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Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by Trizyd(m): 9:04am On Aug 13, 2015
save ma mum, drown wif my wife and the mummy
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by temmym4(m): 9:04am On Aug 13, 2015
pet4ril:
My husband


DrGroove:

Mumu

Madam don't call her that. Do u know what is in between her and her husband? He could be more than millions of dollars to her. I'm sorry but just because oga is not dat useful doesn't mean other lady's hubby aren't. Always respect other people's opinion.

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Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by PonDonCras(m): 9:08am On Aug 13, 2015
"I will save my mum(I can NEVER have someone like her).....
My marriage won't be fun for me without my mum's presence...

I can marry a new wife.
I can get $100m since there is LIFE...

That's all!!!"

And who told you there will be life after the options. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by BHAMBA: 9:19am On Aug 13, 2015
MY MOTHER
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by Chidoo74: 9:22am On Aug 13, 2015
The $100m of cos
: : grin
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by dckng16(m): 9:47am On Aug 13, 2015
Not everybody has a good mom
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by Iyke1998(m): 9:53am On Aug 13, 2015
exxy:

hahahaha, u yan use babalawo for merlin? my broda the fight go bloody oo!

Lmao...mehn,guys go find way settle the matter sharperly oooo....
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by luluosas(m): 9:54am On Aug 13, 2015
May I never be involved in such situation in my life in JESUS name. Amen.
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by DrGroove(f): 10:05am On Aug 13, 2015
MadCow1:



I may be mad, but I don't lie..


I will save them in this order;

1. My Wife..

2. My Mother...

3. The Moola.


I also know that should my mum be caught between saving either me, my dad or money, she would save my dad all day.
LIAR!!! No wife is valuable to a man to the stage that he will place her before his mother and so much money(that could get him as many wives as he can marry).So you Lie!!
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by MadCow1: 10:23am On Aug 13, 2015
DrGroove:

LIAR!!! No wife is valuable to a man to the stage that he will place her before his mother and so much money(that could get him as many wives as he can marry).So you Lie!!


My wife is that valuable to me..

Same way I know my father would also pick his wife before he saves me or money.

Priorities my friend.. I was raised to place nobody above my Mrs.

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Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by charlsecy(m): 10:26am On Aug 13, 2015
Iyke1998:
Would you have ever thought of marriage if you mother aborted you from onset?
No, because there would be no me to think of anything, much less marriage.

However, now I exist, I would never curse myself like you have done, saying your marriage wouldn't be enjoyable in the absence of your mother. That would mean the day you lose your mother, your marriage would become painful. That is self-inflicted curse! You are on your own. I am sorry but that is the implication of your submission.

Let me ask you, "Would you have ever thought of marriage if your father didn't sleep with your mother?"

Don't you think your father's presence is also needed for you to enjoy marriage, since if he hadn't slept with your mother, there wouldn't have been you?

What do you think?
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by Iyke1998(m): 10:39am On Aug 13, 2015
charlsecy:

No, because there would be no me to think of anything, much less marriage.

However, now I exist, I would never curse myself like you have done, saying your marriage wouldn't be enjoyable in the absence of your mother. That would mean the day you lose your mother, your marriage would become painful. That is self-inflicted curse! You are on your own. I am sorry but that is the implication of your submission.

Let me ask you, "Would you have ever thought of marriage if your father didn't sleep with your mother?"

Don't you think your father's presence is also needed for you to enjoy marriage, since if he hadn't slept with your mother, there wouldn't have been you?

What do you think?


There is a difference if my mum died a natural death or she died before my wedding day..
But in this case,I had the opportunity of saving her LIFE,but I allowed here drown in the water.....

dis was the first person I
saw in this earth,
Dis was the person that brought me into to world..

And my wife is someone who could end. Up betraying me..
There is no love like mums love.


Think about that!!
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by Harkinyhemmy(m): 11:39am On Aug 13, 2015
Will save $100m, mum can swim, same as wife.
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by arnold123: 11:46am On Aug 13, 2015
I go just jump enter make I just bebe die
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by vivaciousvivi(f): 12:38pm On Aug 13, 2015
This is a no-brainer for me. My mom!
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by obaty(f): 1:34pm On Aug 13, 2015
mum over and over again.$100m without mum is worst than poverty
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by nuges1(m): 3:00pm On Aug 13, 2015
It has to be my mum... apologies to my wife and the 100m. As long as there is life there`s hope, i can still marry another wife, i can still get that money even double or triple of that but i can never get another mother. smiley
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by Nobody: 3:12pm On Aug 13, 2015
Iyke1998:
I will save my mum(I can NEVER have someone like her).....
My marriage won't be fun for me without my mum's presence...

I can marry a new wife.
I can get $100m since there is LIFE...

That's all!!!
so d moment ur mum dies, ur marriage stops being fun? guy na wa ooo.u for marry ur mama na

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Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by dcngr: 3:45pm On Aug 13, 2015
DrGroove:

LIAR!!! No wife is valuable to a man to the stage that he will place her before his mother and so much money(that could get him as many wives as he can marry).So you Lie!!

Your husband/Dad must really be the most unloving of all men, quite an impression he's left in your mindset about husbands.

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Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by DrGroove(f): 4:20pm On Aug 13, 2015
dcngr:


Your husband/Dad must really be the most unloving of all men, quite an impression he's left in your mindset about husbands.
Nigerian men,in general,judging by the way they maltreat,beat,abuse,downgrade their women!
The society in general got no value for women.
Only an "abnormal" man would save his wife over his MOTHER and so much MONEY
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by DrGroove(f): 4:24pm On Aug 13, 2015
MadCow1:



My wife is that valuable to me..

Same way I know my father would also pick his wife before he saves me or money.

Priorities my friend.. I was raised to place nobody above my Mrs.
Bros,you can LIE oooooooooo! You must be grossly abnormal to make a womanin the position of wife,your priority
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by beloveddan: 4:30pm On Aug 13, 2015
Iyke1998:
I will save my mum(I can NEVER have someone like her).....
My marriage won't be fun for me without my mum's presence...

I can marry a new wife.
I can get $100m since there is LIFE...

That's all!!!
If 1998 is your year of birth, then your response will make little sense, sir.
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by sampen(m): 4:46pm On Aug 13, 2015
My mum cos i can marry anoda wife, get anoda money bt cant have anoda Mum... Love u MUM[color=#006600][/color]
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by tunapius(m): 4:49pm On Aug 13, 2015
MadCow1:


My wife..


Make Mumsy rest..

And 100million Dollars ain't nothing..
madcow1, ur optn aint fair. Gues ur yf is a NL'er
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by Alero3Arubi(f): 5:31pm On Aug 13, 2015
troy20:

no mind them.yeye.who the hell takes $100million in this climes likely.your mother has lived a fulfilling life herself and produced you along.you have yet alot ahead to do for yourself and for children who you will have to be responsible for.i think my conscience will most be disturbed by the lose of my wife.well i better not love her that much.but really what the fvck is love?
Troy sha. Frankly I always love the way you respond. With a lot of energy.
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by IceDude(m): 6:08pm On Aug 13, 2015
I wont even think twice before i save my sweet mother.
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by troy20(m): 10:35pm On Aug 13, 2015
Alero3Arubi:

Troy sha. Frankly I always love the way you respond. With a lot of energy.
thanks.you have alot of it yourself.thought you didnt want to meet me.
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by Alero3Arubi(f): 8:26am On Aug 14, 2015
troy20:

thanks.you have alot of it yourself.thought you didnt want to meet me.
Oh I want to meet you alright
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by MadCow1: 8:28am On Aug 14, 2015
tunapius:
madcow1, ur optn aint fair. Gues ur yf is a NL'er


Really?

How?

And NO, my boo ain't got time for Online forums and blogs.

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Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by MadCow1: 8:44am On Aug 14, 2015
DrGroove:

Bros,you can LIE oooooooooo! You must be grossly abnormal to make a womanin the position of wife,your priority

How would you feel if your father picked his mother over your mum?

Some of you claim to be Christians and Lovers of Jesus and the Bible but yet always fail when it comes to the sanctity of marriage. My wife would be the mother of the next generation of my Lineage not my mother. And I am not even a Christian nor a believer just a Man raised to understand the true meaning of Family.

My Wife is my number 1 priority. I place no one above her; Not my Parents, not my Siblings and not my Kids.

This is how I was raised by my father and he would be disappointed in me if I acted any differently.

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Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by Nobody: 9:04am On Aug 14, 2015
MadCow1:


How would you feel if your father picked his mother over your mum?

Some of you claim to be Christians and Lovers of Jesus and the Bible but yet always fail when it comes to the sanctity of marriage. My wife would be the mother of the next generation of my Lineage not my mother. And I am not even a Christian nor a believer just a Man raised to understand the true meaning of Family.

My Wife is my number 1 priority. I place no one above her; Not my Parents, not my Siblings and not my Kids.

This is how I was raised by my father and he would be disappointed in me if I acted any differently.

Wow shocked. I wish your wife would read this, she would be so happy and proud of you.

Chai! She's lucky o.

Bless me so that I'll meet and marry a man like you.

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