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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 8:53am On Apr 04, 2016
merikims:
oya madam who b d babe were Logodwhiz dey flirt with wey u no fit spell he moniker? Logodwhiz shey u see ursef I disappear small u wan cub turn to fraiser over night abi.oya I no do again before I poison u.


Rukkyola, why did you decide to do this to me?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 8:54am On Apr 04, 2016
merikims:
hmmmm I dey observe ooo.

Not everything is as they seem.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 8:57am On Apr 04, 2016
merikims:
Good morning my darlings in the house.
Now that am single... anyone can now apply unless Logodwhiz apologise for almost ruining our marriage with all the flirting he has been up to...pls u must have at least 25years working experience and tall, dark and handsome and most especially you must b rich and love the lord.

cheesy cheesy cheesy

Funny....

Just a baseless rumour and here you are showing your true colour.

If you wanna come back, fine. If not, goodluck on your adventure.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by bqlekan(m): 8:58am On Apr 04, 2016
merikims:
Good morning my darlings in the house.
Now that am single... anyone can now apply unless Logodwhiz apologise for almost ruining our marriage with all the flirting he has been up to...pls u must have at least 25years working experience and tall, dark and handsome and most especially you must b rich and love the lord.

I hereby tender my application letter... grin
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by biotechshola(m): 9:07am On Apr 04, 2016
Good morning!

Hardie14 ife mi,eni bi okan mi, stop acting in oblivion.


My absence here is not without your knowledge.


BTW, now i knw my real and fake paddies, i wont mention moniker...ko ma roo kikikik lokan yin..


Spixytinxy, i dey miss u die.

Cc
Adunnilwo
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraih(f): 9:11am On Apr 04, 2016
merikims:
Good morning my darlings in the house.
Now that am single... anyone can now apply unless Logodwhiz apologise for almost ruining our marriage with all the flirting he has been up to...pls u must have at least 25years working experience and tall, dark and handsome and most especially you must b rich and love the lord.
Hanhan sad bet y!!!
LogoDWhiz never did anything of such.
Why would you believe Rukkyola undecided
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraih(f): 9:12am On Apr 04, 2016
Katherine7, nice one.
#thumbsUp!!
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by biotechshola(m): 9:13am On Apr 04, 2016
Eru ti ajanaku ba ru, kosi babanlaku eranku to le teri si!!

Make i sidon dey observe al dos niggas applying for merikims.

*Loading my double barrel*
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 9:14am On Apr 04, 2016
merikims:
Good morning my darlings in the house.
Now that am single... anyone can now apply unless Logodwhiz apologise for almost ruining our marriage with all the flirting he has been up to...pls u must have at least 25years working experience and tall, dark and handsome and most especially you must b rich and love the lord.
hmmm...I can see u want to achieve ur desire of finding a place in my heart...gudmorni...hw went ur nyt...been awhile
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 9:18am On Apr 04, 2016
merikims:
oya madam who b d babe were Logodwhiz dey flirt with wey u no fit spell he moniker? Logodwhiz shey u see ursef I disappear small u wan cub turn to fraiser over night abi.oya I no do again before I poison u.
LogoDwhiz is one of d most faithful men in dis city o...I can vividly attest to dat bur I cant advise u not to divorce sha because dat will b a blessing in disguise to me.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 9:25am On Apr 04, 2016
LogoDWhiz:


cheesy cheesy cheesy

Funny....

Just a baseless rumour and here you are showing your true colour.

If you wanna come back, fine. If not, goodluck on your adventure.
pressy dont mind her... D truth is any woman dat loses a sincere nd faithful man like you is a big loser, a colossal lost for such a woman... Just b calm, u deserve d best nd a dedicated woman I will see to dat, solidly behind you.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 9:33am On Apr 04, 2016
Fraih:

Hanhan sad bet y!!!
LogoDWhiz never did anything of such.
Why would you believe Rukkyola undecided
A woman dat takes in every word of rumour mongers nd die-in-the-wool gossipers like rukkyola at d detriment of her marriage does not deserve d honour of being called d first lady of dis city... I advise all d wifes of dis city to adopt u as dia role model... You are a practical definition of true, sincere, dedicated nd dream wife.

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 9:46am On Apr 04, 2016
Fraiser:
pressy dont mind her... D truth is any woman dat loses a sincere nd faithful man like you is a big loser, a colossal lost for such a woman... Just b calm, u deserve d best nd a dedicated woman I will see to dat, solidly behind you.

e be lyk say d tin don dey hungry her, as she see opportunity lyk dis na so she jump on am.


Thanks bro. smiley
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rukkyola(f): 9:48am On Apr 04, 2016
merikims:
oya madam who b d babe were Logodwhiz dey flirt with wey u no fit spell he moniker? Logodwhiz shey u see ursef I disappear small u wan cub turn to fraiser over night abi.oya I no do again before I poison u.
Hmmm..... My dear Merikims, so u mean u weren't aware of ur husband's recent moves. I thought u knew but was just staying mute.
Na Iambibi ur Logodwhiz dey flirt with 4 dis city o. Everyone in d city has been commending on her beauty. I was so surprise to see his excellency fall 4 her 2. The best thing u could do is dissolve ur marriage as u 've planned 2. God will grant u a better husband. He thinks he can use his title ' d president of GC 'as a leverage to flirt around with anyone without u complaining.
I myself would personally assist u n ur search 4 a new love. Just let me know if u would be needing my help.

***smiling 2 herself***
Mission accomplished.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 9:50am On Apr 04, 2016
Fraiser:
A woman dat takes in every word of rumour mongers nd die-in-the-wool gossipers like rukkyola at d detriment of her marriage does not deserve d honour of being called d first lady of dis city... I advise all d wifes of dis city to adopt u as dia role model... You are a practical definition of true, sincere, dedicated nd dream wife.

God bless you for this..

You're also right about Fraih

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rukkyola(f): 9:51am On Apr 04, 2016
iambibi:
..Hmm see scandal!! So na so u wan use win ur award of peacemaker abi? By implicating me, when u know i can neva do such a tin.....ok.o continue.
Iambibi, u think sey I no hear as everybody dey call u fine babe 4 here. Na me & u 4 dis city o. We don follow chuk leg 4 inside one shokoto. This is just d beginning.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rukkyola(f): 9:55am On Apr 04, 2016
ABB1:
Funny babe what's up with you, have you given birth to your triplet or community?


Waz ur concern? Y are u so bothered about my delivery?
Oh! Now I know. Because u wanto come & eat fried rice abi?
Don't worry, when d time comes, I will let u know.
Beggi beggi.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 9:59am On Apr 04, 2016
Fraih:

Hanhan sad bet y!!!
LogoDWhiz never did anything of such.
Why would you believe Rukkyola undecided

Seems like she want to.

let her go...
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rukkyola(f): 10:01am On Apr 04, 2016
Fraiser:
everybody know say u dey feel jealous wit my flirting wit babes because I no com near u, nd no my fault I get phobia for old women na y I no reason u b dat, if u lyk beef from here till tomoro, i no go see better babe make I no talk wit her, u dis old pregnant amebo woman.
Brother Fraiser!!!!
Me? Old, pregnant & amebo again? I don't just know why people, especially u, don't want harmony to exist in this city. Why on earth wud I want u 2 flirt with me when I have my sent4rina?
Na ur life I pity most 4 dis city. U go soon start to dey waka with stick up & down b4 d end of ur days as a youth if u don't stop dis ur promiscuous act. I pirry u sha!
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by iambibi(f): 10:06am On Apr 04, 2016
merikims:

Dear Boo Boo Prom,
Application accepted.I miss ya.keep in touch always.mwah
.. Shuuuuu? Na so life be? undecided.. U didn't even hear from your husband LogoDWhiz, u just accept pesin wey jst fly, land for your front jst like dah.. (no identity, no punchlines, no nothing nothing.) merikim kay.. Y naa undecided
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rukkyola(f): 10:07am On Apr 04, 2016
tuffpivot:
lmao... Lemme talk 2 d chief priest i'll get back 2 u

Gud morning
Thanks. Gud morning.
In case u are referring to d gods of dchiefpriest as our only hope 4 power supply in NIGERIA, my brother, I would rather despair than expect anything good 4rm him. That chiefpriest no sabi anything. D man na olodo. Make I better go buy plenty candle put 4 house.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 10:13am On Apr 04, 2016
Goodmorning ladies and gentle men, I have the singular honour to give my answer to the second question as part of the issues of the moment.
If I were to b the president of this country for one week...kinda too short though... I will ensure that I achieve the following:
1. Within the one week of my tenure, no lady will be allowed to use makeup... We won differentiate btw natural nd artificial beauty.
2. Any lady dat will upload her profile pix on any social network platform e.g nairaland must not snap d pix with cameral360 or 16megapixel camera but with old 1.2megapixel cameral, this is to avoid d issue of confused Identity if we happend to see any of dem in real life... E dey happen welwel o.
3. Any picture to be uploaded on any social network platform e.g nairaland, facebook etc must not b edited, we won see all dos pimples una dey hide with photoshop.
4. It will be compulsory for every lady in d country to b wearing all dos deeperlife pleaty skirt especially within campuses because dos babes no dey pity guys at all wit all dos fitted leggings nd miniskirt, e no easy to dey see dos tinx na, na only guys fit talk d way d tin dey do dem, na why rape plenty b dat.
5. Finally I will ensure d Eriteria system is adopted asap to avoid d issue of women wastage because women population don almost double dat of men for naija now.
Cc
LogoDwhiz
crobboy
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rukkyola(f): 10:15am On Apr 04, 2016
DTOBS:


Hey! What have smoked?....Osogbo weed?
1. I didn't abandoned airstarkane and never will I do such.
2. Chommieblaq is not "another girl". She is a very beautiful young lady driving me crazy.

Now I demand you write and apology letter to me,airstarkane and my chommieblaq for this blasphemy you've done.

C dis Dtobs o. Letter kor, article ni.
Imagine! 'She is a very beautiful young lady driving me crazy'
Airstarkane, can u hear that?
How can u let urself be driven by another woman other than ur wife. Na so e dey take start.
Very soon it would be ' she is a very beautiful young lady who I had mistakenly impregnate'
I pirry u o! Brother better change ur ways!!
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by iambibi(f): 10:20am On Apr 04, 2016
Rukkyola:

Iambibi, u think sey I no hear as everybody dey call u fine babe 4 here. Na me & u 4 dis city o. We don follow chuk leg 4 inside one shokoto. This is just d beginning.
.. Lolz.... Oho!! Now i know where the scandal is coming from..grin....Gehn! gehn! Oya bring the shokoto!! tongue lol
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rukkyola(f): 10:25am On Apr 04, 2016
DTOBS:

Hmmmm....bet why? Maka why?
Why do you have to treat my able presy dis way?
Why? You didn't even hear him out, I tell you that nothing of such rumour peddled around by rukky+ola is/are true.
Don't jump into making a decision that will boomerang.

You know I care for my Presy and his household!!!
Have a rethink
I laff! By d time I finish dealing with u guys n this city, u guys 'll earn how to respect me.
Continue poking ur nose in other people's affairs. Ur own house will soon b on fire!!!!!

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rukkyola(f): 10:30am On Apr 04, 2016
LogoDWhiz:



Rukkyola, why did you decide to do this to me?
Pressy pressy!!!! Y wouldn't I do this to u? When u & ur family squander all our money & resources n dis Golden city. When have u ever invited me 4 a feast n d presidential villa?
My dear pressy, this is just d beginning o. The worse is yet to come.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rukkyola(f): 10:34am On Apr 04, 2016
LogoDWhiz:


cheesy cheesy cheesy

Funny....

Just a baseless rumour and here you are showing your true colour.

If you wanna come back, fine. If not, goodluck on your adventure.
Chai!!!! Pressy!!!!!!!!
I never expected this from u. Is this how 2 show good governance? When u can't even bring ur family 2 order?
Hu voted u self? It's high time we inaugurate new leaders!!!
Our country don dey baje finish.

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rukkyola(f): 10:38am On Apr 04, 2016
Fraih:

Hanhan sad bet y!!!
LogoDWhiz never did anything of such.
Why would you believe Rukkyola undecided
Aunty Fraih!!! What are you insinuating? That I am a lier?
Better don't let me start with ur family. Just thank goodness that Shammak is nowhere to b found, otherwise, I 4 don find another wife 4 him tete. Amebo!
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by clementy117(m): 10:38am On Apr 04, 2016
please this reduction of allawee is true?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by ABB1(m): 10:40am On Apr 04, 2016
Rukkyola:

Waz ur concern? Y are u so bothered about my delivery?
Oh! Now I know. Because u wanto come & eat fried rice abi?
Don't worry, when d time comes, I will let u know.
Beggi beggi.

Hahahah! Na because I wan marry one of your daughter
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by iambibi(f): 10:45am On Apr 04, 2016
biotechshola:
Good morning!

Hardie14 ife mi,eni bi okan mi, stop acting in oblivion.


My absence here is not without your knowledge.


BTW, now i knw my real and fake paddies, i wont mention moniker...ko ma roo kikikik lokan yin..


Spixytinxy, i dey miss u die.

Cc
Adunnilwo
lolz... Bro have we met befor? ... because Na only your wife i know.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by kbemanuel: 10:45am On Apr 04, 2016
Rukkyola:

Chai!!!! Pressy!!!!!!!!
I never expected this from u. Is this how 2 show good governance? When u can't even bring ur family 2 order?
Hu voted u self? It's high time we inaugurate new leaders!!!
Our country don dey baje finish.
chai...wetin dis pple do u..well I dey like ur drama..#kontinu

BTW...I nid a cute and cultured lady in dis city.....connect me
Bt no carry anoda man wife giv sha oo

Gud morning

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