spent the night together (of course we had an unforgettable night), and this same day was her guy's birthday. We started dating or something like it, and of we saw each other a few times in abt 3 months. All off a sudden she starts showing signs of relapse. Me being a practical guy knew her ex (I supposed) was getting too close to her again. I made her choose btwn I and the guy and she chose him (distance messed me up I think). But funny enough she still craves my attention and always wants to hear from me and loads me with her emotional issues, and I'm always thr for her cos I really really like her. Now to the crux of the matter. She had serious family issues and she is kinda stranded financially and educationally as she has no sponsor anymore (dad is late, mom isn't buoyant). Now I'm stuck in the middle cos even though I really like her and have been thr for her even after she dumped me, I'm wondering if it would be abject stupidity or kindness to help her with the remaining years of schooling (she has 2 more years and I can afford to help her through it). But as a full fledged bad guy my mind keeps telling me she is not worth it. I truly care abt her though and will not forgive myself if she becomes a dropout when I cud have helped. And of course i dnt want to be the one to loose out in this situation but I also don't want to make her commit to marrying me and all that crap cos most times it rarely works out and i feel that's like taking advantage of her situation. Also note that sex is no longer the issue cos if it were just sex i wanted i wud have vanished from her life since Lord knows when. So I really don't knw what to do. Guys and ladies abeg make una help me chook mouth for the matter cos water don pass garri. Her school resumes next month. Thanks in anticipation. PS: I'm still terribly single right now and I honestly don't think dating her seriously wud work out cos I dey fear students and know what they can do, though she is a sensible girl that wud never take her body for granted.

But will the pucci be getting wet? will it be as warm as the normal ones? Will it have all the nerve endings plus a clit? Will the pucci enjoy a thorough beating by a big dicck? If the answer to my questions are no, then it was all for nothing. What is worth doing is worth doing well. But on a serious note, she or he needs serious help psychologically. May God save his or her soul, Amen.

The way these senators are talking, u can see that they don't have any plans of leaving the corridors of power any time soon. Talking of it might be your turn tomorrow and all that. We just recycling same criminals and will continue for a very long time apparently. We need someone like Jerry Rawlings to deliver the country.