YOU KNOW YOUR MUM IS A NIGERIAN
1 when you say "mommy, I'm Sorry" and she replies
"Sorry for yourself"

2. when you ask her where you should drop
something and she says : “drop it on my head now."

3. when she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from
a party.

4. When you say: “mummy, I have malaria” and she
replied: “why wont you have malaria when you have
been pressing phone since morning”

5. When you say: “I came 2nd in my class” and she
replies: “soo the person that came first has two
heads, abi?”

6. When she takes the dstv remote to work, just to
punish you.

7. when you’re watching tv with her and then she
sleeps off and still doesn’t want you to change the
channel

8. if when you tell her you are going to friends place
and she be like: when last did they come here to play
with you?

9. when your mum asks you if the food is enough and
you reply no and she says go and drink water

10. when she tells you if I hear Peem, you will hear
ween.

11. when she touches hot pot comfortably without a
napkin

12. when with one look she tells you, you will get the
beating of your life when you get home

13. when you say: my wedding will be
baaaaaaaaaaad and she replies: God forbid. Your
wedding will not be
bad by the special grace of God.

14. When she tells you: 'I didnt kill my mother, so you
cannot kill me'

15. When she calls you from your room upstairs and
then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse...

16 When you ask her to help you with your home
work and she advised: go and meet your brother. You
then say, so you don’t even know it and she replies:
Awon ebi baba e ni olodo. (it is your father’s family
members that are dullards)

17 When you ask her to refund the money you lend
her and she tells you "all the food you've been eating
at home nko?

18 When she sayz I carried you in my belly for nine months.



Eba mi kira fun mama mi, orisa bi iya oosi [left]YOU KNOW

Nice one op........
Pls make use of paragraph next time after copy and paste.

All these makes me love mum all the more. Kudos to all lovely Nigerian mothers. God bless you all.